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Bake to Remember, Eat to Forget
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Bake to Remember, Eat to Forget

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It’s 6:18 A.M. on a Monday, and Stiles is using his thumbs to shape the fondant butt of a Winnie the Pooh sculpture. It’s the most action he’s seen in a long time. -- Or the one where Stiles runs his own bakery, never locks the front door, and doesn't know he's part of a werewolf pack (until he does).
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It’s 6:18 A.M. on a Monday, and Stiles is using his thumbs to shape the fondant butt of a Winnie the Pooh sculpture. It’s the most action he’s seen in a long time. He grimaces apologetically as he shoves half a wooden kabob skewer up Pooh’s ass, and then carefully sinks the other end of the skewer
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