mori ougai being an asshole (bungou stray dogs)

(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!) Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.

"Why don't you take a swan dive off the roof? Maybe you'll get a Quirk then!" So he did. And he did. -- Now being cross-posted on my Wattpad, ChrysanthosAO3, as well as my fanfiction.net, chrysanthos!! ^^

They could come back tomorrow, or never. All he could do was prepare. Or: Izuku Midoriya wakes up one day to find all of humanity gone. Except him. (This work is ongoing.)

After decades of war, the world is on the brink of destruction, with no hope for survival. The only way to go on is to travel back in time and change everything that's gone wrong, starting with Tom Riddle. That's how Harry Potter found himself in 1941, a time he had hoped never to find himself in again. Why 1941? Death has a pretty messed up sense of humour, that's why.****In the process of editing chapters 1-20 // 2023-02-22

In its early history, the Faith of the Seven was heavily influenced by women like Hilda of the Hill, who believed in the primacy of the Mother Above All. As a result, the Faith's views on women and sex evolved in the reverse of its canonical counterpart were lust is considered a virtue, prostitution is a holy vocation, incest is accepted and polygamy are allowed. How will the game of thrones play out when the Faith has spent three centuries breeding the perfect prince, a man destined to be the avatar of the Gods and become the savior of the world; the Allfather?

Death isn't good for the soul and dead things can't die twice. Harry dies too many times to be fine. After the war he goes travelling; he and Tom Riddle always were too much alike for their own good.

My friend sent this to me on Tumblr: "I officially challenge sunshinexlollipops to write me a fluffy Sterek fic. No angst except for one small paragraph and it can not be major. High school AU. Stiles is a nerd, Derek is a jock. Tutor!Stiles. They fall in love." Challenge accepted, Krista... Sort of? -- Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boy’s mythology book, “Y-You dropped this…” “I know, but- thanks.” The boy snatches the book out of Derek’s hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derek’s wolf mentally salivating, “You’re welcome… Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?” “T-That’s me,” with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, “I mean, I’m the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, I’m really butchering this, aren’t I?”

No one noticed when Izuku manifested his quirk. Not at first. A week later and people began to take notice. After a statistically improbable week without a single death, people took notice. After deadly wounds were shrugged off like nothing, people took notice. Time passed and still no one could die. When the city of Musutafu became engulfed in the phenomenon dubbed 'The Zone', people were wary. No one could uncover what caused The Zone. It was an unknown, some claimed. It went against the laws of the world, some claimed. It was profitable, others claimed. Humans adapt. It's what they do. When faced with the bizarre, humanity adapts. The strange becomes mundane. The rest of the world looks on in horror. Izuku's quirk emits a massive no-kill zone around him. This has consequences.

Things worked out just as Dumbledore planned... then magic decided to make a few adjustments. For Harry, it was more than a bit of a shock to go from a battered 150 yr old body to his newly adult status 14 yr old body. He hadn't even had a chance to finish his morning tea! But then with his luck it wasn't all that much of a surprise. Finding out that he had a chance to do it right this time was something he planned to take full advantage of. Hopefully, he wouldn't have to kill ol' Tommy boy again but he wasn't counting on that.

The Emperor was tired. After 1000 years of concubines he finally wanted something more. He wanted someone to last, to live the ages with him. He needed a Consort. (There will be a rewrite for this story but it won't be forthcoming until later in 2017.)

Being an Omega wasn't easy. But being a male Omega Shadowhunter was even worse. Alexander Lightwood is one of the best Shadowhunters, member of a prestigious family, and an Omega- and he hates his second gender, rebels against it, and everything it entitles. Until, he doesn't anymore... Magnus is an Alpha and a very powerful Warlock. On the surface, he appears aloof and laid-back- an Adonis with no lack of partners. But underneath the surface, he hides a painful past and harrowing memories. Love is a distant memory, until it isn't... This is the encounter and life of an elite Shadowhunter and a respected Downworld leader, two lonely men, two wounded hearts, two tender souls- Alpha and Omega.

