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Meowth's Allergies

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comedy humor allergies sneezing randomness fights
What if Meowth became allergic to things like pollen and dust? I bet it would make catching Pikachu even harder for him to do. Update: Thanks for the 500 views! ^v^
2024/12/11 19:18 Update
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"Aaaahhh... AAAAAAAHHHHHH..." Team Rocket's Meowth inhaled twice as he tilted his neck back, about to sneeze. A few seconds later, he took a final inhale and released. "HAAAAAAAAAAH-CHOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!" Meowth fired his neck forwards as he sneezed, blowing a small amount of spray from his mout
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