khan doorman & uzi doorman

I have a fairly stressful job. I relax sometimes by writing our favorite fox and bunny cop together, enjoying each other's company. NSFW only in this work.

Stiles is used to werewolves gatecrashing his bedroom. He can handle that. What he’s not used to is a werewolf that uses the door.

"Both... Of you?" You tilt your head to the side slightly, glancing between Kirishima and Bakugo as they stood in front of you. Kirishima nodded a little. "Of course. We wouldn't just want one of us to have you." He grinned, his sunny demeanor almost making you feel completely at ease.... but after everything that happened... Why you? "Oi, you're thinkin too much." Bakugo barked, stepping towards you. "We laid it all out to ya. All you gotta say is yes or no." He unfolded his arms, waiting for your response. Both... Of them? Wanted... You?

“So this is what you do when you aren’t setting people on fire.” Okay. Creepily familiar voice in his bedroom. God. He was too tired for this shit. “Good to know,” Peter continued, finished with his inspection of a teenage-boy’s bedroom, then he focused on Stiles. Stiles hoped the expression on his face was the creepy discomfort of being in what amounted to a kid’s bedroom and not something stupid, like pity. He didn’t think he could handle pity right now. In counterpoint to his wishes, Peter’s gaze travelled from his face, to his neck and landed on his torso with an intensity that suggested he could see beneath his shirt and he didn’t like what he found. “You’re hurt.” Stiles rolled his eyes. “Yeah,” he bit out, squeezing his eyes closed because fuck, even that hurt. “Thanks for that, I had no idea. What are you? Sherlock?”

Seal Soap gets a little lost during an underwater nap, he comes across a very large and intimidating predator. But this orca may not want to eat him like he first thought... TAGS WILL BE ADDED/CHANGED

Cryptid!Batman joins the Justice League, sadly it's been well over a decade since he's had any friends. In other words he's socially awkward and tries his best. The Justice League continues their search for the mysterious Court of Owls, but they have no idea what's coming for them. (Updates are currently sporadic)

Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts the Ministry of Magic is forcing unwed witches and wizards to marry in order to boost the magical population. Hermione Granger has been matched with, much to both their chagrin, Draco Malfoy. They either must fall in with the Ministry's plans or be forced to spend the rest of their days in Azkaban. *Author has not given permission to Fanfic Pocket Archive Library (Unofficial) to share her work. ***NOTE***Now First Place Winner of Best Canon-Compliant 2019 for Hermione's Haven (18+) FB page.

Xena Stone is a therapist who monsters go to because she seems well trusted. What she didn't really expect was a 8 foot tall edgy skeleton to come up and coax her into learning to love and trust again. This is a shitty fucking summary my dudes. xD But I'm sticking with it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YO YO! So I don't have a strict schedule for this, cause I write it whenever I get an idea or the chance, but I'm hoping for daily or every other day updates. <3 Also, Xena Stone is just the named reader, because that's just easier for me to write. Feel free to change any descriptions or her name to fit your needs better. <3 This story is not finished, but it is being rewritten and reworked, and will be posted under the same name. This will remain here, as a memory for myself.

The arch of Raven’s back is the most perfect thing he’s ever seen.