derek has no social skills

Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.

“Hey, so..." Eijirou grins. "Can we ask you guys a question?"

It was a universal fact that one was likely to have a soulmate. Said soulmate would feel your pain until you touched. Said soulmate could contact you via ink on the skin for as long as you lived. Said soulmate...was someone he couldn't reply to... Because he had three. /// In which Izuku is forbided from replying to his soulmates, after his mother discovers he has not one but three. Having his mind poisoned against ever replying to them, Izuku grows up alone, without them even knowing he exists... that is until he can't take existing anymore, until he wants nothing more than to curl up and die, to escape the abuse he receives from everyone in his life. And once they know he exists, they make it their mission to find him, love him, and never let him go again, whether he wants them to or not. ///

Aegon and Visenya brought fire and blood to Westeros, but afterward gave them peace, prosperity, and justice in spite of losing their sister and love. But they are mortals and not destined to live forever. Soon it would be up to their children and grandchildren to take up the mantle of the three-headed dragon - namely their son Maegor and granddaughter Rhaena, seen by many as the heirs to their greatness by both those that support them and those that would oppose them. But with said enemies abounding... the great kingdom that the Conquerors forged could quickly collapse. Can Maegor and Rhaena save their House from annihilation, or will the forces of the Faith and their other foes succeed in finishing what the Doom began? Alt-Maegor the Cruel AU

Nino and Alya approach Adrien to solicit his assistance in enlivening their stale sex life. Surely Marinette wouldn't approve. Right? ... right? Adrien may need to revise his opinion on his friends, or, rather, his three girlfriends, before all of this is over. *No Gifs in Chapter I*

King Noctis and his two husbands, Gladio and Ignis have been searching for their missing omega mate for years to no avail. However, one cold and snowy night, Gladio and Ignis stumble across their abandoned and abused omega in a dumpster, discarded like garbage.They take him home to the Citadel to nurse him back to health, and thus, Prompto's new life as a cherished omega consort begins.

How one bad lap dance, two supportive boyfriends, an awkward first date, a second couch, and a group talk show appearance made the world’s best hero team realize that not only did they want to be together all of the time, they actually could be. The math is simple. 2+2=4. They just have to figure that out first.

Merlin is Arthur's lover, his manservant, his knight, the grain of sand that will make Camelot into a shining pearl. But the one thing he cannot be is a sorcerer. After Merlin confesses, Arthur is determined to find a way to remove Merlin's magic, to remove the corruption without killing him, and before it can destroy his soul. But magic can only be fought with magic. Without Merlin's powers, Camelot will be defenseless against the next magical attack. And that's not all Arthur has to worry about, because there are visitors to the court, alliances and enemies, and a princess he may have no choice but to marry. To set things right, Arthur will have to confront his father’s lies and embrace the magic he was raised to fear. Gwen has kept her faith in secret even as she listened to Morgana's muttered nightmares and watched Merlin from afar. But when Morgana sees terrifying visions of Camelot’s destruction, the truth comes out for them both, bringing them together even as it tears them apart. Through heartache and hard choices, all four of them must join forces to save Albion and its magic from the terrifying Sidhe and an equally terrifying Uther.

Bokuto is obsessive. He knows this. He knows he’s loud, and clingy, and always in their faces. He knows. But he can’t stop. He loves them, after all.

Nico still can't believe it. Of all the people in the world, he's dating none other than Percy Jackson. It's a dream come true.If only he wasn't that nervous and more confident with Percy. Not to mention that their two best friends, Jason and Will, do their best to cockblock them for the longest time.What is it with them, anyways? And why is Percy always so awfully considerate of them whenever they are around?Since Nico is still harboring feelings for the two (though nobody ever had to find out about that!), that should be his job, shouldn't it?Then again, he doesn't really mind. He likes it most when all of them are around anyways, and just having them close is more than enough to make him happier than he could have ever dared dreaming.But of course, things can't always be rosy. There's Jason who still has a promise to fulfill, Will who starts having nightmares nobody understands, Nico is expected to visit the Underworld while not being able to use his godly powers and Percy keeps doubting himself and wonders if he isn't keeping Nico from being truly happy. The long awaited sequel to the Advent Calendar. Might turn into Jasercillico, but will stay Percico for a long time.

