Ruination of Lucifer

There was something beautiful about autumn. Duo knew that there were things he should never find beautiful, like dying, and boys. (1x2x1, One-shot)

Today there’s a particular pair of big brown eyes peering down at him amidst the wall of faces, another genius and a prodigy just like him, a kindred spirit in a sea of other and Newt wants to impress him more than anything in the world.

"Should've stayed in the mafia where you fucking belonged, you have no business being on the side that is saving lives." Shouldn't have said that. --- Or: Kunikida & the ADA do a big woopsie and now have to apologise to Dazai, but first, they'll have to go through a certain Russian Terrorist if they want Dazai back.

Hannibal comes to recognize his attraction to Newt, which...isn't the end of the world, it turns out.

There's something weird about Bertholdt, and Reiner knows there's something he isn't telling him, so finally he asks him about it.

Poor Veela Credence accidentally sets off an alarm in MACUSA. Obviously, this calls for a strip and cavity search in front of all the employees. Or something. With his Veela allure, no one can be bothered to thing straight. This is awful. Don't read it.

What do you do when your best friend asks you and your (now) ex to be the best men at his destination wedding? You can either tell him the truth, tell him you’re not together anymore, and deal with the consequences, or you can pretend you’re still together and roll with it, just pray you don’t spiral. Fake it ‘til you make it. You know, for the sake of the wedding. Harry and Louis choose the latter. --- Tumblr

After embarrassing himself as a contestant on The Bachelor, Katsuki Yuuri accepts an offer to become the star of his own season of the show in order to clean up his image. He figures that he’ll find someone he gets along with, they’ll pretend to date for a bit, and then they’ll go their separate ways. Victor Nikiforov has other plans.

Jeongguk and Taehyung were kissing. This was not altogether unusual, even though it had taken ages for Namjoon to notice. What was unusual was that Namjoon was staring. He was staring, and someone was going to see him staring and probably call him out on it. Probably Jimin. Or Seokjin. God, he was digging his own grave here. In which Namjoon notices that Jeongguk has grown up, but Jeongguk has to prove it to him.

It's five years after the end of Glee and Chris and Darren haven't seen each other since everything fell apart. When Chris shows up unexpectedly at Darren's new home, he struggles to find out if they still have a place in each other's lives. Warnings: brief mention of Chris with an OMC, who doesn't not appear 'in person' during the fic. Additionally, Lea Michele is with a new unnamed, unseen husband and pregnant with their first child.

You're getting harassed at your job, a waitress in Tony Stark's strip club. Bucky takes you out in the alley for a little filthy sex...

The Reader - named Sam - aids Ellie and Joel before they leave, but not before a heated reunion. Request at my Tumblr: [ Sepia-Whiskey ]

Chloe asks Lucifer what it is he truly desires. The answer comes as a bit of a surprise.

Post-war setting, roughly five years after the war. Hermione Granger has not become minister of magic, but rather a single Mom who struggles in dating life and faces prejudices from old bigots in the magical world. Severus Snape is still stuck at Hogwarts, being tortured either by his colleagues or his students and for the love of Merlin cannot flirt to save his life.Together they get dumped into a mess of feelings, threats and of course a sprinkle of trauma... Just stick along with me on this one, I will try to update weekly :)Also tags will be updated on the go!

It's a bet. Kono looses. Steve shows how much James Bond he would have been and becomes clear about the story of his life. Daniel Craig is mentioned. At least.

It seemed like every other dusty, forlorn diner along the byways of America, but they'd eaten there a bunch in the past couple days, so Jay knew the food was way better than you usually got in these places. Especially the pancakes. Kay recommended them the first day, though it was almost midnight, and the first bite made Jay's eyes roll back in his head. Still, beyond the unnaturally high quality of the breakfast goods, Jay couldn't see a damn thing about the place that warranted this level of scrutiny. Then again, they weren't actually watching the diner. They were watching the men.

Eyes narrowed, the driver gives [Salim] a reproving look. "I don't think you are telling the truth," he says, glancing at Salim's bag and sling. "I was trying to get to Ubar," Salim admits. "I sometimes walk in my sleep." "Ubar," says the driver, thoughtfully. "The City of Pillars on the old Incense Road. Allah destroyed it, you know. Covered it in sand from foundations to spires. Now, it is Irem, City of the Jinn." "Yes," Salim says, comforted by the familiar sound of the name. "That is the place." "Well, get in," says the driver, rubbing his arms vigorously. "We don't have all night."

When Ruby wakes up alone in their Vacuo hotel room, Weiss is gone for the day. Her absence bothers Ruby far more than it should.

Three times trying a new kink doesn't go as planned, and one time it (mostly) does.

You always thought your feelings towards your brother were wrong and one-sided. Little do you know he feels the same way about you.

The hobbits and elf celebrate Elijah's birthday in New Zealand. (Based on a couple interviews and photos while Lord of the Rings was being promoted.)

After his pack his murdered Sammy finds himself face to face with the person who will change his life forever

Clark Kent goes skinny dipping on a hot summer day and finds out what Kryptonite-enhanced lake grass can do to a guy.

Steve's dreams find themselves invaded until he just can't take it anymore. Or where Steve gets his best friend back. And it's like nothing's changed between them since before Bucky fell. Aside from the mysterious stranger riding his cock while he's sleeping, of course.

Drake is unprepared for an asthma attack.