Lies We Tell (Ourselves)

“Interesting, interesting. Brave enough to be in Gryffindor, loyal enough to make Helga proud and cunning enough to be a wonderful addition for Slytherin. Where should you go?” “Ravenclaw.” ~ Alternatively how Percy’s sorting goes cause he’s a menace and refuses to make things easy

Q loves tea. The minions love Q. Bond is lovestruck and Eve tries to help.

Junhoe and Bobby are awkward, and Jinhwan's decided to get to the bottom of this story. He's also pretty amused about what he finds out along the way

They definitely have unfinished business

Tina juts her chin playfully, expertly weaving around a stalled pedestrian without breaking her stride. “And what kind of ‘contact’ would that entail, Mr. Scamander?” There’s a playful challenge in her eyes and tone but he doesn’t rise to the bait; instead, he looks thoughtful as he glances around.

“You should try it,” he said, afterwards. Sherlock rubbed his fingers together. They felt odd, now, having been inside another person for so long. He thought of Victor, mindlessly begging. “I don’t think so,” he said.

Eren Jaeger and Yuri Katsuki accidently meet in Paris, this is because they are massive fans of the wellknown Victor Nikiforov and Levi Ackerman!! little did they know; they get way more then a little "hello" when they come face to face with their two beloved Figure Skaters. Though its scary.. they might have just met their Alphas.

Matt hated winter.

Savagely mauled during the raid that annihilated the majority his squad, John Watson survived being turned only to be mutilated by a fellow soldier. Deprived of the service that had given his life meaning, John’s forced return to London is a nightmare he can’t wake up from. With the transformation from Beta human to Omega wolf burning him from the inside out and a strange emptiness taking up residence in his chest, the former army doctor isn’t sure how long he can go on. No werewolf has been an unbound Alpha Sentinel longer than Sherlock Holmes without going mad. Unfortunately even the most brilliant mind has its limits and after twenty years without the support of an Omega Guide, the world’s only Consulting Detective is reaching his. With Sherlock’s zone outs becoming worse every day and his mother’s looming retirement as leader of the London lycanthropes, his pack and his family are desperate to find a bondmate he will accept. Will a chance encounter during the full moon become the salvation of both, or will the criminal and political forces aligning against them be their destruction?

"you’re a cop here to break up the party but I thought it was a costume and may have made some inappropriate suggestions regarding your handcuffs" AU

The wolf's change was all you, as long as you had control. As long as you had an anchor. You just had to find yours.

Hermione moves into Grimmauld Place to help Sirius and Severus with their housework. However, all isn’t as it seems and one night of drunken revelations changes everything.

“Five minutes,” he mumbles, “Just five minutes, and I’ll leave.” The warmth of the fire cradles him, sings to him softly, and soon, Murphy is gone. When consciousness comes back to him, the flames are still burning. Yet this time the room feels cold, uninviting, and there's a gun against his head. ••••••••••••••••New chapter, soon.

The Order has convinced Harry that Draco Malfoy is walking the same line as his father, Lucius, but what is the Order keeping from Harry? M/M, Slash

It's been nearly 3 months since the paladins of Voltron finally defeated Zarkon and returned home to Earth. The physical war is over, and they've won the battle, but unfortunately the road to mental recovery is a much harder one than they could have ever imagined.BONUS:pidgeotto: eat me hunkspunky boi: mmm nopidgeotto: ;)pidgeotto: i will tell lance real fast then lets discuss whats REALLY on the dinner menu tonightred panties: for the last time pidge we are not satisfying your vore fantasiespidgeotto: ;(

Sherlock Holmes was abducted by aliens and placed in a zoo. The other simians receive mates one by one until it is Sherlock's turn. Sherlock doesn't want a mate... but he gets two anyway. One he doesn't particularly care for but the other...

Newt really loves it when Hermann gets rough... until he accidentally hits a sore spot.

With the decision to try for a baby made, James and Rose eagerly look forward to this newest chapter of their lives.

I've edited all of this piece and moved it to Beasts in the Dark. it is the next work in this series. I left the original chapters intact for those who may want to see them, but I really prefer the Updated version. :^)

One by one, they've begun acting oddly. Sephiroth would find it amusing if it didn't make him so unbearably hard.

Voldemort discovers an unexpected aspect of Harry's scar and decides to take advantage of it.Warnings: Slash, Voldemort/Harry, graphic description of rape, suicidal thoughts, language, general violence.

It is said that not all those who wander are lost. But all wanderers barely know where they come from, have no way of going back, and no destination in sight. Now that the dust has settled, it is maybe time to remedy this situation. It is fortunate, then, than finding solutions is what he does best. An introspective Tony fic post Civil War

Tsunayoshi Midoriya knew he was a disappointment, a failure of a son and a stain on his father's life. But he didn't think he was such a failure that his dad would send a hitman after him! And what's all of this 'tutor' business!? Well, if nothing else, maybe being held at gunpoint will improve his grades.

Michael Milton is a good Christian, he has just fallen into one of the traps that Satan has laid out for him. Determined to win back God's approval, Michael does not resist when his parents send him to a boarding school on the other side of the country. Michael wants to recover from his previous errors, but Lucifer Novak is a trap that Michael cannot avoid: a trap that Michael is destined to fall into.

After Molly's fiancé Tom is murdered in a mugging gone wrong, she sells her soul to a demon in exchange for vengeance. Sherlock, an incubus, accepts her deal out of boredom but finds himself falling for her.