Down and Dirty

Link's failure to kill the Great King Of Evil, Ganondorf, is leading to unexpected consequences. Not all of them are unpleasant. (Yo readers, this is fetish city, be warned. If you want to check it out, I'd love to hear people's thoughts!) EDITED TO ADD: this is NOT TotK-compliant at ALL. This is ALSO not in-character with how I intend to write Ganondorf in future works - it's just porn, folks. Just here for me to get my funny little kink buttons pressed. Your mileage may vary.

Victor has always been with Yuuri. No one understands the consequences better than Yuuri himself. (In which Yuuri watches others watch him, then speaks.)

Luke invites Abbie and Ichabod out for a night of drinking with the rest of the SHPD. Abbie tries to convince Ichabod that Luke isn't a Hessian spy. Lots of jealous!Luke, exasperated!Abbie, and drunk!Ichabod :)

Sherlock's mother invites him over every Christmas. Usually, he screws the ridiculous, Ivory coloured invite up and throws it behind the sofa, and proceeds to sulk for at least the next 48 Hours. This year, something made him hesitate.

Bilbo Baggins is a slave. He's been a slave all his life in this land made of sand and stone. One day, while he's waiting to be sold in his slave quarters, a man comes to him and examines him, saying nothing. A handsome man. When Bilbo is bought by him, he finds his new life luxurious - Freedom to go wherever he chooses, no chains and wonderful clothes made of cotton and silk - The only rule being he must obey his new master, Thorin.

packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.

If there are stupider ways to get courted, Karin can't think of them.

Kihyun plays a phone prank on Hoseok when they were staying in Hong Kong. But what if Hyungwon makes his boyfriend jealous by a mere comment he made? Of course, Hosoek has to claim what's his.

For the prompt: Can you maybe do another A/B/O with omega dick? maybe one where dick hasn't been feeling well lately and everyone keeps making jokes about him being pregnant, and dick keeps brushing them all off and getting annoyed until finally wally and roy keep nagging him and he finally takes a test while hanging out with them and oops he's pregnant and it's no longer funny to his two best friends because suddenly the omega of their little friend pack is freaking out and they have to calm him down

At the end of his life, Lord Melbourne prepares to face death after of years of unbearable pain, for having renounced the love that Victoria offered him. But an incredible encounter with a mysterious character could give him an opportunity to correct his past mistakes. Will happiness have a second chance?

Jimin is a YouTuber and dancer. Yoongi is a rapper and producer.The prequel story to Boyfriend Tag that no one asked for but I had to write. ~

You're Negan's. And sometimes he has to assert that. Request at my Tumblr: [ Sepia-Whiskey ]

This is my first fic so be nice. It's an inheritance fic with abuse and an evil Dumbledore. I hope you'll at least read the first few chapter's and see if you like it.

Kim Taehyung was reticent, stoic and often perceived as a cold person, causing the people around him to see him as unapproachable and mysterious; he intimidates people without even knowing it, and up until now, after all of these years, he still hadn't gained even just a single friend at school (only a childhood friend who he often discusses his troubles with, and unfortunately doesn't undergo his school). He had always been attracted to Min Yoongi, who had quite the sass and personality. He had always been loved by everyone, despite his sophisticated attitude and his tendency to snap towards everyone he meets. But Taehyung sees through his disguise, he knows that the lad has soft features deep inside, and as cliché as it sounds, he learned to fall in love just because of those reasons. [ In which, Taehyung secretly leaves a bouquet of various kinds of flowers (that he knows Yoongi loves) inside Yoongi's locker, even newly-refrigerated chocolates and sweets, and sometimes, short phrases that will leave an evident, pinkish tint on the receiver's usually pale cheeks. ]

Danny is addicted to Steve, and Steve knows it. What's he going to do about it?

