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The movie left me feeling so heartbroken for our favorite spider kid so this is how I'm dealing with it. Expect everyone being protective of Peter and desperately wishing they could be there to kill all of his problems. Cough* cough* Natasha... It's exactly what the title says. They watch Spider-Man No Way Home *MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MOVIE* *I don't own anything Marvel or Sony*

So this is based on a tumblr prompt by Mauraders4evr (https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/marauders4evr)"Harry Potter AU where Harry is hiding in the cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And he sees Lucius grab Draco with his cane. And he hears the hiss, “What did I tell you?” And he hears the quiver in the blonde boy’s voice, “Don’t touch anything.” And Harry knows. Because he’s used the voice that Draco uses for the past twelve years. He knows. Because now that he’s lived with the Weasleys for over a month, he knows that that’s not the way that a father’s voice should be. He knows..." And it wouldn't leave me alone so...

“I’m not actually a sex addict. I just think about sex a lot, and have sex a lot. But since my school thinks I’m a slut, they wrote ‘sex addict’ in the report so I can ‘get help’ for my ‘sex problem’.” Harry explained with a shrug. “After therapy they expect me to be more modest. They don’t want me making out with guys before class and letting random boys grab my ass. It’s a ‘distraction’ apparently. Oh! And they want me to ‘respect myself more’.” “And do you respect yourself Harry?” Louis shot back in a bit of a teasing tone, but he was also genuinely curious about the answer. Harry’s slight frown curved into a smile. “Of course Louis, I respect myself enough to want a huge cock up my ass every chance I get.” ~ Or the one where harry is a 16 year old sex addict who has to go to therapy, but just ends up seducing Louis, his 21 year old therapist. ~

Stiles leaves Beacon Hills at the end of Sophomore year. He's been abandoned by the pack, scarred by the hunters, and carries the equivalent of a volcano of magic inside him. Needless to say, his life sucks. But when Stiles comes back to Beacon Hills, over a year later and with a new persona, he isn't the same powerless human the pack remembers. And when demons threaten Beacon Hills, he proves to everyone that sarcasm isn't his only defence. *Currently under Construction- I'm editing the earlier chapters bit by bit, though the overall content will not change. Thanks for checking out this story!*

Because Mary died too young, John never had the chance to have the big, happy family they always wanted together. But now that Dean has presented as an omega, the solution to this problem is obvious... (Or, the one where John is obsessed with getting Dean pregnant.)

It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects. But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together. Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along. --- ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.

Honestly, Tony should have seen this whole thing coming a long time ago. Hindsight’s a goddamn bitch.

There is an unspoken rule, kept by any outsider who's ever set foot in Gotham, that you should only ever visit the city once. (For some, even once is far too much.) The most dangerous city on earth isn't kind to its residents—much less strangers who don't know how to watch their pockets or keep off the streets after dark. It's gotten better, perhaps, in recent years since the Bat started lurking on rooftops, but that doesn't mean the city is good. Normal people stay as far from Gotham as they can get. Marinette, (un)luckily, is far from normal. *** The story of Marinette stumbling upon the illustrious Wayne family over and over again, as well as the more infamous Bats, over the course of her many visits to Gotham. She, of course, charms the whole lot of them and finds that the same is true in the reverse.

Ginny makes a mistake and now everyone in Grimmauld Place has to pay the price.

Luz didn’t know what to expect when she was told that she was changing schools. She definitely would not have guessed that she would meet monsters and somehow become bonded to one but hey, life was full of surprises. --ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE--

No, I know Miguel. I married a man I can confidently recite the biblical history thereof. I know every crevice of his smile lines and the innermost dramas of Alchemax's workplace. I know the secret handshake he shares with our daughter, know the way he hums when he cooks, know the way he kisses me when he gets home from work. I know Miguel, I do. I know him. But this is not Miguel. In which Y/n O'Hara has to come to terms with the fact that her husband died doing a job she didn't know about and is replaced by a red-eyed alternate version of him from another reality. Oh, and this version's a vampire, too.

