All the Wooing is Done

This is based off this picture: http://25.media.tumblr.com/698e89b5c4badcde428caed59b11dd82/tumblr_mp2fw1q0U21s8av1oo1_500.jpg

“I’m…what?” Asami couldn’t believe it. This doctor, Doctor Samir, must have been mistaken. Right? “Pregnant. I take it this is unexpected news?” “Well, you certainly stand out in a crowd, don’t cha?” Korra asked the omega. “I’m sorry?” The omega asked. “I said, you stand out. You’re not like everyone else here, are you?” “You’re pretty confident yourself, you know.” “I’ve been told it’s charming.” “Keep telling yourself that.” Asami told her. But it was a lie. Asami was charmed and aroused beyond anything she had ever experienced. But the fact remained that she was obviously a call girl and trying to get some business for the evening. “Your mouth can lie to me, but your pheromones can’t. Here.” She stuck her hand out. Asami took it. “Sapphire.” Asami isn't sure what's real or not with the sire of her unborn pup who she is head over heels for (and who happens to be a call girl). Korra is trying desparately to prove she's someone her pup could be proud of and someone that Asami wouldn't be embarassed to have as a mate. A story of love, sex, pregnancy, prositutes, strippers, alphas, omegas, jealousy, breaking stereotypes, and challenging prejudices.

There was once a time that Harry would have been happy to see her, really... and a part of him still really is... Several parts of him are happy to see her now. It's strange how someone regrets things only after they've thrown them away.

Soundwave taking care of business.

Sophie is back in Belfast to film retakes with Kit. Richard surprises her with a visit. The moment Sophie utters the word "Jonsa" he suggests looking up just how far GoT ships go. One search will lead to an allnighter that none of them prepared for. Or-what happens when old friends drink and discover fanfic based on the characters they play(ed) and decide to imitate art.

Taehyung needed to leave. He had to go. Yoongi didn’t love him and Taehyung couldn’t stand it anymore.

Because smoking any other way would be boring and Sherlock needs this.

She has always wanted to be a Stark. But not this way. Never this way.

Park Jimin is the most adorable being that Jeon Jungkook has ever seen, and sometimes, he just can't resist his hyung's cuteness.

After receiving the serum, Steve and Bucky find themselves undergoing a change beyond their strength. As they learn about their new roles, they have to keep their secret.

Jaehyun eyes the drawer where he meticulously hid the red velvet box. He hopes that his boyfriend won't find it until it's time. This is the part where God says: but fate has other plans.

Loki lets his head fall back, a despairing smile baring his teeth. "What do you mean by home?"

Ever since getting back from the island Oliver hasn't had a good relationship with anyone because he now likes to be held down during sex. Luckily for him Diggle came along and had no problem with Oliver's new kink and still loved Oliver for who he was.

Ren senses Hux in extreme distress and rushes to his aid, thereby discovering that Hux has a phobia of basic medical procedures due to childhood trauma. Ren deals with it, reluctantly but in a way that would make his mother proud (which he resents).

prompt from tumblr anon: Alex being shy about changing in front of Maggie, and Maggie being all like "nothing I haven't seen already babe"

Derek has way too much studying to do and is running on way too little sleep and way too much coffee. So of course, that's when this little asshole comes in and ruins his day completely.

“I guess you haven’t told her, huh?” Jace opened his eyes and sure enough, he saw his parabatai standing over him. Alec was frowning and Jace could almost see the cogs turning in his head as he tried to figure out what was wrong.

At first, Loki means to devour him. Charlie is up north studying dragons, and catches the eye of a god with a penchant for shapeshifting.

College AU-When Mob and Reigen got drunk together, Mob just couldn't keep his attraction in his pants.(simply put, smut.)

Before the Prophecy of the Seven came to pass and their personalities went haywire, sometimes the Greek gods and goddess would take a few moments to act like normal parents. When the Romans aboard the Argo II figure this out, it causes the world's strangest culture clash. Or, how Aphrodite likes to shop, Poseidon knocks, Athena can be overprotective, Hephaestus spams his kids, and Persephone deserves an award.

Steve's first night in Avengers Mansion is a lonely one, until Iron Man stops by to welcome him to his new home.

In which Kate goes into heat. Hard.

He stood there with a smile, cute bunny teeth on show between parted lips as fingers danced around with the piece in his left ear, the other holding the microphone down by his hip which moved with aborted little sways as the music was counted down around. The notes of the song starting, just waiting for his voice to join at the right cue. He was beautiful in every way in which Stiles could think, sharp lines of cheek bones and a jaw covered in a shadow of stubble, short enough to look sexy and just long enough to feel heavenly...well that's what Stiles thought it might of felt like.To say that he wasn't captivated by the man would to be a lie, his eyes followed every move the man made, like a infant would when they find color and movement brand new, their eyes following in fear of missing something as they learn and Stiles was learning, he was learning the way Derek would shimmer under the lights, muscles shifting under clothing as Lydia danced beside him.

The scholars, historians, and budding scientists of Middle-Earth literally froth at the mouth trying to determine just where new dwarfs come from in a population that seems to be entirely male. Do they spring from holes in the ground? Do they carve them out of stones? Do they have some disgusting and painful sounding process where the men give birth? The dwarves aren't talking... They're too busy laughing their butts off over the situation!

Part 1 - Sherlock (The Walking Man)Part 2 - John (The Waiting Game) When it was all over, when the east wind had blown through and they’d picked themselves off the pavement, Sherlock said enough. When it was all over, when Mary was dead and Rosie didn’t have enough family left for John to risk even an adrenaline high, John watched Sherlock go. Eighteen years later, the real journey begins.

They say there is a secret game in Las Vegas, the greatest one of all, in which the hero plays against the dragon for three nights, and the prize is a wish granted, and the penalty is death. A new player arrives to try his luck, only to discover that the game is held in a dump of a house in the desert and that the dragon is a dude named Dean, chained to the house by the ankle. The hero soon realizes that he cannot leave unless he wins. The dragon is growing blood-thirsty, the game makes no sense, and the hero’s only hope are the clues dropped by the dragon’s brother who’s just along for the ride.

Arthur enjoys having Merlin on his knees before him, even though it's just to fasten his knee pads. Merlin's clumsiness is the key to bring Arthur's daydreams to life.