On the upper glass shelf

James finds something strange in Q's suitcase, which leads him to discover things about Q that he never imagined possible. And he's not sure if he should be shocked or turned on.

Prince S'chn T'gai Spock of Vulcan, engaged to Prince James Tiberius Kirk of Earth through an arrangement made by their parents many years ago, writes to his intended on the day of his birth in the interest of diplomacy. Jim is not interested in diplomacy. Though there is no precedent set for the commencement of a written correspondence begun due to these specific parameters, I will strive to maintain, to the best of my abilities and with ample preparatory research previously conducted, the appropriate level of formality between us, based on a number of factors, primarily examples of a similar nature.

Arwen is called the Evenstar, but that is not all there is to her.

The story of how Steve makes dumb decisions after dumb decision to save the most dangerous Hydra assassin in history, but it all works out.

The sequel to 'Trying Something New' that a lot of people were wanting. Bringing it back!---He glanced around the shop, trying to cool himself as he pretended to scan for some sort of gift. The car ride was difficult. It was nice, comfortable, and she caught him up on her life while he was ‘busy’. It made him feel worse, especially when there was a long silence when he kept wanting to bring up his feelings.Feelings of wanting her in his grasp again- To wake up to her kissing his cheek and telling him to get ready for breakfast. Holding his hand through the night, letting him wrap a free arm around her…But then she’d bring up Jumin, and those feelings were quickly swept under the rug before anything could be said.

Now that they're in separate bodies, Atem finally decides to go for it and asks Yugi on a date. Unfortunately, this isn't a duel. But, as always, he can count on Yugi to help.

Severus notices that Harry makes the stupidest mistakes in his class, mistakes that even Harry Potter shouldn’t make, and seeks to rectify that, inadvertently bringing to light the boy’s deepest secret in the process. SS/HP Told more from Snape’s view. Ignores HBP.

Yuuri Katsuki was praised throughout the South; he was a prince with a heart as big as a lion and as warm as the first summer sunshine. It was told that the man had a gorgeous set of amber eyes, painted-like red lips, and silky raven hair that would lusciously dance through the breeze. Not many commoners had the privilege for an audience with the Crown Prince but those who had would incessantly eulogise his captivating beauty and innate grace. Yuuri Katsuki was born to rule, love, and offer - the man who gave courage to his people. The Southern Kingdom, Hasetsu, strongly believed that their firm security would deter the crude Northerners. Their people would continue to be merry, their crops would continue to flourish, and their beloved Crown Prince would continue to be beloved. Until one day, it all broke apart by hundreds of stomping feet, silver falcons on billowing deep maroon flags, and a certain blue-eyed man.

Katsuki saw a crying little girl at the airport with long green curly hair, red carmine eyes and a freckled heart shape face. Katsuki was enamored by the little girl's beauty and stopped his tracks. Bewildered.

“How many girlfriends have you had, William? Because I can't imagine you surviving a relationship.” Magnus has a situation that requires expert care. Unfortunately for her, Will makes helping her his mission in life.

Dean Winchester doesn't believe in karma. It's not because of karma that he picks up that weird homeless guy in the over-sized trench coat off the side of the road and gives him the first meal the guy's probably seen in days -- he does it because his kid brother is a bleeding heart and wouldn't leave him alone about it. He doesn't let the stranger stay with them because he feels sorry for the guy or anything and thinks that good karma is going to come back around to him for it. If karma truly existed, Dean wouldn't be hopping from motel to motel. He wouldn't have to sink to stealing and lying and cheating just to get by. And he most certainly wouldn't be falling for said weird homeless guy in the over-sized trench coat who is teaching him how do all those things. No, Dean Winchester doesn't believe in karma, and judging by the way Dean's life is unraveling at the seams, held together by just a couple fraying threads from and whatever small shred of dignity he has left, karma obviously doesn't give a flying fuck about Dean Winchester either.

Stiles has a fantasy and he knows that Derek is just the Alpha to help him make the fantasy a reality.

"If you're asking if I ate, yes I did." Harry replied as he made his way into their bedroom to change into something more comfortable, and to hide the small box in his pocket, "Have you already had dinner?" After a slight pause, Draco answered with unusually detached voice, "Yes. I had dinner with Granger and Weasley." "You know they're both Weasleys no-" Harry mindlessly replied, but his brain finally caught up to him. He ran out to the living room, not caring that he's just wearing his pants, and nothing else. "Wait, Draco, please, let me explain." "Who were you with, Harry?" Draco asked in a monotone voice, which ironically terrified Harry even more than his boyfriend's usual explosive reactions. "Lying straight to my face as if I was some ordinary wizard from the streets." "Lucius..." "Ah, yes, my slag of a father." Draco tilted his head into a certain direction as his voice trembled, "You always did like them, blonde and pretty."

When Chouji's soulmark disappeared in his youth, he didn't worry much about it- he had other things on his mind. Then a war happened and roundabout the same time, Chouji's soulmark came back. And he realized he needed to worry. A lot.

Anonymous asked: Jade discovers that every time she orgasms one of her limbs vanishes (legs, then arms). She also discovers she has an amputee fetish and becomes incredibly horny. The combination of Jade losing a limb when she orgasms and her being turned on by not having said limb anymore is not conducive to Jade keeping her remaining limbs for very long. Featuring multiple endings (4 so far).

This wasn’t at all how Phil imagined coming back from the dead. Between training a new analyst, feeling out brewing trouble in the Earth-Asgard relations, and trying to figure out why his most reliable asset can’t stand him any longer, Phil can’t make heads or tails of his second chance at life. When Earth-Asgard relations come to a head they leave Phil stuck in the form of his ten-year-old self, Barton transformed into a housecat, and the Asgardian envoy stuck on Earth; everyone has to figure out how to come together and fix things, and the solution may be farther from home than anyone imagined. Featuring mini!Phil, cat!Barton, an ensemble of Feels (and Jotun), and a journey from a solo to ensemble cast. 20% feels, 30% plot, 20% Asgardians/Jotun, 5% gratuitous mini!fic and 25% character arc by volume

A withered world with fading color and hardly a hope left.

Yuu and Mika are in one of their blood drinking session, unaware of one person seeing them. Which lead to some awkward moments.

Ian knew just where to lay the blame. This was on Charlie.

“I have the best idea in the history of ideas!” Danny croaks loudly, bouncing even more giddily. “Guys, we’re taking Stiles here with us.” The one where Danny kidnaps Stiles for a night of fun at Jungle that leads to first times and revelations that Stiles is perfectly happy to keep to himself afterwards. Life however has other ideas.

Harry Potter is called up to Dumbledore's office and told he was being moved elsewhere to keep him safe. He no longer has to stay at the Dursley's, but Dumbledore tells him he has to stay with Severus Snape. For a few days it seemed like a bad idea. Until Severus Snape uncovers the truth of who Harry Potter really is and what he's been through. Watch as Severus does as nobody else has done before him. He takes care of Harry. Watch him flourish into who he was meant to be, a boy with the heart of a Gryffindor and smarts of a Slytherin. The Dursley's, Umbridge and Dumbledore had better watch out Severus is out for revenge. Spy or no spy, Severus is not allowing anyone away with hurting Harry.

Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father. Podfic and translations in German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

Because Yuuri is never, ever lucky, of course Victor finds his poster stash.