Pity from a Dumb Clown

Just what the title says.1) Castiel/Dean Erotic Asphyxiation2) Sam/Dean anal beads3) Ezekiel/Dean undisclosed identity (dub-con)

Relationships are built on trust, kindness, and a few other things. Ruby's torn between which is more important.

Jensen didn't believe in the bullshit of soulmates. He didn't like the idea of having the universe telling him to hook up with some stranger. Hell no. Fuck off, universe. Jensen would be choosing someone he loved on his own will, not on some freaky destiny crap. Which was why he rejected Jared.

Prince decides that he wants to use some bad pick-up lines on the unsuspecting Anxiety. However, what he doesn't realize is that the other has a few up his sleeve as well. (Basically just pointless fluff)

"You scumfucking highbloods," he commented, hands on his (clothed thank fuck) hips, a single toe in the holy shit that's warm water. Never mind relaxing, you'd melt in there. And who the hell went swimming to relax anyways, apart from gill-lickers. It'd been five or six perigees. Aliens were still weirdos. "[What (garblegarble) sayin Kaaaa(r)kaa(t)?]" "[I say how this is fun?]" --Anonymous asked: BT Johnkat in a jacuzzi? Or a hot spring or other such warm pool of water. To balance out your list of anime tropes! Post-chapter 7, not BT canon.

Clexa Week 2017! Tuesday Roommates fic, yay! Clarke, Octavia and Raven work at a summer camp every summer for a little bit of extra cash and general summer fun. Lexa is the hot new counselor who just happens to be Clarke's cabin mate. Neither of them even try not to fall for each other.

“Ymir, stop. I'm trying to study”. Not giving a rat's ass about her girlfriend's request, Ymir smiled and mumbled, bringing her lips up to Christa's ear and nibbling a little bit, the way she knew the other girl loved “Mmm. You can keep doing that if you like. I don't mind”. Christa gulped down and closed her eyes, trying to keep her composure. “You know very well I can't do that with you trying to fuck me” she said, trying to sound as serious as before and failing a little. SnK AU. Yumikuri. One Shot. Porn without Plot.

Sequel to 'Youngster IV' A Sith Knight comes face to face with the past, as well as the possible future... Part 25.5 of 'The ABC of Obi-Wan'

Magnus loves the sound of Alec's laugh, even if he doesn't hear it often. He loves it so much, he's determined to do whatever it takes to hear it again. or Five times Magnus makes Alec laugh in private, and one time he does it in public.

Basically what it says on the label. Hunger Games type fusion. Stiles doing way better than anyone anticipates. Peter finds him intriguing. Ruthless, devious assholes working together to ruin bad guys, as the Steter ship is meant to be.

Namjoon is a mechanist who dreams of trees and oceans and starscapes. Jungkook doesn't belong in the lower city, but he shows up anyway. Jungkook asks questions, and Namjoon answers them. If they hadn't gotten stuck inside a quarantine zone, without any guarantee that they'd make it out alive... well, then it would have been a normal love story.

Hogwarts has found its water tainted with Amortentia.

Castiel really should have known better than to have a relationship with Crowley. He might have been Castiel's most prominent client, but he was secretive and controlling. Castiel shouldn't have tumbled into bed with him in the first place. That way he would never have gotten pregnant, he would never have had to rush to hospital in the middle of the night and then he would never, ever have met Dean Winchester. For a taxi-driver that only had the vaguest of qualifications though, he was, well, possibly the best thing that could have happened to Castiel at that point. He'd driven Castiel to the hospital the night he'd given birth, alone and still fuming at Crowley's betrayal, and had stayed. Dean had even driven him home, had returned later with Castiel's missing wallet and then, somehow, managed to form a bond with the baby that rivalled Castiel's own. As babysitters go, Castiel couldn't really find anyone better, despite Dean's charming smiles and winks in his direction. But now as Castiel tries to get his life back on track and settle down with a better father-figure for his son, is Dean going to prove to be more a help or a hindrance?

Neymar's interview is over and Leo still hasn't looked up.

He’s never felt this empty before. This undying feeling of hopelessness sucks him dry. He’s so dehydrated, only nourished by the drips of water leaking through the cracks in the ceiling, that he can't even cry as his flesh sings with pain. Lance hurts. Lance hurts and no one is coming to save him. Or, Shiro didn't disappear and Lance is caught in unawares.

Grantaire has been blind since they were 5. The only thing they can see are the colours in their mind when people speak.Enjolras knows he's stupidly attractive and is really sick of people only liking him for his looksGrantaire is shocked by the intensity of Enjolras' colours.Enjolras has somehow managed to miss that R is blind and thinks R's crush is superficial and shallow. The wildest misunderstanding ensues.

