make me lose my buttons

A metric shitload of PWP Reader-Insert Overwatch fics. No seriously, that's it. That's all this is going to be. I take requests.

You gonna kiss her, Captain? Simple questions irritated him. Not because they were a testament to his inability to answer them or to lack of wherewithal that those around held him in, but they didn’t really need to be answered. Questions like that were better left unasked, meager vocalizations that should have been snipped on the tongue rather than given life with words. As anyone knows, words give way to thoughts and thoughts sometimes give way to less… Intelligent actions.

Heath works hard at proving himself worthy of his new family but still doesn't believe they regard him as a true member of the Barkley clan until one day he falls ill and everything changes.

It's bad enough that Kurt even has to take an English class (hello, he's majoring in fashion merchandising, not literature), but things gets infinitely worse when he ends up accidentally hitting on the professor. Never mind that he actually starts falling for him, too.THIS WORK IS UNFINISHED. IT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

A week after Alucard's revival, a young Integra ends up in an awkward situation.

The scholars, historians, and budding scientists of Middle-Earth literally froth at the mouth trying to determine just where new dwarfs come from in a population that seems to be entirely male. Do they spring from holes in the ground? Do they carve them out of stones? Do they have some disgusting and painful sounding process where the men give birth? The dwarves aren't talking... They're too busy laughing their butts off over the situation!

It wasn’t until Sam was seventeen that Dean saw a problem in the way the world treated Omegas. By that point, Sam knew all too well the horrors inflicted upon members of his sex. When his only viable chance at freedom falls through, Sam finds himself trapped and enslaved, his hatred of the world growing with each passing day. Fortunately for Sam, there are others out there who would love to see the human race burn. Rescued from slavery by Azazel and his followers, Sam eagerly takes to his new role as their leader, their general-in-training, their Boy King. Nothing will quench his thirst for revenge or subdue his ire, not until the rubble of Heaven and Earth collapses into Hell. It's too bad that Dean and his pesky angel friend Castiel seem determined to come between Sam and his vengeance. //Discontinued

15 year old Cloud and his mother run a popular little hole-in-the-wall in Midgar with Nibel specialty dishes. Cloud turns into a fanboy, deals with jerks, and fanboys again.

Lucius casts a spell on Harry right before he dies. Voldemort finds Harry and discovers what spell he cast. Can Tom live with the result of the spell?(sorry, I suck at summaries)

It turns out that Eddie Diaz is a slut. Now Buck is in no way slut-shaming anyone, he would never, not only because it’s completely unacceptable and people can do whatever the hell they want with their own bodies as long as everything is consensual, but because of the old saying and all - those in glass houses, yadda yadda. Buck knows slutty, he was slutty, but Eddie’s slutty is a whole other kind of slutty, not like Buck’s, which was sad and lonely and done for reasons he’s needed a lot of therapy to come to terms with, but Eddie’s? Eddie’s is fun and happy and joyful sluttiness. (or the one where Buck thinks he and Eddie are just friends with benefits so he pushes Eddie to date other people because he’s an idiot.)

Sometimes all it takes is a single moment of bravery, or stupidity, to change everything. Derek Hale should know. Because Stiles Stilinski - spastic, abrasive, blindingly loyal, asshole Stiles Stilinski - has both of those characteristics in spades. He just wished, for the world's (and maybe his heart's sake), that the stupid kid would try and limit the amount of damage done every once in a while. But then, he wouldn't be Stiles, would he? He wouldn't be the man he loved.

James had no idea why Q was so outraged at the tabloid on the coffee table. Not until Q broke down and dropped a bombshell. "My brother wasn't a fake..."

The last thing that Clarke wants to wake up to after a big night out is the sound of her next door neighbour practicing the violin. When she confronts her neighbour about the racket coming from her apartment, Clarke gets more than she bargained for. In which Clarke is beyond hungover and Lexa is very talented with her fingers.

Clint Barton will always go down fighting, no matter what. Five deaths of Hawkeye.

It was simple: a dinner between friends that had been well received as an idea. Then why are Lena's knees feeling like they are about to give out under her?

“You know… Those posters for missing cats and dogs always include some sort of reward.” “Are you asking me for money?” Charles asks, sounding utterly bewildered. Max cackles loudly, and it comes out a little hysterical. “No, Charles. I meant—” “Ah,” Charles says, and then, without any hesitation, drops to his knees between Max’s legs, hands reaching for his belt. or; a fat tabby cat, a presumptuous bottom, a ski trip, and an endeared max verstappen.

Gibbs comes back from Mexico to help Ziva, and eventually ends up staying. It doesn't take long before DiNozzo no longer feels a part of the team. When certain problems arise he has to decide whether he can stay as Gibbs SFA or is it time to move on.

Life after the trip to the carnival, keeping secrets...

Love stories always have that ‘big bang’ moment where the people involved can pinpoint THAT instant when they fell ass over teakettle in love. Spock and Kirk didn’t have that. For them, it evolved. It grew. It built like a wave until neither of them could breathe without the other. Takes place in the year before STID, during STID, and after STID.

Why is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. NOW FULLY ILLUSTRATED!Note to all:Severus as an international man of mystery is in Chapter 9.Snape making balloon animals for children? That's Chapter 24.Candlelit evening out? Head to 45.Hermione's dragon slippers are in 65, and weepy little first-year Hermione is in Chapter 77.Hermione and Severus making googly eyes at one another is in 92!Severus getting an animated eyeful in 117!Go to 136 for a swoon-worthy Severus licking dessert from his fingers and 144 for... Well, you'll see!156 has little first-year Severus.178-182? Hermione and Severus gettin' frisky...

Yuuri's friends unexpectedly meet the fam one day after school.

A few months after returning to the Jackson settlement, Joel and Ellie are starting to live a brand new life together. Although, what at first seems like the chance to a new start, quickly finds itself becoming yet another brutal journey. One that may just well push Ellie and Joel to their breaking points, challenge the loyalty of their co-dependant relationship, and force them to make the most difficult of choices. The road won't be easy, but then again, when was it ever?

Sans wants to be ready when him and Papyrus take their relationship to the next level.

Carly meets some local wildlife, in the worst way possible.

Tony didn't expect Thor to break down during the feast the Avengers held in his honor. Hell, Tony never expected Thor to break down at all.