Predictably, Luke immediately tries to turn him away. “Aemond, wh-what are you doing?!” The boy - who’s a man now, in truth - exclaims as he gets himself comfortable. This close, Luke’s scent of firewood and cedar is easy to pick up and delightfully appealing. Aemond cocks his head as he stares at him. “Isn’t it obvious?” He asks coyly. “I’m settling into my new place.” “Your new…” the young alpha looks as though he’s seen a ghost, “Your new place? And that’s on top of me?” The omega shrugs. “On top of you, underneath you… Around you, while you bury yourself inside me… Whatever way you desire to have me, nephew.” (Or, Lucerys is the Lord of Harrenhal and Aemond is scheming).

Hermione sees Severus one day and from there she couldn't concentrate as she thinks about Severus and his well hung cock.

Sherlock was a notoriously unbearable boss and his PA John is sick to the back teeth of his attitude. When he quits work, he had it in mind to leave with a bang but he never imagined it would end with shameless carpet burns and sweat-sticking shirts.

It was all the waiting that she couldn’t stand. Amanda waited for hours, sitting near the phone in case she got a call from the hospital or, God forbid, the police.

It's hard for Sherlock to cope after the wedding. Between drugs injections and working on cases, Sherlock debates whether or not this life is worth living without John by his side.

Lance McClain finds his safe haven and comfort online under the username blu97 on a messenger website called UniverseChat. There he meets a person under the username 1redrebel. Smart, charming, and having an amazing sense of humour, they pull Lance in immediately. But what he doesn't know is that the intriguing person behind the handle is someone that he could never imagine being with in a million years; Keith Kogane. An arrogant, impulsive, hot head at his school, who he doesn't exactly like.

“Well look who we have here!” Grian stiffens at the voice, at the scent, his eyes widening. Warmth crashes into him fiercely, leaving some pathetic noise behind. He turns around on his heel, meeting the pointed end of an arrow. His hazy mind hardly registers the weapon directed at him, instead looking past it, at who it is that’s pointing the arrow at him. He locks gazes with green eyes, finding a lopsided smirk. His heart stutters, and Grian aches. “Scar…” he mumbles weakly, and he can only imagine how pathetic he sounds. grian has an unexpected heat during secret life, and pulls scar into a messy situation. good thing scar won’t remember any of it after the game. right?

The Mark of Cain keeps Dean on the road.

Tony's sure he's lived this day before. It must be Reed's fault. Tony gets stuck in his own Groundhog day. (Plot with Porn because it's Tony Stark)

On the night of the Pink Moon, Theo, Liam, Corey and Mason are kidnapped by evil (very evil, extremely evil witches) who want to sacrifice a virgin on the nemeton to appease their deity. Theo really should of spent more time playing the field than playing the pack when the Dread Doctors where running running around, luckily Liam has the solution.

Sometimes the most formidable wrinkle in a plan to dominate the universe turns out to be 5’2”, slightly far-sighted, and just come into the weirdest effin' power ever...

Yoongi wakes Hoseok up early, still feeling guilty for breaking the rules.

The kid took a deep breath before meeting Alastor’s eyes with a steely gaze. “Listen, the book said you can do the impossible in exchange for a soul.”“That I can!”“Good. I want to make a deal. My soul for your help with something.”The kid did not even hesitate. Must be desperate. Or stupid. Maybe both. AKA Alastor is not immune to adopting Edward Elric

The world ended, and then it didn't, and Aloy seeks a new purpose. In the meantime, visiting Free Heap and one Petra Forgewoman every so often is certainly worthwhile, as Aloy eventually finds out. Really, Oseram do flirt at the most inopportune times. Post-canon, spoilers abound. Petra is a character introduced in the side-quest "Heap of Trouble" but also shows up near the end of the game if you missed it. In either case, she is an outrageous flirt and I need more of her in my life.

Every Tuesday and Thursday, Dean leaves, is gone for two to three hours, and comes home sweaty and exhausted to the apartment he and his brother Sam share. Sam had asked him where he went once, and Dean had said he was working out, which technically wasn’t a lie. What he was doing was definitely giving him a workout, just not in the traditional sense. In all actuality though, Dean was leaving every Tuesday and Thursday for a dance class. A dance class taught by a one Castiel Novak.