The Trick Is Not A Trick

Jesse is a little shit and Hanzo teaches him a lesson. (its literally just porn)

/jux·ta·po·si·tion/ n. the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with a contrasting effect. John Watson, sixteen-year-old new boy at St. Bartholomew's School, is assigned resident genius and nuisance Sherlock Holmes to be his roommate. While contending with schoolwork, exams, sports, friends, foes and family, they are entangled in a web of mysteries that soon seem far from coincidences. Will they be able to work out who is behind them - and, scarier still, will they admit that their friendship has grown into something more before it is too late? [TL;DR: Boarding school AU. Our protagonists wind up as roommates.]

It’s like your own twisted game that only the two of you play.

These are a collection of one-shots and short chapters of the characters behind Gravity Falls. See what unfolds with Mabel, Dipper, Wendy, and many others that reside in Gravity Falls when dealing with love, drama, romance, and suspense. Due to the graphic nature of these stories, discretion is strongly advised. Update on 5/19/2018: Spring Beauty (Part III)Update on 9/9/2023: Spring Beauty (Part IV)

They were like the lost boys, and of course Otabek was Peter. Yuri was fine with being Wendy if it meant he got to keep the thimble at the end of everything, when the sirens would be drowned out by the sounds of drums and the blue and red lights would flash something gorgeous against his skin. Or; After meeting his favorite rockstar in Lucky Seven, Yuri hits the road with his boyfriend and the rest of the band. While so much around them changes, Yuri stands beside Otabek and all his demons. But how long will the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll last until the fire becomes an inferno neither of them can escape? { + Playlist }

John never joined the military and is a successful businessman with a family (and some secrets). He hires Rodney as a subcontractor and they navigate the difficulties of family, class, and business in a universe where male pregnancy is possible.

Just a little fluff with baker Liam and sleepy Zayn~

Alex knows her job is dangerous. She knows that there will be fights that could easily go the wrong way. She knows that at the end of the day she might go home a little battered up. She knows that sometimes things get tough. And it never used to matter. She'd go home, pour herself a drink, and settle in on the couch with an ice pack and some take out. She was tough. She didn't need anyone to take care of her, or fuss about her, or tell her what they thought was best for her. Wounds heal. They always have and they always will. Alex never thought much of her injuries. Until Maggie came along.

It’s been a long two weeks. Severus is glad Harry’s finally home.

Stiles made the decision that Derek was his new best friend (and that he'll one day marry him) the day he shared his dinosaur chicken nuggets with him.

i chase your love around a figure 8, i need you more than i can take.

Everything was fine, on the surface. Everyone survived their trip to outer space. Alex came out and got a girlfriend, Kara got a new job. But when Kara gets hit with RedK, and goes after Maggie and Alex, she reveals just how not okay with this new situation she is. She goes too far. After hurting someone that much, the only way Kara can make it better is to make it hurt even more. A.K.A. The extension of the RedK ficlet I swore I wouldn't write

Or, "The Gang Tends Bar: A Coda." “Hey, man. Can I, uh, show you something in the, in the ladies’ room real quick?” Dennis says, and his teeth are a bit clenched, his jaw set, but his tone is still uncharacteristically soft. Despite all the tension in his body, Dennis’s voice remains at odds with the rest of him. After a pause, he throws in a “please” for good measure. “Yeah, sure man,” Mac says. “What’s up, is there something wrong with one of the toilets now that we’ve been getting female customers or something?” “What?” Dennis says, shaking his head. “No, Mac, there’s nothing wrong with the toilets. I just, uh. Wanted to show you something. In the ladies’ room. You know?” His brows are raised, and he’s peering up at Mac through his lashes with this expression that reads like he’s expecting Mac to catch some hidden meaning in his words. But Mac’s not too good at picking up on things like that. Now it’s his turn to get nervous. “I - Okay, Dennis. Sure.”

Involved in a dark ritual Count Dooku has found from a civilization so far back even Yoda does not recognize the language, Obi-Wan finds what is on the other side of the Light side of the Force.

A chance encounter in the snow leads to several changes in Hiccup's life. Frostcup. ROTBTD. Cameos from Disney, DreamWorks, Laika, and Sony pictures characters. This story is followed by the fic: The first trip to Berk for Jackson Overland

Help is always appreciated when you have a young family. Luckily(?) for Newt, Percival and Credence there are a herd of creatures in Newt's case eager to assist however they can.

When Harry drinks a de-aging potion, Snape is left to deal with the consequences. Attempts to cure generate some rather catastrophic results, not least of which, permanently binding Snape and Harry in unfathomable ways. This is a Snarry fic.

ANON 6: I think jealous Pan would be awesome, like maybe Henry starts talking and interacting with another lost boy(most likely Felix) and Pan is just glaring like hell to the no until he just drags Henry away and Panry is born. Hope you like it boo. :)

While Yugi is used to Kaiba inviting him over for a game every so often, this one turns out to be entirely different than he expected.

“Interesting, interesting. Brave enough to be in Gryffindor, loyal enough to make Helga proud and cunning enough to be a wonderful addition for Slytherin. Where should you go?” “Ravenclaw.” ~ Alternatively how Percy’s sorting goes cause he’s a menace and refuses to make things easy

Harry's got blood on his pajamas and this is when life gets hard

In this universe, Vivien and Ben get a divorce, sharing custody rights of Violet. It's only Ben and Violet that move into the infamous Murder House this time. Tate still stands by his promise to give Nora a baby, only choosing to seduce. Everything changes.

Tobirama has never had the talent for choosing well-received gifts for other people (he still remembers seven year old Hashirama's shriek and subsequent flailing when he'd discovered his birthday present from his younger brother trying to slither its way back to freedom), but he is certain that this eminently more practical and less... reptilian venture will prove a greater success.