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Teenage Sam is asleep and having a really good dream, Dean helps him out. This has fluff, just saying.

Danny demonstrates the joys and terrors of nakkie time to Steve. Steve hunkers down for the long haul.

Lance has the monthly visitor and no idea if the Castle has heating patches and pain killers. Good thing his boyfriend is a human furnace and willing to help him feel better.

A little conversation between Katniss and Peeta during a vacation to District Four

Ever since the quest to Erebor thirty years ago, Bilbo Baggins no longer liked Halloween.

After killing his father, Pete is offered an opportunity to escape prison. Work as an errand boy for a teenage Vegas, and never see the inside of a jail cell. How can Pete refuse?

Clark learns a very valuable lesson in the ways of man.

Lance has this thing called synesthesia. It’s basically where you can see and taste words. And his entire team knew. It took a little bit, a little over a quintant, for them to get used to him pointing out what they felt like based on the tastes or colors of their voices. He was just glad they wouldn’t question him anymore when he said stuff like “Damn, Hunk, you upset or something? Your voice tastes like soggy waffles.”

Karkat has the perfect plan to tell Sollux about his red feelings for him. basically one big sex scene.

Post-Battle is far less happy than the team would want.When they return to the Institute the day after defeating Valentine, Maryse is angry, Jocelyne is distressed over her daughter who refuses to talk to her, and that's not even the bad news. Warning! There is some gay bashing/rejection in this piece. It is small, but it is there. (You have been warned.)

Shiro was set to get a new arm tomorrow. Too bad his arm decided to fall apart in front of 20 or so children under the age of 8.

For the prompt: could you write something where alpha jason and omega dick hook up/have casual sex a lot but really like each other and are too afraid to do anything and then dick ends up pregnant and jason freaks and bails but after a month or two or however long is finally talked into going and helping dick by either roy or the batfam? i would love you forever

Leaning against the doorframe with one hip cocked out and playful bedroom eyes flashing at Sam is his brother, decked out in an honest-to-God maid’s outfit, complete with a dainty little feather duster dangling from his thick fingers and a satin ribbon tied in a bow around his neck. “Get it? ‘Cause I do all the fuckin’ chores around here.” Dean throws his head back in laughter.

In another world, a certain letter never managed to make its way into the hands of a certain then-Lt. Colonel. In this world, a certain Elric brother never joined the military, but still managed to change just as many lives. How will things turn out after this new change of events, with the same people, different relations, and whole new perspectives?

Jean takes a life-affirming trip to Italy at Connie's insistence, and amid all the sunflowers and bell towers, finds something to treasure.

It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

Muggle AU – Meet-Cute When Draco runs into his Aunt and cousin on the way to work he doesn't expect the encounter to end with him somehow accidentally scoring a date with quite possibly the hottest guy on Earth.

Set some years after the events of book 5, It's four am in the castle of Winterfell and the Lady of the Winterfell is drunk. As she stumbles around the hallways, she finds herself in front of her master at arms door, in the hopes of being in his bed.

A ridiculous little vignette in which Darcy Lewis is originally from Night Vale and discusses the topic of tentacles with Jane Foster. Not as creepy as it sounds. Well, maybe a little.

They haven’t seen one another since they exchanged a whispered argument about profiteroles at some fancy dinner over a year ago, when—to the rest of the world, at least—Henry was a straight man living in Kensington Palace and Alex was a straight woman living in the White House. And now… a gay man and a bisexual trans man meet in Texas. Henry’s whole face scrunches up as his frown deepens and turns more sad than confused. “I really wish you would just—”Alex sighs and rolls his eyes. “Will you give up already? I can deal with him.”“Christ, I’m not saying you can’t,” Henry says exasperatedly, “I’m saying you don’t have to. You carry so much, Alex. I’m simply trying to help you lighten the load in any infinitesimal way you’ll let me.”“And having a guy you hate move in with you is somehow only an infinitesimal inconvenience to you?”Henry gives Alex a tired, cold look and clenches his jaw. “If it gets you away from your transphobic roommate,” he says, low but vehement, “then yes. Christ, Alex, you’re not a bloody inconvenience.” Or: Henry learns how to cook, and Alex learns to let people take care of him.

A soulmate's mark begins to grow the first time that they see their soulmate, and stops growing when they fall in love. Some grow faster than others, so by the time they've both fallen in love, the marks are the same. Yuuri's mark starts growing one day when he's at the rink as a child, and when Viktor shows up at his family's hot springs, it seemed Viktor's had already stopped growing. Considering their only interaction before this was Yuuri blowing him off at the Grand Prix Final, the similarity of their marks is only an embarrassing coincidence, right?

Oneshots (some turned into multiple chapters, mostly smut) I write about the CoD ensemble Minors do not interact!!!

A ripple of anticipation ran through the crowd as Director Leon Vance made an appearance on the walkway outside MTAC. He was accompanied by the redheaded Secretary of the Navy, Sarah Porter, and an obviously reluctant and seething Assistant Director Owen Granger. Pride thought that he seemed barely able to contain his fury. It was time for the daily proclamation of banned words.

When Castiel chooses Dean from the audience at Purgatory, a BDSM club, to sub for his demonstration, neither of them knew it was just the beginning.