Dipper Pines deals with life, homework, friendships and his increasingly complicated feelings regarding the sulking ex-dream demon living in his closet. As well as the centuries-old mysteries lurking beneath the seemingly tranquil township he calls home, but that's beginning to become par for the course.

When Jason is the victim yet again of the Joker's personal war with Batman, the batfamily begins to tear apart at the seams. Tim spearheads a risky mission to recover their fallen brother in an effort to hold them together. The last thing he expects to find on the other side of a mortuary door is a very much alive Jason Todd. But Jason's resurrection raises more questions than answers and Tim finds himself at odds with the rest of the family as he tries to uncover the truth of the second Robin's apparent immortality.

“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?” Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little. At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend. Who Tommy met two hundred years ago. (Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)

ENDGAME SPOILERS well, not really but better safe than sorry. Peter didn't know what would happen when he put on the gauntlet--staring the Mad Titan down. certainly not this. or: Peter was the one that used the Gauntlet and the effects were world changing. Now, Peter is a immortal, the Guardian of the Stones--keeping them safe through the passage of time, starting from the beginning. He was there when the planets started to form, and watched as civilizations grew. He got use to his new task, keeping a eye on the stones as they influenced the world around them. He had part of the stones with him, this was true--and he had long since master the use of them. However, the stones still needed to be out in the cosmos so he was more connected to the spirit of them, and it marked him. Now, he knew when the a wielder of a Stone threatened to unbalance everything and would take it away. He lived like this for millennia, unchanged--until the year of 2010 on planet Earth.

Arthur survives the battle of Camlann but discovers that Merlin is a sorcerer when Merlin kills Morgana to save Arthur’s life. Feeling angry and betrayed, Arthur banishes Merlin. Five years later, in a war-torn Camelot, Arthur is finally ready to talk to Merlin, and they realize that they can only fulfill the prophecy together, side by side. The next morning, they wake up in the past, in their young bodies. ~ “Someone or something has sent us back in time, right to the beginning, with all our memories,” Merlin says, and it’s only now that it dawns on him what that truly means. “Just imagine everything we could do, everything we could change for the better. We could make everything right this time.” Arthur hesitates for a moment. “Can we even change the future?” “Yes, I think we can”, Merlin answers with confidence and new-found hope in his voice.

Zhongli finds himself in quite the conundrum when a simple day trip with Childe, gone wrong, ends with him turning Childe immortal instead... And how he fails to inform the harbinger about this new development. Though, Zhongli supposes there'll be time to fill him in on this small detail sometime during the journey around Teyvat Childe has managed to rope him into.

One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

A sequel to The God Eater's Daughter. (The God Eater's Daughter has been published, renamed "The God Eater's Reward" and removed from Ao3. To find it Google "The God Eater's Reward" "carnal-pleasures" and "Daniel Kay." You can buy it on other booksites, but carnal-pleasures gives me the best pay out. You can find other works like this there, as well!) Now that God-Eater Bren has begun breeding his daughter, he discovers he has many other daughters in the world and must seek each one out, seduce her and bring her into his harem fold so he can impregnate her and increase his Godly powers. Comments and kudos are very much appreciated!(Commission.)

Athena has just crossed the limits, dragging Percy in their feuds. Poseidon may not be able to hurt her or her children but he was hardly the strategist of Olympus for nothing. There are so many more ways to hurt her than a physical assault. Featuring a heart-to-heart with Percy and good brother!Triton.

“What are you?” Taehyung blinked at the sudden question. The handcuffs on his wrist rattled hollowly in the tiny interrogation room as he leaned forward to peer at the pile of photographs scattered on the table. He didn't dare answer. He didn't need to do Detective Jeon Jungkook's job for him. No policeman had ever caught on to Taehyung, and he planned to keep it that way. This detective immediately proved harder to shake than most. In more ways than one. Damn it.