How Could One Will Cause So Much Chaos?

Kon's joking. Tim isn't.

A companion story to Everyone's Best Friend is Twilight Sparkle! In this addition, we see what Rarity gets up to in her time off. Everyone knows that the town's favorite fashionista just loves to visit the spa, but what Rarity doesn't know is that Aloe and Lotus offer a very...interesting deluxe package for clients they're particularly fond of. What does this deluxe package entail? Well, that's probably easy to guess.

Tina is sick with the flu, and Newt takes it upon himself to help her get better.

There’s a strange man lying on the beach. He looks like he’s resting—which is, honestly, pretty stupid considering the lack of armour, apparent lack of weapons, and the standard issue shitty-looking prosthetic leg that can’t be any good for fighting. It took Fit ages just to relearn his arm, and his arm is advanced. This has to be a trap. There’s no way a guy like this would make it out of Spawn with what little he has on him.

The Henry Cavill sequel to the love triangle in It Ain't Over. Henry’s on top of the world. He’s achieved his goal of being a superstar. He’s got a huge mansion and adoring fans. But the girl he loved left him to go follow her own dreams, and he’s wondering if he’ll ever find the girl that dreams of him.

Accidental masked vigilante Victor Nikiforov. Or: how Victor's impulsiveness backfires and creates one of the greatest living internet memes to ever come out of Russia. Russian | Vietnamese

Anxiety can't sleep. Prince has an idea to remedy that.

Perseus Jackson, the eighteen year old son of Zeus, appears with a sword in his gut, bleeding red and gold. Nobody knows what to make of him, especially not his counterpart, Percy, the twelve year old son of Poseidon. Things are different in this universe. Very different. Not that Perseus would be disclosing how, that might mess up the timeline. The flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane. If only they would slow their flapping so that Perseus could figure out what destroyed his world.

Oikawa Tooru is perfect. At least, that's what everyone thinks. His entire life has been spent hiding behind the show he puts on. Only Iwaizumi knows where he comes from. Until Sugawara Koushi came along. From the moment they met, Oikawa has been in deep for the man. Can he bring himself to forget his past experiences and let the one he loves into his life, or will his relationship follow the same path as his first?

Il y a des jours comme ça où la vie décide de faire des mauvaises blagues. Des blagues vraiment pas drôles. Et bien sûr, il fallait que ça tombe sur Harry et son professeur honnis. Une histoire de vampire et de calices qui ne sera pas forcément marrante pour tout le monde. [SS/HP/DM]

Anakin's future becomes more and more clouded, as some unexpected allies show up during the Clone Wars.

Arthur Pendragon and Merlin were literally from two different worlds. One is a prince from a great kingdom and the other a common farm boy from the next kingdom over. These two should have never met. But that was before they realized their parents were once friends and arranged the two of them to marry when they reached adulthood. That was before Uther turned on magic and Hunith went on the run with her infant son. Now almost twenty years have passed and these two boys have grown into men. Camelot knights have found Hunith and come to collect her son. Will Merlin survive this new world he has been thrusted into? A peasant among royals, a sorcerer among those that would have him killed if they found out. Can Merlin even begin to hope for happiness when the prince he is forced to marry wants nothing to do with him? Follows canon but with my own arranged marriage spin to it

"Fine. I call Jess. Jess is who I call when I have a shitty day, or when I'm confused, or when I have a question I'll never have the answer to. Jess. Jess tells me why my day will be better tomorrow, Jess unconfuses me, Jess gives me the answers. Happy?" SEASON SIX FINALE FIC.

Jungkook hates himself and the only person who can ever change his mind is his loving, gentle boyfriend Park Jimin. --Based off of the full ver. of House of Cards!--

He was on cloud nine before he felt a sense of dread immediately after... (Post chapter 74 of the manga!)

Unable to go on any longer with Clint in Loki's filthy hands, Coulson takes matters into his own hands despite Fury's orders and convinces Loki to take him on board so he can at least be with his beloved. Loki jumps at the chance to torment the lovers but little does he know Coulson has a trick up his sleeve. “I’m sure Clint has told you my qualifications. I’ll make a good asset to your team. The Avengers will manage without me. Leave right now and I’ll follow.” Loki regarded him for a long while, but ended up shaking his head with narrowed eyes. “…No. You don’t want to join me.” Coulson shifted, purposely, and genuinely, because he was acting as much as it was real. “…I want to be with Clint. No matter what it takes.”

Tables might not speak, and food trays clearly didn't, either, particularly since Jim had a ball gag keeping his mouth so far open that he was likely slobbering all over himself or strangling on saliva.

Isak cleared his throat. “Hi,” he tried again looking at who, he gathered, was the ever-elusive third roommate. Even walked to the fridge, keeping his eyes glued to his feet. He took two cans of coke from his shelve and a bag of chips from the counter before making his way down to the basement again, shutting the door behind him. Isak huffed out a breath. “Well, that’s rude,” he mumbled to himself, going back to his sandwich and picking the knife up from the counter. He grabbed a coke from his own shelve in the fridge and made his way to his bedroom, closing the door behind him. Or Isak and Even are roommates and it's not going well.

As if it were fate written in the stars, you encountered a violent man who would reawaken the gift granted to you, you with no recollection of the past. The gift saved your life that day, and now you must harness it in order to become a useful tool. This is the story of your becoming.

Training a friend to learn how to control her new superpowers is hard work, and after a long day, sometimes you just need to let go. The trick is in finding the right person to catch you.

He swoops in so fast, like he’s some male lead in a Disney Channel Original movie, and kisses her right on the mouth.

Oliver says something that catches Marcus off guard. It leads to interesting things. (this is just porn)

It was blue and about as thick as your wrist. It flopped grossly, firm and gelatinous in texture, making wet slapping noises when it touched your skin. It was veiny. It was textured. You were tempted to destroy it.

A romantic fairy tale centering on a green-thumbed minstrel, a prince who learns how to love, lose and reawaken, a brave and selfless princess, and a glowing golden rose.

“Truth be told,” he pauses, stares at each of his students for one wistful moment, “I never wanted to be a teacher.” he smirks, watches his student’s eyebrows raise and knows he’s got their full attention now, “I never did, swear to god.” A smirk takes over his features, “But I always wanted to fuck a student into the hard, cold wooden desks in a class room.” OR the teacher/student AU, in which Louis not only is a teacher, he's also a big ass pervert. Who's got a dirty mouth... and Harry happens to have a perky little and so so inviting buttock.