Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes: Sex Dolls

The Soldier remembers this: he wakes up in the snow.

For rebelcaptainprompts.tumblr.com - Prompt No 4 - "One Bed" Jyn thinks about how much trust it takes to sleep with someone, and how much trust it takes to sleep with someone. Jyn and Cassian have their first time.

While the Wen Clan is embroiled in subduing internal conflicts within Qishan, the Jiang Clan hosts the annual discussion conference. It has been one year since the disastrous archery competition where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji last met but Wei Wuxian remains as optimistic as ever. An unlikely friendship begins to blossom and without the looming spectres of conquest and war to strengthen his ties to the Jiang family, the trajectory of Wei Wuxian’s life changes.

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate. His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate. And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane. Turkish Translation Here Vietnamese Translation Here

Logan notices that Laura doesn't know about certain animals. His solution is to take her to the zoo.

In which four paladins sneak off from a stately dinner party held by a university in their honor in order to go to a frat party held by students of the university instead. Shiro panics because this is going to be a PR disaster. Lance, Keith, please put your shirts back on. Pidge, stop laughing. Please.

What if the big, honkin' space gun you've always wanted, finally fell into your lap? Everything else would be a piece of cake, right? Be careful what you wish for.

Kisses.That's all you really need to know.

Chelsea boys think it's Fernando's fault Di Matteo got fired.

Love took its time. Until it didn't.

"If there's a reason I'm still alive when everyone who loves me has died, I'm willing to wait for it" And yet he was still waiting, the desperation clawing at him from the inside out, tearing him apart and leaving him with his will staining his hands and the sword on the thread over his head. OR I got a lot of feels for Burr while listening to "Wait For It" and "The Room Where It Happens" and I chose to write them out.

Kaito meets a dying KID Killer in the hospital, but something is off. No one visits him, the hospital has emptied the hall his room is in, and Akako is ranting about demons. Discontinued.

Gabriel Reyes has recently been placed as the Commander of Blackwatch, the covert operations arm of Overwatch. They're in charge of finishing off jobs Overwatch couldn't or are too dirty for their hands. The unresolved case of the Deadlock Gang falls on his hands and he's determined to finish them before they go too far. Infiltration isn't has hard as he thought, but keeping the role he's meant to play might be especially when he finds out their secret weapon is nothing but a scrawny seventeen year old kid that could actually help Deadlock succeed in their plans. Jesse McCree thought he ran the world along his brothers in arms. People feared him, he believed; he could make bodies fall to the floor with one pull of a trigger. His gift gave him recognition in Deadlock and a family. But he never knew what it was like to feel secure until Javier Nieves was hired. He wanted to dislike the man, he didn't treat him like the others. But maybe that's why his green eyes struck harder. He finds true warmth in Nieves and starts to believe the man truly cares about him, like his Deadlock family does.

The Avengers are captured and Tony is tortured for information about the arc reactor. In the weeks that follow, Tony struggles with memories of his imprisonment in Afghanistan, Obadiah's betrayal, and the recent torture. Steve and the rest of the team are determined to help him, but uncertain how, especially when Tony takes extreme measures to get baddies off his back once and for all.

Tim has been watching Dick almost all of his life. Now he finally has him and has placed him within the machine, Dick’s new home. Forever.

Wherein Lena shows up at Kara's door instead of Mon-El, and Kara and Alex really need to talk.

Variations on a theme. How does one respond to being seventeen in and eighteen-and-above universe?

The Galra tribe has been spreading like a plague across the archipelago, leaving destruction in their wake. Man alone can't stop them—but perhaps man and dragon together, can. After over a century of warring between them, perhaps it's time for the age of riders to return.

"Bass repositioned Charlie so that she was hugging his neck, and her head slept on his shoulder as they journeyed. That was all she was doing, he assured himself – sleeping. But he kept her lips close to his ear, just in case the small wisps of air seeping from between them were to stop." Takes place between their scenes in episode 2x04, and may include small spoilers.

“I would expect no less of you, Alexander.” “Shouldn’t you?” Alec scoffs. “It’s not like I’ve made a habit of being forgiving or even, I don’t know, gracious about, well, anything.” “No one can deny you’ve taken some body blows recently.” Magnus’s fingers explore his in the dark, twining and stroking. “Made some incredible adjustments in your life and worldview. A certain shortage of...let us say ‘generosity of spirit’...is understandable. Up to a point.” “I can’t afford that.” Alec’s eyes burn and he wipes them quickly. “That demon...latched onto something in me. We even spoke about it, when we were briefing before the hunt. We talked about profiling the people in the Institute, coming up with a list of who might be at-risk for a demon that feeds on anger. I should have been the first person we looked at. I should have been quarantined, locked away somewhere I couldn’t--” “Hindsight is meant to be a learning tool, Alec, not a scourge.”

When Robb Stark suggests a movie night out of the blue, Margaery Tyrell agrees, not expecting the intentions behind his wolfish smile. Modern AU. Shameless Robbaery Smut.

“What’s going to happen when he dies?” Jeongguk said one day.“We’ll mourn together,” Jimin said, “Just like the last six times.” Park Jimin is given the chance to fall in love again and again with the reincarnations of Min Yoongi.

Sequel to "A Day of Reckoning". Some things should stay safely buried in the past and left behind, so they weigh down as little as possible on the hopes for a better future. As the years of Loki's sentence tick by, he and Thor come to an unspoken agreement to mention life before Loki's fall as little as possible. And it's an arrangement that serves them well, until one day's border patrol with Thor and his friends almost leads to another fall. It's not the Void that he sees at the end of that empty space, just the ground at the bottom of the cliff, but Loki still finds himself frozen in panic at the memories brought forth. And for a moment, when Thor comes to help him, Loki finds himself afraid that the nightmare will begin all over again. Thor notices his distress, and comes to see him later in his cell, wondering now if there is anything he can do to convince Loki that he does not remember that night at the broken Bifrost as it really happened. Loki realizes that he does have a way. It's just going to take a lot of trust extended on both sides for it to work...and the brothers might not like what they see on the others ide.

Alex has a particular fantasy, Maggie is more than happy to indulge her. One Shot. Sanvers Smut.