innuendo

“Two can play at this game.” Alec had the pleasure of watching Magnus go from confused, to a slow smirk, and understanding coming to his eyes. “I might not be able to kick him out, but I can make him want to leave.” A.K.AThe story where Jace keeps interrupting Alec and Magnus's 'alone time,' and they're both super fed up.

“I have the best idea in the history of ideas!” Danny croaks loudly, bouncing even more giddily. “Guys, we’re taking Stiles here with us.” The one where Danny kidnaps Stiles for a night of fun at Jungle that leads to first times and revelations that Stiles is perfectly happy to keep to himself afterwards. Life however has other ideas.

Inspired by this luscious fan art by Aegilef. It's just utterly gorgeous, and how could my imagination not take me somewhere. And I think that somewhere is Laketown, and Thorin suggests that Bella go to bed. Very suggestively suggests. And suggests quite a bit. Just a suggestion. One of my darling readers, skmitton, sweetly requested a fem!Bilbo version, and, well, my mind started running down that track. And then it started sprinting.