Clarke has lost a bet with her friends and has to go and steal a sword from the Woods family crypt. Legend has it that Alexandria Woods wakes from her tomb every night to search for her lost love. But urban legends aren't true, right? or For Day 3 of Clexaweek2017. Clarke and Lexa get stuck together, oh, and Lexa's a Vampire... Because, why not.

An au where Stiles is an art student and Derek is a drama dork and they have the sex

Here's another set of stories like listening for echoes. Each of these is open-ended, usually because they are parts of larger fics that I chose not to finish. 6: Damon has a secret that he would die to keep, and it's one that will change Elijah's life forever. (TVD/TO cross)7: When Stiles and the girls are forced out of Beacon Hills, they wind up in New Orleans. (Originals cross)8: Stiles is betrayed by his pack and ends up across the country with a group of superheroes. (MCU cross)9: After leaving Beacon Hills, Stiles runs into someone he's not supposed to talk to. (Originals cross)10: Scott can't bring himself to forgive Stiles after the nogitsune. (Originals cross)11: The Pack really shouldn’t have tampered with Stiles’s memory. (Originals cross)12: It’s hard to keep secrets from werewolves; it’s even harder to keep secrets from Avengers. The soulmate thing certainly doesn’t help. (MCU cross)13: The intersection of memory and dream is the only thing that can save Stiles. That, and Lydia. (Originals cross)14: The Sheriff has been abducted. Everything is fine. (TW only) 12/24/20: Added chapter 14

Lieutenant Steve Rogers has done all the right things. Graduated West Point at the top of his class. Earned a coveted spot as an infantry officer. Found the woman of his dreams. Everything is going exactly as planned. That is, until he accepts a platoon leader position for a unit deploying to Iraq, where he’s reunited with the ex-boyfriend he’d rather forget but never could. ——— Sergeant First Class Barnes thinks he knows war. He lives in a wild cycle of military training, deployments, sex, drinking, and pining for his former best friend and ex-boyfriend, Steve Rogers. But when Lieutenant Rogers is assigned as his platoon leader during Operation Iraqi Freedom, Sergeant Barnes realizes that he doesn't know the first thing about what it means to truly fight for something. ——— An Iraq War love story in three movements. Or: The story of two men who go to war and don’t quite come back home. ——— Please read the tags and warnings.

two similar contingencies, and the countless differences between them.

When one is a Winchester or, by default, associated with a Winchester in any way fathomable, nothing is ever simple.Castiel disobeys Heaven, and he should be dead, but instead he’s condemned to a slow fall: three months of ever fading purity until he is completely and utterly human. Dean, too, is broken, and may never be whole again, Castiel is becoming more shattered with each passing day and Sam is paving the way to his own doom with bricks of good intentions.As the months continue to tick by and the world continues to turn, through the eternal and crushing darkness there is a pinprick of light, a brief solace that comes in the form of whispered words and trembling hands, but when the universe is seemingly against them, finger on the trigger and ready to fire, it’s only a matter of time before that too is broken, and then Dean and Castiel are left fumbling through the dark, nothing to hold to but each other.

Set after season 2 winter finale - can diverge a little from the series' major events. He was gone. 'Till then, Chloe never realized how important Lucifer had become to her... Never realized how deeply she was in love with him and how much it hurt, now, his absence.But she definitely didn't want to surrender to the pain... She wanted to struggle and get her life back.And yet, something started to happen to her... Get rid of that feeling isn't easy. Especially if someone's in love with the Devil.

Holmes needs data to work with.

Some days, Tony likes to think they will be the greatest band in the history of rock'n'roll.

Draco Malfoy has lived in isolation for more than a decade, accompanied by only the enigmatic presence of his sentient house. Everything changes when Hermione Granger shows up unexpectedly, driven by the belief that Draco holds the key to curing a mysterious illness impacting pureblood children. As both the Manor and Draco take a fondness to Hermione, it becomes clear that her departure isn’t guaranteed. The Manor wants to keep her - and Draco is tempted to agree. Beauty and The Beast re-telling. This is part one of the "A Series of Fate" series which includes different retellings of classic fairytales.

Hearing the whine of the wolf, Stiles turned slightly and cupped his hand under his snout and lifted it slightly. ‘’don’t worry, I still love those golden ones of yours more’’ He grinned before planting a kiss on the wolf’s nose. ‘’Dude that’s just weird’’ Scott exclaimed as Stiles laughed and ran his fingers through the wolf’s fur again. ‘’I need to name him’’ Stiles said suddenly as he looked at the animal, ‘’I took Derek out to meet him although he never turned up and Derek asked his name and I realized I had never named him despite him being mine since I was five’’‘’Call him Derek’’ Scott snorted which had a growl leaving the wolf’s lips as Stiles grinned. ‘’No I don’t think so, it would be strange talking to Derek, all I would think of is this big boy and I would just laugh, plus I don’t think Derek would like it if I named a wolf after him’’