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A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs
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A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs

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The first rule in gardening is: choose the right spot. The plants need neutrally rich soil, a sufficient access to clean water and a much-needed supply of sunlight. The second rule is: Don't be James Potter. Because his hands are cursed - flowers die under his supervision or so he thinks. That brings him to the door of his moody neighbour who doesn't seem to like him very much: Regulus. FUCK JKR
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The first rule in gardening is: choose the right spot. The plants need neutrally rich soil, a sufficient access to clean water and a much needed supply of sunlight. Vegetables and most flowers need a full supply of sunlight which means six hours of direct sunlight so you either should plant them in
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