An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.

Izuku Midoryia has tried a dozen different methods to release the stress on his body, the anxiety in his head, and the discomfort in his heart. After a trip down a rabbit hole online, he gets a new idea. Will this new method be what he is looking for? Will he do this alone? Or does he mention his new coping method to one of his closest friends and invite shouto to participate? Maybe telling their friends isn't that bad of an idea. Maybe this is a chance for Katsuki to make amends with both Izuku and little Izuku. Maybe Kirishima finds a new comfort as well. Or: Bakugo and Kirishima become caregivers for two sweet littles. Eventually extending their family with two other Caregivers and two more littles. A dysfunctional family of eight. Angst with lots of comfort, hero work, some spicy scenes, unbelievable fluff, wonderful adventures and lots of playdates!

Three completely normal days in the life of Eddie Brock, during which he meets a childhood hero, eats a fascist, christens Anne's table, becomes a Youtube star, christens Dan’s bed, accidentally brings in an assassin from the cold, and gets himself invited to a wedding.

Prompto just wants to graduate in one piece (and god forbid, maybe make a few friends), but life has a funny way of delivering the unexpected. In which, a simple room-transfer changes his life entirely.

Bakugou, to everyone’s fucking surprise including his own, is an Omega. He’s an unmated one at that, and everyone knows unmated Omega’s who stay unmated for long become more and more hostile. As if he even needed a damn excuse. He wears blockers (fucking obviously) but the doctors are starting shit about how he’ll need to have a heat soon (fucking idiots) otherwise he’ll about combust or some other made-up crap. Bakugou doesn’t believe a word they say.

“There’s something about him...” Johnny lowers his voice, shifting closer to Taeyong so as to ensure the other can hear. “He’s very pretty.” Taeyong agrees, wondering if that’s what Johnny is trying to articulate. “Mmm no, no that’s not what I meant, he doesn’t seem familiar to you?” Johnny asked, a deep furrow to his brow. - Taeyong isn’t expecting his world to shift so suddenly upon returning to his life as the leader of NCT. Something had changed in the time that Taeyong had been away. He wasn’t sure if he liked it or not. The omega doesn’t miss the way that the alphas closest to him, Jaehyun, Yuta and Johnny have grown closer, add to that the new addition to the group and Taeyong should have more than enough on his plate. So why can’t he stop thinking about how good Johnny smells? Or about how possessive Jaehyun’s touches have become? Why can’t he stop dreaming about Yuta’s fingers wrapped around his?

- Todoroki Shoto, runs the ropes, light and graceful like a dancer and pulls a perfect Tornillo, bouncing from the top rope into a fluid spin and lands heavy right on his waiting opponent's chest, knocking him to the ground. He feels alive. - Shoto just wants to finish the match and have a nice relaxing end to the night. That's not what happens... ...Or alternatively: How one chance encounter leads to four complicated people figuring out life, love, and their issues. (Includes switching POV and is not completely Todorokicentric.)

Because who doesn't love hurt/comfort? The boys of FFXV are on a long road trip and fighting their way across the world, so it's only natural that they'll pick up a few injuries and some sickness along the way. In essence this is a set of random one shots whereby a party member is ill or injured, and the others do their best to help them get better. Epic bromance, to the point where it's almost OT4.

They're finally dating. Finally. Who'd have guessed? Certainly not them. Okay, so, how is this going to work out, now? This is set between "Love, Dreams, Impending End of the World, and other minor problems" and the sequel to that (not yet published). It's mostly a plotless pile of fluff and smut, to give the boys a chance to figure things out between them and work on their new relationship with each other. Reading the previous works (starting with the Advent Calendar) is highly recommended.

and he sits there quietly with harry’s headphones in his ears while his eyes begin to close, totally unaware that he’s listening to the soundtrack of harry falling in love with him. or, another roadtrip au featuring harry as the misunderstood hipster, louis as the bitter psych major, liam as the one with the secret boyfriend, and niall as the one who just wants everyone to be happy.

In which I try to fill out another month of NSFW prompts (and hopefully don't take nearly a year to finish it)! As with last time, the pairings featured in each day will be included with the title of the chapter and content warnings will be included if/when necessary!