A Fish Called Castiel

Skwisgaar plots to make a move on his body double.

Negan isn't sure how to alleviate his frustration.

“So…” Scott smirked “What are you doing for the dance?” Derek’s cheeks turned red “There’s this guy that I wanted to ask” he sighed “but we’re just friends so I can’t” “This guy … come on Derek just ask Stiles to the dance!” Scott groans “But he’s a friend and it could get complicated, I mean what if he says no?” he grumbles. “Ask him and find out!” Scott shouts “That’s the problem! I’m not very good at that stuff” Derek utters staring down at his hands. “Like anyone is, so…?” Derek frowned “So…..?” “Why are you looking at me like that?” Scott demanded Derek scrubs a hand over his face and sighs before walking over to the sofa, next to Scott “I was hoping you could help me” he’s face looked hopeful Or Derek wants to go to the dance with Stiles, Stiles wants to go to the dance with Derek. It should be that simply, but as usual nothing ever is.

The tumblr prompt was: “WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.” + Klance Lance is a diligent student. Most of the time.Tonight was not one of those times. (Follows the medical AU of my Tired Kisses fic, but can be read alone!)

Hatred was the word Tyler would use if he needed to describe his feelings for Josh, and the latter would gladly agree on this. They could also agree on something else: there were easier things in life than falling in love with your worst enemy.

When Sherlock returns 18 months after The Fall, John doesn't think he can forgive his ex-flatmate. But he's shocked when he finds out about his friend being carted off to the hospital by an obsessed and infatuated media circus. What was originally brushed off as the common case of the flu turns out to be far deadlier and brings to light all sorts of dark secrets about Sherlock's time away.

There’s a strange man lying on the beach. He looks like he’s resting—which is, honestly, pretty stupid considering the lack of armour, apparent lack of weapons, and the standard issue shitty-looking prosthetic leg that can’t be any good for fighting. It took Fit ages just to relearn his arm, and his arm is advanced. This has to be a trap. There’s no way a guy like this would make it out of Spawn with what little he has on him.

Taehyung didn’t know when all of it exactly started. Probably yesterday, when Jeongguk texted him about the date he attended and Taehyung knew he shouldn’t have felt envious of the fact but he still did. Or probably when he got in the basketball varsity and, the famous, Jeon Jeongguk smiled at him so genuinely while welcoming him to the team. Maybe not that, maybe it was the time when Jeongguk told him that he felt most comfortable with Taehyung than with anyone else in the team, that the bond between them was tight and healthy. If it’s not one of those three things, it could have possibly been the time when Jeongguk told him that Taehyung made him the happiest with the biggest smile on his face while looking at Taehyung so fondly. He knows it’s fucked up. He knows Jeongguk is probably waiting for him to reply because he left the younger boy on read. He knows he should be telling someone about how he feels but, Kim Taehyung being Kim Taehyung, he decides to hide it under the rug.

It is written for the following tribulation. (As a result, the sky store was written blank...) Sherlock Holmes had his first sexual experience when he was sixteen, the daughter of his father's business partner, due to a stolen bottle of whiskey and an old insurance cover in the wallet of an obnoxious guest at the party. Eleven years and three months later, however, he met ten-year-old John Watson. The picture is placed at the end of the article.

Neymar's interview is over and Leo still hasn't looked up.

An illness has been sweeping through the lower towns of Camelot. With the physician's quarters quickly being overfilled with patients, the King's Consort aids Gaius in healing the ill. But as Arthur notices something wrong with his lover, he worries that his Consort's giving nature has perhaps been his downfall.

"Keith, did you just break out your Texas for me? Did you just make a space cowboy pun for me?” “No. Also, the fact that bad jokes turn you on explains so much.”

A one-shot series on the idea: Who's more terrifying? The daemons/monsters, or you? Answer: YOU Only when they mess with your man. Then hell breaks loose.

Steve is being reckless again, so Sam calls in Tony. Inspired by this: http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/145575000443

Gerard is your stepfather and catches you smoking in your room and punishes you in a unique way.

How will he react when he finds out that you're pregnant? A series of one-shots for various fandoms. Requests temporarily closed whilst I catch up on current requests! *HIATUS*

An unexpected question from a student makes Keith feel nostalgic. Alternatively, when Keith met Lance for the first time. (A follow-up to "Moving Forward".)

Faith’s costume for the Halloween party ends up being a little more lifelike than she planned. Written for The Chosen Two Archive's Fic-or-Treat Contest.

John and Sherlock share the only bathroom in the flat. The bathroom door from Sherlock's bedroom is transparent and he has developed a dark and voyeuristic morning ritual.

evak soulmate au. not much more to it than that. "From the moment he was born, his mother had always kept him bundled all the way up to his neck, swaddled in just such a way that no one would ever see the bright blue triangle that sat below his jaw, emblazoned in gold lettering with the name of his soulmate."

"Nerdytr3nchcoat" and "Impala67" weren't looking for romance on the dating website called 'dateangels.com'. Castiel was looking for friends and Dean was just looking to get his nagging brother off his back. What they didn't expect to find was each other. [a long distance, online relationship fic]

Izuna Uchiha has awoken from a long sleep into a world where vampires and werewolves control everything. Humans are protected by vampires who tax them for their blood, while werewolves battle the vampires for territory they claim as theirs. On a routine visit to a border town, Izuna meets up with a werewolf from his past and struggles to fight the lingering feelings still alive inside his dead heart.

A collection of smutty NALU one-shots. Genres and AUs vary. Summaries will be given for each story to make things easier. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. I do not give anyone permission to repost any parts of this story anywhere. Please be respectful.

Arthur's back in this life.Merlin means for them to fall in love all over again: to squabble, fuck, watch bad telly on a lumpy sofa... But there's just one little problem.

Things go differently starting with After Life. Buffy and Spike had a more heartfelt farewell before Glory. Now, back from the grave, things pick up right where they left off…in more ways than one… I promise this is not just a rehash of season six. The first chapter might seem that way—but it's just for set-up. Things take a turn after this and there's no going back! Initially written in like 2013 or something crazy like that. I decided, as a writing exercise, to go through all my old stuff and polish/finish them. There are about five new chapter coming on this. Already written and ready to be released to wrap this up.