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When Captain Steve Rogers wakes from an injury-induced coma, a lot has changed in the battle against the Kaiju. There are new Jaegers with new pilots, new advances in the study of the beasts, even new rules in the Shatterdome. It’s starting to seem like they’re finally ready to defeat the monsters once and for all, but first Steve must learn to get along with his new team of pilots. Especially the troublesome Tony Stark, who’s proving to be harder to deal with than the Kaiju problem itself.

Derek isn't great at asking for what he wants in bed. Stiles tries to change that.

[prompt from Tumblr anon: Maggie freaking out that she lost her engagement ring and trying to hide it from Alex who found it already.]

Just as the title says.

Ritsu's sick, and Takano's being a mother duck. Fluffier than cotton candy except not really.

“You like him, so can’t you go say a few words to him? Would you dare to write your number on his cup instead of just making him insanely cute foam-art cats when he comes in today?” “The thing is,” Otabek grits out, setting the jug in his hand down on the rack forcefully, “just because I like him doesn’t mean I have to go and talk to him!” (Or, the one where Leo is a good wingman.)

This is basically just tooth rotting fluff. It's the start and the beginning of a relationship between these two dorks. It's a bunch of snapshots of their early relationship. It's fluffy and it's cute and it's a lot of words because I couldn't stop writing it, but enjoy?

But now, with Light only inches away, warm and needy, who was L to refuse? Even if Light was Kira, they were both still human in the end. Who could judge them for fulfilling one of the most basic human needs?

When you are pressured into getting your first tattoo, the moody artist that is called for the design seems more than bored to be doing it. Though after seeing your artistic potential that he feels mirrors his own, Choso warms up to the task of gracing you with your first tattoo. That is, until ink becomes merely a fraction of your relationship when mutual, romantic feelings come to light.

Everyone fucking knows and there is not a thing Louis can do about it. They heard about it, someone knew and told everyone. It was something personal and Louis didn't want anyone to know. But everyone at school knew and now he had to go back there. It's not fair and all Louis wants is to forget. Forget about /him/ and everything he did.

What is Jaken hearing from the other side of his master's bedroom door?

“Promise you won’t laugh? Like, swear on your undead life?” “I swear on my-” Astarion choked on his spit. “My what?” “Your undead life?” Gale tilted his head like a confused puppy. “Did you think the whole vampire thing was a secret?” “Well. kind of?” Gale laughed in earnest. “Astarion, I know you can’t see yourself but you have to understand what you look like. You look like whatever an emo kid imagines when they picture themselves grown up, with your perfect hair, eyeliner, and the leather jacket thing.” “I-” “Also if the ethereal beauty wasn't enough, you have a blood flask in your jacket pocket at all times.” Astarion blinked, but quickly gained his composure, a damn near predatory grin stretching across his lips, highlighted by the fact that he was no longer hiding his fangs. “So you think I'm beautiful, wizard boy?” Gale rolled his eyes, trying to keep the flush off his cheeks. “Of course I do, Astarion.” ~*Modern with Magic AU! with Professor Gale and Librarian Astarion*~

They fought, they fucked, and they forgot. That’s how Gabriel and Dean functioned, and that was how they made their relationship work. But when Gabriel takes it too far during one of their heated arguments, both him and Dean discover that their relationship ran much deeper than they had previously thought. Written for the 2016 Debriel Mini Bang.

When Greg is dragged to a masquerade ball, the evening is sure to be a complete waste. Meanwhile, Mycroft is happily pretending to be someone he isn't. When their paths cross, sparks are sure to fly.

The Death Cleansers is a group that seeks to eliminate all Slytherins, regardless of whether they were involved in the war or not. Their next targets: Draco Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy, formerly known as Narcissa Black. Motivated by their shared aspiration for a brighter future, Draco and Narcissa journey back in time, only to realize that they cannot escape the consequences of their past actions.

Jacob's desperate. Esme's shocked. Jasper's liking it. Carlisle's unflappable. And Alice...Alice is just a perv.

Alex is scared to go to sleep because she doesn't want to have nightmares. Maggie is a supportive girlfriend and holds her together, comforting her until she falls asleep.

Phichit wakes up one morning to find he has attained full sentience. He is then forced through his own personal hell of living through different genres of fanfiction, and the only way to move on is to get Yuuri and Victor together. Luckily, he is the (multi) universe’s greatest wingman!

Steve is a sweetheart, Cap is a Dom, and they're both total ass men. A tiny bit of Tony sass because I just can't help it.

loui-proof asked: "Hi !! Just wondering if you could write a Magnus/Alec where Alec is in a really crappy mood and he's grumpy and tired and Alec makes it better with cuddles etc. ? Thanks anyway, and I really love your writing btw xx" Alec wants to back out the door the moment it closes behind him and the voices from the living room filter into the hallway, but before he can Magnus appears in the living room entrance. Seeing his boyfriend, all dolled up, hair and make-up and clothes perfectly coordinated, a surprised but happy smile on his lips, loosens some of the tightness in Alec’s shoulders.

Where Sollux and Eridan have a polite black date, Sollux loses at a challenge, and Eridan gets a prize.

"What's gonna be left of the world, if you're not in it?" - Following the aftermath of Eichen House, Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in attempts to stop anymore danger from entering the lives of the people he loves. Unfortunately, his hopes for a peaceful life off the grid are quickly erased when finds himself being tracked by the Avengers. *editing beginning 12/27**chapters 1 thru 6 edited**chapters 4 and 5 were combined*

fucking jimin has always been jeongguk's favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special. translated to vietnamese here.

Jungkook versus twenty normal-sized five-year-olds or Jimin versus one oversized five-year-old -- who's the real loser?

Trapped underground after a mission gone wrong, May and Daisy have an unexpected conversation about the past. Post 4x11. May/Daisy mother/daughter. (Mild violence and language)

“I’ve ruined – ah – more jeans because of you in this last semester than any other time in my life,” Hinata moaned in-between wet kisses and Kageyama couldn’t help but laugh as his thoughts jumped back to the bookstore when he helped bandage Hinata’s skinned knee. He picked his mouth up off Hinata’s swollen lips and drifted south, peppering the pale freckled skin in tiny kisses before replying. “Well, there’s more where that came from,” Kageyama teased as the tip of his tongue found Hinata’s nipple and earned a desperate whine as he licked. He’d never thought of himself as much of a sexy pillow talk kind of guy but with Hinata, the words flowed from his mouth effortlessly." ~~~ a smutty, drunken one-shot that accompanies my fic: Anonymous asked a questionthis can pretty much stand alone without reading it but if you wanna check it out, please do! **the events of this one-shot take place inbetween chapter 6 and 7 of AAQ, just so you know!! :) **

The night that Shepard stops Garrus from getting the revenge he craves, trust is broken. (This piece contains NON-CON, and as such, may be triggering for some.)

there are a dozen different ways, kiyoomi reckons, one can react to your pathetically hot friend slash roommate slash teammate letting slip that he finds all of your defining physical traits to be “just his type”. or, kiyoomi and atsumu fuck around and find out.