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Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Will be an epic length. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Thank you for the support.

fucking jimin has always been jeongguk's favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special. translated to vietnamese here.

Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue's little brothers' best friend is a slutty little cocktease. They make a plan to get Wei Ying alone and give him what he's been asking for all these months, whether he wants it or not. (It's their cocks.) OR A dark sexual fantasia in six parts.

Many sinners will tell you just how frightening the King of Hell truly is. From the way he holds himself up in battle to the way he loves his daughter and wife. That's what the public said, anyway. He had to make Charlie happy. He had to, there was no other way about it. She was in fact his everything. He couldn't risk losing her again. Even if risking revealing the worst parts of himself to an unexpected, annoying, self-centered, certain Overlord.

It’s not like he actually has feelings for Deku. He’s just making sure no one can hurt the little fucker. He still maintained that sweet, innocent naivety from high school, despite everything that had happened to him. Katsuki had seen people try to take advantage of that and he’d been the one to comfort the damned nerd when his heart got broken again and again. So why not just cut the issue off at the root–leave no space in their lives for someone to fuck with Deku again. No one has gotten close to the nerd since Katsuki took it up to be his personal hero. Good, because Izuku doesn’t need anyone except for Katsuki. Katsuki and Izuku go on an away mission together and it tests Katsuki and his "not feelings" for the nerd.

The title says it all: Omegaverse Wriolette in which Neuvillette wakes up to Wriothesley's rut and they fuck Oh and Neuvillette gets his heat right after.

Seungmin takes a deep breath, almost a sigh. “You wanna do me a favor, Jeongin?” “Depends on the favor,” he says immediately, deadpan. “You wanna take my virginity?” Jeongin blinks rapidly. He scrutinizes Seungmin, trying to figure out if this is a joke. Then, sensing that it very much isn’t, he shrugs and says, “Yeah, sure.” Sometimes getting rid of your V-card means you have to be in cringy, embarrassing love with your best friend.

“If the knights are your brothers, does that make me your sister?” He looked at her for a moment. His eyes were hard like he was upset and his jaw was tight, like he was grinding his teeth. “No,” he said, eventually. “Then what am I - to you?”---Rey didn't want to leave Jakku - not without her parents, anyway. But when Kylo Ren found her there, watching him from the shadows of Niima Outpost, she didn't have much of a choice.

Her and Johnny have been together for years. One night, three perfect strangers break into their house, and make them part of their perfect little family. Whether they want it or not. Too bad they really, really want it. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ This can be read as a self insert or an OC x cannon depending on preference, so it is tagged as both.

Total drama one shots! I’m struggling to get ideas and shit for fics so I may not be posting as often as Normalmy apologies 💔this also means requests are currently closed

a hotel door is ajar, the sounds of sweet moans and stench of sex drawing dr. ratio down the hall to reveal aventurine and sunday having intimate fun, and they invite him to join in or, ratio/aventurine/sunday threesome

Without bothering to grab his shirt, he dashed out of the room, only to remember he was in the crappy hotel of Lucifer's fucking brat. If he were to walk out further into the hall, anyone could see the messy state he was in, not to mention the plethora of hickeys that probably littered his neck. Lucifer had sharp fucking teeth. He shuddered, recalling how it felt to have Lucifer's teeth graze his neck, easily finding his weak spot and latching onto it, sucking a mark into it before biting down‐ fuck, he was not about to get a boner in the middle of the hall. He had to get out of here. -OR, Adam wakes up after a hook-up with Lucifer and attempts to deny the inner gay allegations, only to go back and do it again

“Hey, Nora?” “Yeah?” she looked up from her phone. “Numbers on me meeting someone who shares the same birthday as me today?” “0.0027%, why?” “No reason.” Or, the chances of meeting your soulmate in a random antique shop are low but never zero

Preparations for Penacony. A rendezvous on a far-flung planet, some personal negotiations over a spontaneous dinner date, and glimpses into the dark depths of the heart.