Fake Dating Agency

Madara is just trying to get some work done. That doesn't always work when Kakashi is bored. Takes place in an AU where Kakashi has gone back in time to the Founders Era

Slowly, his shaky hands clasped the sides of his mask. Wade’s heart sank to his stomach as he realized what was happening. After a moment of hesitation, Spider-Man pulled the mask forward, tousled brown hair bouncing out from beneath the fabric. — After months of hanging out together, Peter finally reveals himself to Wade. Smut and feels ensue.

Lip is Fiona's rock, the thing that keeps her stable and sane. Usually that means helping with money, the kids, Frank. Sometimes it means being a confidant and someone to vent to. But these days, sometimes it means a little more than that. Part one of the series takes place at roughly the same time as this story.

Noct wakes to see the sun is back, Ardyn is missing, along with the new his best friend is dead. Course what's going on is the last thing he imagined.

Percy snorts, before shaking his head no. “Angela was worried that Diet Coke’s threat was real. And it’s not like Athena would care if her children were killed.” “Percy-” Hermes starts to argue, but Percy cuts him off. It’s not the first time that Percy has ranted about Athena; his dislike (to put it mildly) of her is infamous in his social circle, especially after his break-up with Annabeth. “Look, I know you care about your kids, and most of the other gods do, and you’re all working harder to be better parents. But while this is a good step for most of you, it’s nothing when you consider that Athena has been sending her children to die by their greatest phobia for millennia.” Percy snaps. “Gifts and visits and dancing don't even begin to fix any of that.” None of it was fair, and Percy hated Athena with an unquenchable vengeance for the way she treated Annabeth. Even now, two years after they had broken up, Percy’s anger at the war goddess was an unquenchable monster that lived within him. Annabeth, for all her flaws, was a worthy hero and had been a good friend and she deserved better than Athena’s neglect, abuse and cruelty.

"I don't think so, Richard. Your sperm is one of the most prized commodities in our community. You will be touched. You will be fondled, manhandled, fingered, probed, wanked, violated and fucked until we have enough come to fulfil all of the orders placed to date."

Life is nothing more than parallels sometimes.

Donald Trump gets elected, and Bucky Barnes eats his feelings.

Apollo knows Klavier's been in a funk ever since he lost all vestiges of a pack. What's a klutzy vampire to do to cheer up his rockstar werewolf?

Magnus Bane was in trouble. He had caught his girlfriend cheating so naturally he left. But that left him with the unique challenge of finding a new apartment and new roommates. He searches Craigslist because he is that desperate. He finds a listing for a loft and the other people living there are three siblings. What could go wrong?

The Dark Lord thinks he's giving Severus a gift. It doesn't take long for Harry to love it. Dumbledore wants to get rid of it as quickly as possible. Molly thinks its going to be evil. Remus and Sirius will do anything for Harry even if that means excepting it. Hermione and Ron aren't really sure how to feel about it. And Severus doesn't know what to do but he sure as hell didn't ask for it.

5 times Yuuri was good for the Russian skaters + 1 time they were good for him.

NOTE: Explicit happens after Chapter 4!!! The first chapters are basically plot... Unfortunately Chat Noir got hit by an Akuma. His biggest fear will now hunt him down.He's afraid to be left alone and Ladybug/Marinette are the only ones he trusts - they have to show him how important he is to them with all they got! (Believe me - They will show him)

Sharing a bed trope indulgent writing.

Prompto and Noctis never really got a chance to bond in high school due to how shy and insecure Prompto is; but when Prompto overhears a plot to kidnap the prince and gets caught up in it, Prompto must work with Prince Noctis in order to escape their captors.

When Hades imprisons Percy in the Underworld he's actually stuck there. Four years with only Nico for company.

What do you do when you're trapped in a closet with the dreaded Potion's Professor? Smut, but not only smut there's actually a slight plot! Snarry. SnapeHarry. ONESHOT

Honestly when you've been on a desert planet for upwards of fifteen years, everywhere else seems just a little chilly.Alternately: that one time Kylo Ren nearly went back home just to lecture the Resistance on healthcare.

A Challenge from the lovely people at After Class: After 15+ years in India and Japan Snape’s mother Senkensha Snape, a seer, comes back to England and tells Severus he must have a son…or three, or else.

When Tony Stark finally opens his eyes after being rescued from Siberia, he isn't the same man anymore. What happened in that abandoned Hydra base has broken him in ways that even Afghanistan hadn't. But Tony is famous for his innate ability to fix things, even himself. Slowly, with the help of friends old and new, he learns to deal with his new status quo, picks up the pieces of his destroyed existence and rebuilds it from the ground up. Until an unusual accident puts a new, interesting spin to his already interesting life.

Anything and everything that plagues my deepest darkest depths of writer's block. Anything that shows up in here will most likely only be edited by me and nobody else. If I catch a stroke of genius or if people show interest in seeing more of a story i've posted in here, I'll probably come back and put another or even make it into a fully fledged story. Consider this a staging area for ideas and possibly other stories. -- Leroi

Sherlock handed Rosie her bee, acknowledged John’s inability to work the pram without comment and, again, together they managed to get everything settled for a day out. They’d always been a well-oiled machine and he guessed parenting had just become another thing they were on the same page with, alongside crime-fighting and puzzle-solving.

Alec's feet pound on the floor of the Institute, steps echoing in the halls. His breath comes heavy, air being forced into his lungs against its will. He feels like the walls are closing in on him as he runs and runs and yet is wading through water, rounding corner after corner. Once in a while, he sees Magnus, standing just a few feet away. But every time he tries to call out to him, the words stay stuck in his throat. Knives are lodged in his mouth, leaving his shouts blood soaked and broken. ___A nightmare leaves Alec shaken as he wakes up in Magnus' loft.Based on the prompt: "Malec + Alec dreaming of losing Magnus so he won't let Magnus leave the house because he was so worried"

Arthur wants Martin to participate in Halloween, including a party with the rest of the MJN family. Needless to say, Martin is less than enthused about the idea...

This story will mainly consist of Dark!Sam one-shots featuring everything from Boy King!Sam to anything you can imagine. Dark!Castiel will also be included in some chapters. This fic is mainly Dean/Sam pairing-based, but I do plan to switch up the pairings every once in a while. *Warning- These stories will be ranging on how dark they are, but they all will have warnings at the beginning of each chapter to let you know the content matter.*