An Underestimated Return

You adore Wade, really. From the bottom of your heart. He doesn't eat all the food, he leaves your stuff be, he pays rent. But no roommate is perfect. You still love him though, because it's nice to have someone there at the end of the day.

Cheryl shows Betty a picture of Jughead and Veronica standing very close to each other behind Pop's, looking intimate, which causes Betty to break down. Little does she know the story behind it.

Steve is a sweetheart, Cap is a Dom, and they're both total ass men. A tiny bit of Tony sass because I just can't help it.

Someone starts playing tricks on Thor and Loki and Loki tells Thor an ancient dirty story.

“And in any case, it’s not treason to notice that your sovereign has faults,” Raoul said. “It is when an Eldorne does it,” Lerant muttered.

The hobbits and elf celebrate Elijah's birthday in New Zealand. (Based on a couple interviews and photos while Lord of the Rings was being promoted.)

Megumi pushed forward through Sukuna’s arm and the alpha let him go. After climbing the steps to the next landing, he paused and looked down. Sukuna was still there, watching him with those hypnotic eyes. “It was nice to see you, Sukuna,” he said flatly, trying to revert to being coldly polite, then continued running up the stairs. “Oh it was nice to see you as well, Megumi.” He heard the voice echo beneath his feet, but set his lips together and continued on. Megumi didn’t present on time, and he was fine with that. It was MUCH easier to be a beta anyway. Now he could just sit back, relax, and breeze through his senior year of high school. However, despite his attempts to remain invisible, he soon catches the eye of his best friend's older brother, Sukuna. Going to be updating tags as I go!

It was just Stiles's luck that the first time he was hurt enough to actually land himself in the hospital, there were no supernatural causes or circumstances. Except that it was Derek's fault...okay, no, Derek was just trying to be nice. It had been a human asshole who started the fight.

“So, what are your birthday wishes this year, Takashi?” asks Sam from across the dining table, “It’s comin’ right around the corner, and you don’t wanna miss this one: it’s a big one!” Ordinarily, Matt would have put the pieces together immediately, but tonight he has a migraine and isn’t exactly operating at full capacity. He groans in confusion, head propped up in his hand, “How is 24 ‘a big one’, dad? I’m assuming this isn’t a four-means-death joke, because you always glare at us when we make those. But if it is… hey, welcome to the dark side.” Shiro braces himself. ---------- Or: Shiro celebrates his 6th birthday with the Holt family.

This is actually kind of Sans x reader and A papyrus x reader. Last few paragraphs its a papyrus x reader but the first few its a sans x reader. Reader can be 13+ since theres no romantic relationship just friendship except for sans not wanting to share his human There is another fanfiction like this one but completely reconstructed called Together Amongst The Stars which i like a bit better but it is definitely more of a Underseap Papyrus x Reader. Sans is still wack.

I’m sure I’ll figure it out in time. His own words echo for days after that, not for lack of trying to ignore them. If anyone were to ask Teru, he’d say that he has everything planned out perfectly, that his unwavering relaxed attitude was simply a side effect of careful consideration, anyone could do it. Anyone could, he supposes, if they were to take the time for it. Title from John Flamstead's "Philosophical Transactions", 1669

“The blood of the woman who loves you and the blood of the man you once loved flows through me. The way that I came to love you may be something like instinct. Stronger even; like destiny and fate intertwined. I love you, Severus Snape. I always will.”

Lucy searches for love, but guys think she's "too much."

SLASH. MPREG. SSHP. Sometimes life is Hell.

For this prompt:Louis and Harry has drifted apart ever since harry moved in with his current girlfriend/boyfriend. Lou doesn't have time for a personal in between his carrier and wants to find a steady relationship. One day all the boys are at radio 1 for a interview and Nick notices Lou strange behavior; romance ensures. I want nick and lou to eventually move in together and the boys not knowing and one day Lou just randomly shows up in nicks sweater and no one knows except harry notices. x

His lover Luna sends him a strange gift while she is away to ease his lonelyness...and then the Weasly twins arrive for a bussiness meeting...this may not be pretty but it may be amusing...or not...depends how you see things..

The night they get back, they find themselves wrapped up in each other.

"Senior Year is the best" they said, "Art class is the easiest!" they said. Peridot was sure whoever said that never had Lapis Lazuli as their art teacher.

“Who does he think he is?” Xanatos hissed.“I know,” Feemor replied. “I can’t believe he just… threw him away like this, after all they have been through.”The raven haired boy hummed and gently closed the eyes of the Jedi who was pressed between them. Sometimes Obi-Wan would forget to close them, especially during sleep.“And for a boy who MIGHT be Chosen One,” he added heatedly.“Even if that boy is the Chosen One, it does not give him the right.” The blonde Knight sighed, “No wonder poor Obi is so rattled.”Xanatos hummed, “Do you think he will be alright?”Feemor shrugged, “I don’t know.”Part 24.2 of the ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi

In which Yuuri hadn't let Viktor use the bathroom all day, and then after he does, fucks him over the sink counter, which surprisingly doesn't break.

Jungkook finally knows what it's like to become a 'Papa'

John has been captured. Based on this adorable picture: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/22/c4/c6/22c4c6ef9120d8dc534cc5b1385eb07a.jpg

Mal’s strange illness. It’s contagious. She got Evie sick. OR The stress and lack of food from living on the Isle cause some bodily delays for Mal and Evie. Now that they are in Auradon, their hormones can catch up. They are not prepared for it. ALSO In which the Isle kids refer to sex as 'fucking' and Fairy Godmother is not paid enough for this.

Raphael doesn't leave your side and it annoys you - until you learn the reason for his behavior.

Faced with his toughest case yet, Alfendi Layton calls an old friend for a new perspective.

Hermann collars Newt in the lab to get him to work. And other things happen, too.