wednesday addams is a little shit

Dean Winchester has spent his life working towards his dream: to teach and care for omega students. But a genetic mutation from birth has kept him from his field of choice. After years of hiding under the protection of his Uncle Bobby and his younger brother Sam, Dean has finally been given a chance. He accepts the position to care for a young orphan who needs more than just a teacher but also a fellow omega to help her traverse the changes ahead. There is always a hitch, however, and in Dean’s case it’s a hot billionaire alpha with piercing blue eyes. This remote island paradise has the opportunity to give Dean everything he’s wanted, but will he be able to rise above his own fears and the stigmas associated with his unique biological designation? Throw away what you know about alpha/ beta/ omega dynamics because this is a brand new adventure in wonderland.

Dean clutches the worn pamphlet in his hand reading the bold print for the hundredth time:Omegas welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven.The descendants of Angels were throwing open their tightly guarded pearly gates to any unclaimed omega willing to mate with a divine alpha. In return, two omega requests may be granted.Dean sighs, glancing to his right where his younger brother Sam stands huddled under an awning and shivering from the chilly rain. Wet smelly mud soaks through their only pair of clothes.He can do this, Dean will mate an alpha angel to give Sam a better life. A true home for Sammy. That’s all Dean requires to fulfill his promise. Someone should have told Dean to be careful what you wish for because good tidings come with strings attached. Revealing who he is to the world could start a chain reaction he never saw coming. Join Dean as he discovers the trials and tribulations that come with ….Angel Blessings.A Destiel fantasy AU.

Dean's sixteen when he meets John's well-to-do boss, Castiel Novak, and he's quick to develop a crush during a time where he's only begun to discover his preferences. He dates the beautiful Lisa and practically raises his younger brother Sam, because it's what John expects. But Castiel appears to see Dean in a way no one else does, and despite him knowing there's no way anything can happen between them, he relishes in the idea that Castiel cares at all for his well-being. Between mounting pressures from a teenage Sam that no longer wants a caretaker, John's nudging for Dean to follow a career path he doesn't want, and a mysterious check for the exact amount of one semester at the school Dean had been eyeing, Dean finds himself reconnecting with Castiel. And Castiel has a very interesting proposition for him.

It has been a year and a half since Clarke walked away from her people, and things have changed drastically for the girl who fell from the sky. She has found love and lost it. Endured pain and tragedy and overcome it. She has even started a little family of her own. But amongst all of her growth and change, one truth remains unchanging. She is unable to escape Lexa, she is inevitable to Clarke, the only constant in her life that she cannot outrun. Despite her valiant effort to do so. War is brewing in the shadows. A ruler hungry for power and adept in the use of tyranny to achieve her ends, is stirring impatiently. Will Lexa and Clarke be willing and able to set aside their feelings and the ghosts that plague them, to unite under a single cause? Or will their bloodied history simply be too much to overlook in the coming conflict? Both women are on a collision course with each other, like two magnets drawn inexplicably together. But what will happen when impact finally occurs? Will passions rise or will hearts crumble?

Naomi and Naser's breakup happens a week before Anon arrives at Volcano High. What changes will this bring to the lives of people just looking for a fresh start? (Anon/Naomi Fic)

Dean spears him on a green-eyed look through the open passenger door. "Why do I get the feeling you just want us to spend the night together?" "Because you're paranoid and ridiculous," Cas says. "I sleep five feet away from you every night; I could watch you sleep at home." (An AU in which nursing student Dean and pre-med student Cas become summer roommates and maybe more.)

Cas should have said no and let it end there. There wasn't really any space in his life for rich, older alphas who may or may not have been dating someone else. But he found he couldn't turn him down; he didn't want to. Dean couldn't shake the feeling that he was about to jump headfirst into something that he wouldn't be able to control. And for an alpha whose entire life was built on control, it was both exhilarating and terrifying. Previously Kept Boy!Cas Verse

For seventeen years, Dean has struggled with the fact that he is Unpresented. He has no scent and no soulmate and bullies like the rich and traditional Castiel Novak love to ridicule him. His own father is disgusted by him and his teachers pity and ignore him, so one day, Dean finally snaps. A satisfying punch to alpha Castiel's jaw later and Dean is horrified to find he presents as an omega. Castiel's omega. ...Wait, why is Castiel baking him a pie?

Two men, one lie, and a whole bunch of trouble. Castiel Novak’s in serious trouble. His sister’s destination wedding in Mexico filled with several days of activities, is in only two days. And everyone expects to meet his underwear model Alpha boyfriend — the one he invented. Now Cas has to produce a half-naked hottie or suffer the worst humiliation of his life. But Cas just doesn’t date those kinda guys! Or even know any for that matter. Undercover FBI agent Dean Winchester’s cover is blown and he needs to disappear fast. When he ducks into a bar he runs into Castiel, a comic book artist, one very hot, but geeky Omega. And as luck would have it he just happens to be looking for an Alpha. Could they be the solution to both their problems? Or will trouble find them on the sandy beaches of Mexico?

Teen Cas has a crush on his best friend's father and won't rest until he has him for his very own. But he hadn't anticipated the consequences that both of them have to face to keep their highly complex situation a secret and how it changes both of them as they dive headlong into a taboo relationship.

It's 1959, the war has been over for fourteen years and Dean Winchester survived it; he is now the owner of The Winchester Tavern, which is his pride and joy.Life is going along as normal, when Dean suddenly notices a new employee at the bakery across the street from his bar. He is a handsome man with striking blue eyes and black tousled hair, and Dean Winchester thinks that the stranger might just be his undoing.Castiel's life has been pretty rough, from being drafted to serve during the war to just generally trying to keep himself clothed and fed. When Cas moves to Lawrence Kansas to work in a bakery, he doesn't expect to have eyes for the man who works at the bar across the street; and Cas knows that his chances of the other man liking him too are slim to zero.

The others would call it disgusting. Infestation. Violation. Tobias and Rachel, if they had words for what they did together, would call it putting down roots.

Twelve years ago, Dean Winchester underwent a life-changing surgery that completely turned his life around. He's stuck to the lifestyle changes, and he honestly never thought he'd get this far. He's got a job and lives on his own, he's healthy, and he looks pretty damn good, if he does say so himself. When he meets Castiel Novak, a chubby stoner in his mid-twenties, everything is perfect. But when Cas' lifestyle choices threaten everything Dean's worked so hard to achieve, he's faced with a difficult decision when he realizes that he still doesn't have as much control over himself as he thought he did.

Edengar used to be a veritable paradise, but things have been taking one turn for the worse after another. Prince Lucifer is exiled, the king is dead, and Michael Novak, the new king, is quickly beginning to cause his brothers to wonder if Michael should really have been allowed power after all. And that's without the worries about Prince Castiel's affair with the blacksmith, the Purgavain with uncertain intentions, and the abduction of Prince Samandriel, which sparks the country into war and presents the possibility of a spy in their midst.

There once was a woman from Bethlehem with dimples carved into her cheeks and a slanted gaze. She prayed to the Heavens every single morning. There once was a man in Assyria with unnaturally green eyes and the calloused hands of a warrior. He said “yes” the very first time he was asked. There were many more after that. ...Dean doesn’t remember a single one.

Jim asks Blair to postpone his vacation, never imagining what could happen because of him. Warning: This isn't your usual Jim Ellison.