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Oneshots (some turned into multiple chapters, mostly smut) I write about the CoD ensemble Minors do not interact!!!

Yuuri, under the username of Eros, is a size queen omega who most certainly does not have an obsession with fellow camboy and legendary silver-haired alpha Aria. Just like Phichit is not the most meddlesome roommate known to man.

Jungkook needs his daily dose of cuddles and Taehyung likes to wear Jungkook's clothes. They don't care that alphas and omegas aren't supposed to be best friends.

Crown Princess Azula must choose an omega to bear the next heir to the Fire Nation Throne. A certain circus performer catches her eye, and suddenly, her father's demands for a grandchild don't seem so unappealing.

Jeongguk is on his way home after killing someone. Taehyung is trying to escape his abusive owner. A businessman who paints the city red with blood to sate his lust for money meets a tiger hybrid who longs to be cherished. Either love blooms or tragedy begins.

You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent. Everything’s fine. And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment. The first to appear is Red, a hot-blooded, sharp-grinned alcoholic who isn’t shy to share his less than savoury intentions with you, with crude gestures and pick-up lines galore. ... And the second is a tall, broad, but quiet skeleton who immediately goes by the pseudonym Skull, sporting a huge crack in his head and a single, engorged red iris, that never seems to stop staring at you. You’re not sure why both of them won’t leave you alone, or why Sans seems so desperate to stop them from interacting with you... But hey, what harm could come from it?

Jungkook was never one to wax much philosophy- he left that up to his hyungs, who had taken him in with welcoming arms into their pack and showered him with gentle affection. It was comfortable and safe, knowing he was protected under the careful eye of their lead Alpha, Namjoon, who led them with a deep understanding and consideration that transcended some of the more traditional pack rules. But when Namjoon's brothers (soft-cheeked Seokjin and dark-eyed Taehyung) move in, things change. For one thing, Seokjin doesn't seem to like him very much, watching him with an unreadable expression and avoiding him. But there's something about the Alpha's scent that has Jungkook inexplicably drawn in.

Stay away, they said. Stay away from the big, black wolf. If you get too close, he will devour little foxes like you at once. He'll eat you up from ears to tail and you will never see home again. Or 'Pink Miracle Fox', that's the title Jimin was given on the day he was born. For the longest time he had been sheltered and loved, hidden away under the protective wing of his parents and pack. That was until, one fateful day, he ran into the only creature he had been taught to fear. A black wolf. Despite all warnings, the attraction was instant but fate wouldn't make it easy for the unusual pair. He could get in trouble just for being around the dangerous stranger, after all. Not to mention for the things the Omega inside of him craved.But then, when tragedy strikes without warning or mercy, Jimin suddenly finds that the wolf he was told to fear, was the only hope he had left.

Banished and without purpose, Zuko has been living with Uncle Iroh in Ba Sing Se for the last several years. They've managed to stay out of the war, but the war finds them anyway when the Earth Kingdom decides enough is enough and launches a counter attack on the Fire Nation. Separated from Uncle Iroh and with the entire Earth Kingdom looking for him, Zuko has no choice but to return to the place he once called home Somehow, against all odds, he ends up at the South Pole instead. The spirits really had it out for him, didn't they? Wounded and stuck, Zuko decides to wait for his injuries to heal before he sets out again to find Uncle Iroh and return to the Fire Nation. But as the days go by, it's getting harder and harder to want to leave.

In a world where alpha births have been declining and omegas live in collectives, Steve lives together with four other omegas - Tony, Peter, Loki and Quill. They have finally decided to buy ownership of an alpha from the government-run alpha pound, one that will service them through their heats and protect them. This is where all alphas are brought up, as they are seen as too aggressive to be raised amongst normal citizens. Now Steve has to decide which one to buy - that's when he catches a glimpse of a certain metal-armed alpha through the bars of his cell.

Taehyung and Jeongguk start a family.

After Jungkook's girlfriend abandons him and their 2 month old, the pup hardly eats and gets really sick. Jungkook then seeks help in the form of Taehyung, an omega who's recently lost his own pup

After all, rumors say Port Mafia is just a metropolitan legend, right?--- Chuuya is proud of being an omega, but genuinely naive when it comes to the real world out there.When he's called for an internship at the PM group, Chuuya believes that he's finally getting the job of his dreams.Little does he know that accepting the offer will eventually change his life forever, but not exactly how he imagined it would: no matter how hard he tries, instincts cannot be tamed. ---I want you to be mine. Selfishly, thoughtlessly, mine.

Q gets kidnapped. His kidnappers weren't so considerate as to let him take his suppressants so he goes into heat. To make matters worse his complete f**kwit of a boss sends a f**king Alpha to rescue him. NB: Swearing won't be *'d out. Q will be very angry at every f**king Alpha. Bond is one of those f**king Alphas. M is another f**king Alpha. And this girl wishes she never discovered 00Q... Fuel the addiction!

He’d just about finished his noodles when Jeongguk excused himself rashly from the table, saying he needed to visit the bathroom. Seokjin’s eyebrow had skyrocketed, but he’d done nothing to stop the younger from leaving. It was only when Jeongguk didn’t return that Yoongi was assured of his initial suspicions. Jeongguk was hiding something.

Lee Felix was a rather plain omega. He lived on his own in the middle of the forest, brewed potions all day like his father taught him, and managed to take care of himself despite the stereotypes related to subgender. He lived a simple, honest life, and fully believed he was meant to live it alone. Or at least, that's what he thought until he met his mates.

If Tsukishima had to pick one thing he hated the most, more than anything in the world, it was presenting as an omega. Not that there was anything wrong with being an omega, but for Tsukishima, it was the worst. His parents were both betas, and even though his older brother had presented as an omega, and siblings tended to share class traits, everyone thought the younger brother would present as an alpha, or at the very least a beta like his parents. He had most of the traits that had been stereotyped as alpha, and none of the traits of an omega. When he hadn’t had a heat by the time he was fourteen, he figured he was an alpha. When he hadn’t had a rut by the time he was fifteen, he assumed he was beta. He was completely fine with that. He wouldn’t be bothered by heats like his older brother Akiteru and he wouldn’t lose his mind around omegas like the alphas he knew. Yes, being a beta was just fine. And then he started high school at Karasuno.

Things get off to a bit of a heated start after Caitlyn gets Vi out of prison, especially after an argument between the two prompts Vi to take what she wants from the naive enforcer.

Will Graham was an Omega. However, there was something wrong internally. His instincts as an Omega were nonexistent due to an imbalance of chemicals in the body, meaning he felt no need to submit to Alphas, and disliked being ordered around. While his Heats were ever present and surely something he dealt with each year, he wasn’t considered ‘good enough’ and wasn’t wanted by anyone. Then Hannibal came along. #HannigramHolidayExchange

To protect and ensure the safety of his pack, Hongjoong would give anything- including himself to whichever pack promises the most protection. Seonghwa is suddenly faced with an omega that is nothing he ever expected and everything he never realized he needed. Two packs attempt to be one, two people attempt to be more, and two wolves attempt to ensure that each of them is the last one standing. The battles never cease, and in the end, all you have to rely on is instinct.