Pale Blue Eyes and Thick Thighs

CM2 smut with references to scenes in S2E4 and E5. "It's been awhile since he's had sex with a woman, but there is something so deliciously boyish about Charlie; he can’t quite put his finger on it. It’s like she's one part youthful Miles – playing pirates in the woods and scrawling on his arm with magic marker – one part fierce, sexy Rachel Matheson, then rounded out with a vivacity and innocence all her own."

Dean spears him on a green-eyed look through the open passenger door. "Why do I get the feeling you just want us to spend the night together?" "Because you're paranoid and ridiculous," Cas says. "I sleep five feet away from you every night; I could watch you sleep at home." (An AU in which nursing student Dean and pre-med student Cas become summer roommates and maybe more.)

After Harry destroyed Voldemort in the graveyard at the tender age of fourteen, his guardians saw him in a different light. And now their perception of him is changing again, picking up a scent that appeals to the baser natures of two men who really should know better

Very short, very fluffy. Each chapter is a mini-fic. The ideas that spawn these come from suggestions and requests on my Tumblr. If you have an idea, go submit it! thesickficsideblog.tumblr.com

Involving shameless bashing of Bond, TMNT and Discworld. TMNT was by accident, I swear! Also involves footnotes.

Yoongi doesn't tell his Daddy when he goes into little space, because he doesn't want to disturb his sleep. Eventually the desire to be close wins though, because if there's one thing he's bad at, it's avoiding his boyfriend. Alternatively, Hoseok comforts a distraught Yoongi in little space and they both make each other happy.

[sequel to Black Iridesence] The Samurai Hunt begins.

While following up on only the most unlikely rumor Bond had ever heard he finds his perception of Q turned on its head.And Bond on his back.

"Do you miss him?" "Miss him? God, what do you think? Besides, isn't it normal to miss a friend? He has been away for two years, ya' know?" "That's not what I mean." "I know it's not." The one where Yoongi and Hoseok ended on a sort of abrupt note of (almost) confession before Hoseok had to leave for Japan for two years. Hoseok gives Yoongi a homely surprise.

Of Evil Overlords, thick-headed Gryffindors and little wizards who are too curious for their own good.

Prompt: Aelin gets hurt and Rowan gets protective Rowan didn't see the arrow aimed for his back, but Aelin did.

Storage Rick never takes another Rick's original Morty, but this lost and desperate Morty was offering himself. (you don't necessarily need to have played Pocket Mortys to enjoy the Rick/Morty here)

two similar contingencies, and the countless differences between them.

An unexpected reaction to the alien plant life forces Keith and Shiro to have to reevaluate what their relationship is, and what it could be.

Harry thought nothing of his Aunt Petunia until he saw her in a sexy dress

Lance goes to the club to pick up boys and ends up with more than he can handle.

Love was a complex theme. Love could mean not giving up and never letting someone down. Love could mean friendship and affections. Love could symbolize adventure and a new experiences that enriched your life. Love was the feather on Freedom’s Wings that allowed people to follow their dreams and to not hold back. Love was protection and care against the harshest elements of Life. Love was the passionate kite runner that either disappeared in an instant or lasted forever. Love was being close to someone and sharing your imperfections and flaws without a judgmental glance. Love was the beating heart that helped heal a stitched heart when it didn’t believe in itself. In Regards to Life, that was Love. *a non-traditional omegaverse that is about as close to real life as a fic could get*Under Extreme Proof-Reading

Punishing Omegas via sex in public is banned. Alphas are allowed to spank them, though. And Dean gets very turned on whenever Sammy spanks him.

Alec says something ridiculous and Eliot backs him up; Parker makes them take it back. Porn without plot.

At day 30 Dean's prayers to Cas get more creative and this time the angel actually reacts.

Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything. Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows. With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

Biding his time after his failed rebellion, Balon Greyjoy learns that his erstwhile heir is returning home at the new Lord of Winterfell's behest, seeking terms for an alliance between the Iron Islands and the newly crowned King in the North. In one timeline, with his decision weighed upon his sense of pride and his sense of pragmatism, Balon's pride won out. But what if he made a different choice?

Jaune’s parents discover that he faked his transcripts and stole Crocea Mors, so they pull him out of Beacon after his first semester. If Jaune ever wants to reclaim his dreams of becoming a hunter, he's going to have to do it wholly on his own. Everything changes. And yet, somethings don’t.

Spike and Buffy's first get together after he goes up in smoke for her.

"Derek already knew he was going to regret this decision. He never should have listened to Lydia. It was a stupid costume idea, nobody was going to get it. But she was insistent. And there was something in the tone of her voice that made Derek oddly uncomfortable. 'I’m not wearing those,' he’d flat out refused the pile of immaculately folded clothes she proffered to him. She narrowed her eyes. Something in Derek’s chest went cold as ice as a result. 'You will, and you’ll like it. Or so help me, I will find a way to poison your protein bars with wolfsbane'." a.k.a. the one where Derek doesn't think Lydia's idea that he dress as Stiles for Halloween is going to have the effect she seems to think it will. Until he sees Stiles' costume. Then it happens to him instead.

Makoto finally confesses and Haru couldn't be happier, especially now that Makoto has gained a boost of confidence from letting his feelings known. However, other people notice and become even more drawn to Makoto, causing Haru to worry that Makoto will eventually tire of him and go for someone a bit more deserving of someone as wonderful as Makoto is.

Lex is starting to feel like herself again after the events on Bouvetoya Island... with a little help from a tall, dreadlocked knight in shining armor at her side!

After being possessed, Stiles isn't coping well. It doesn't help that the pack is pushing him away and his father seems to be gone more and more. Peter steps in, but will he be in time? Trigger Warning! There is self-harm and a suicide attempt, please heed the tags

The fiction that follows Viktor and Yuri as they fight for their dream of competing as a pair, their struggle to keep their secret identity hidden and new dangers appearing. It also follows their daily life and their nightly life. Set directly after 'Dance with the Devil'. /I do not have a planned ending for this yet, since the Demon/Angel universe is so vast. Might be a fic that just keeps on writing itself endlessly. This is literal Vikturi hell, welcome!/