Wanting and Waiting

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

After defeating the Brotherhood Without Banners, Jaime and Brienne return to King's Landing, where Brienne finally meets Cersei. A response to the Jaime/Brienne Shuffled Challenge, for "I'm Not That Girl" from Wicked

Kyle hasn't seen Cartman for years, not since the day he confessed something ludicrous. But he's back with a child in tow and something in their dynamic has suddenly shifted. AKA how Kyle got his gay back

Lance has to make a tough decision. He pays the consequences.

In a world where people are born with marks showcasing the first words they'll ever hear from their soulmate, some people have common and beautiful words or phrases; others...not so much. (KLANCE SOULMATE AU)

When Harry accidentaly takes a love potion, he finds himself falling for the last person he expected. Harry/Snape. HPSS

Zayn gets pregnant from his step brother Louis. A scholarship comes with the perfect timing and without saying a word about the pregnancy he leaves for a year. There he lives with a couple who help him in his pregnancy and also in taking care of the baby. Time flies and Zayn has to go back home, this time with a few months old baby in his hand and determined to tell the whole truth. But on arriving he finds unexpected people next to his step brother and he finds himself lying more than before. Will Louis ever find out that he's a father? Will he accept Zayn's feelings now after a whole year of lies? And if he does, what will he do about his new boyfriend Harry?

Set after OoTP - Harry has lost sirius, the last of what he considers his family. Unexpectedly however a long lost family member shows up, throwing Harry and Draco together. Can the sparks of hate perhaps hide a deeper meaning. FYI - This story is a little heavy on rape, but it clears up after chapter 5.

Sanji gets a little distracted during sex, thanks to a certain Marimo.

Carly meets some local wildlife, in the worst way possible.

Derek swallowed and said quietly, “I think. I, um.” This was far more difficult to say that he’d thought it would be. He’d been dealing with the situation for almost two weeks. He’d practiced saying what he needed to tell Dr Deaton in the mirror last night and this morning, but he couldn’t manage to find the words now. ♠ See end note for info about the medical examination.

Jesse is a little shit and Hanzo teaches him a lesson. (its literally just porn)

The Tenth Doctor and Jack get to know each other – in a naughty way.

After getting expelled from private school (again), Debbie and Fester decide to enroll Steve in public school with his cousin, Pubert. Poor Eddie had no clue what was gonna hit him

Zoro makes a comment in passing that no one has ever made him come. Sanji is determined to change this.

Steve doesn't know what he's doing here, with Tony. He only knows that he wants.

After Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, they develop a bond. But can Harry learn to love himself again, or has what his uncle done to him had a permanent effect? The path to healing is a long one, filled with many obstacles... Will Severus and Harry be able to overcome them, and the people that stand in their way? THIS STORY IS AS IF HBP NEVER HAPPENED!! !

Harry follows Hermione, concealed under his invisilibity cloak. What will he find?

In which the Captain has gambled and lost everything, he's still the Captain, but nothing else has gone right, and he's seriously contemplating his options when a little furry friend strolls into his life.

Jason Todd x Reader one-shot

Yes, revolutionaries as books, need I say that this is not serious in the least?

Tom and his wife decide to have a little fun at the London premiere of Skull Island.... and it was all her idea....

When Weyrwoman Maenida comes to grief during Threadfall, the repercussions are disastrous. The Fighting Wings suffer crippling losses, and the Lower Caverns are left in turmoil. Weyrleader Sh'vek's options are limited...but that only makes it all the more essential for him to keep a tight hold on the reins of power. Rahnis of Ista, brought in to assist junior weyrwoman Delene, soon discovers that her new responsibilities will be even harder to manage than she imagined. Torn from her weyrmate, she struggles to find a workable solution that will make everything right...though it will, inevitably, exact a price. But for some people, it's not all bad news. He may have been given leadership of the worst Wing ever to grace the skies of Pern, but for bronzerider F'ren the situation offers only opportunity. Turning his Wing around well enough to make a difference for the better is only the beginning: F'ren has no intention of resting on his laurels, no matter how hard his Weyrleader tries to stymie him. Thread, however, cares little for human politics. All Thread does is kill. [Set in the 5th Pass with a fully original character cast. All stories in this series can be read independently.]

“Take this, call 911. Stay here.” “You aren’t seriously gonna-” “We’re gonna be okay.”

Stiles Stilinski has no idea how hot he became during his first few months in college, finally growing into his lanky limbs. And Derek.Cannot.Handle.It.Like.A.Proper.Person.(I'm shit at summaries soz)

Not that one! Very often, John Watson is the under-appreciated flatmate of Sherlock Holmes. Nevertheless, hardly anyone suspects what he actually means to Sherlock. This particular little epistle came to me when I was going through Tv Tropes and stumbled on the page concerning the Battle Butler. It turns out that the term 'Batman' originated way before the DC hero. It refers to a soldier or airman who served as a servant of a superior officer. The 'Battle Butler' was really the tradition of the British Army, going back to when most soldiers in the military were born of the upper class and thus would bring their servants into battle with them. On occasion, battle butlers would follow their superiors in times of peace to serve in a domestic capacity, and in wartime, battle butlers can act in espionage as well. I think that to live with Sherlock Holmes, one would truly need all the patience and skill of a battle butler, hence the below interpretation of John Watson. Another reason I wrote this: I need crack. And epic. There's not enough good-quality crack and epic, hence, I make my own. This is on FF.net; I decided to display it here too. Sherlock is the product of BBC and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.