The fact that Finn – her boyfriend – doesn’t cross her mind even once whenever her thoughts decide to wander towards the enigma that is Lexa Woods, should scare the shit out of her. She should be feeling guilty, but instead she’s too wrapped up in the brunette athlete with the forest green eyes; attempting to decrypt every quirk of those plump limps, every word uttered from them, every crinkle of that regal nose, every flutter of those eyelashes or touch from those sinfully long fingers – until she can find… What? What is she even looking for? or Clarke and Lexa have an arrangement. You know, the typical 'We're both attracted to each other, so why not screw each other's brains out?' type arrangement. And that is all fine and dandy, until they catch feelings for each other. They both know they should stop what they're doing; that what they have will only end up in pain and disappointment. But addiction works in strange ways, and neither girl seems to be able to resist the pull the other girl has.

After Lena finds out about Kara’s secret identity, she doesn’t want to have anything to do with her former best friend/ long time crush. But when a mysterious new woman waltzes into Kara’s life and takes a special interest in the reporter, Kara finds herself intrigued. The people in Kara’s life worry that this new woman might be too good to be true, while Kara just wishes everyone could be happy for her. Lena will have to decide whether she wants to hold on to her pride, or save the girl she worked so hard on hating.

There's that deep visceral type of sadness that finds a home inside your bones and never seems to leave. Some days it's ignorable, just a minor obstacle in your day. Other times it's loud and true, grasping at every inch of your being and filling your senses with such emotion that it feels like it's too much. Regret, sadness, anger. All of them add up to what swallowed the brothers up whole: grief. Even though they had Tommy back that feeling still rang true in their hearts. Their Tommy was still dead and gone, forgotten if fate decides it so. If this Tommy, this strange and broken and angry Tommy, stuck around, were they expected to forget about their Tommy? ~ or: i heard someone say "what if passerine wilbur and techno met dsmp tommy" and my brain has not stopped thinking since please

Bruce had always assumed the gamma-green lock of hair meant his soulmate would be someone he met either as, or relating to, the Hulk. Little did he realize that the very same colour represented the spell that had all but defined his soulmates life.

Percy’s mother was nice, pretty, caring and terribly unlucky. Percy knew that. He knew that his mother had been through a lot, and he also knew that the tale she had told him, about parents that died in plane crashes and uncles that died of cancer, was not the truth. Or at least not the entirety of it anyway. He still remembered the one time he had found this book squashed somewhere in the last nook of the bookshelf. It was a deep green and when he opened it the name Saffine Riddle was written on the upper left corner in neat letters. Or: When a long forgotten letter resurfaces, secrets of the past start to unravel that might change the course of history forever. Or: The one in which Sally is Voldemorts runaway squib daughter, the Gods have beef with the wizards, Percy is going through divine puberty, English weather sucks even more than usual, Dumbledore is suspicious, the Golden Trio are surprisingly apt detectives, the Slytherins fancy themselves traditionalists, everyone is prone to joining cults and Snape is just trying to teach potions.

“What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?” There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.” OR after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way. *** nominated for the “Best Homeless” and “Identity Reveal” fic in the 2022 Irondad Creator Awards!

Harry Hart is a sociopath, yes, but he's a sociopath who loves Eggsy. or 5 times Harry showed his true colours and 1 time Eggsy really sees it.

It all begins here in Winter, 1996. Left in the streets of LA, a blue-eyed boy finds his home. This is his story, his life, what he learns and who he grows up to be. And all it took was a little love. - OR the Athena adopts Buck fic. [Completed 4/16/2023: Crescendo] <3<3<3

You have C Lunch?” Louis asks, peering over at Harry's work. The problem Harry’s just finished is printed neatly, the correct answer circled. Harry’s finger marks the next problem in his book as he copies it onto the page. It doesn’t look like he’s stealing the answers out of the back. Nice. He’s dimpled and smart. And probably gay. [The American High School AU in which no one is cool (except Niall) and Harry wears a rainbow bracelet.]

Peter Parker had broken his phone during one of his fights. He fixed it of course but little to his knowledge Ned's number had been mixed around creating a whole new number. This is crack treated seriously but occasionally pure crack.

“Do you have gills?” “...What?” Harrison blushed but repeated his question with growing confidence, “Do you have gills? Malcolm was saying how you can breathe underwater but that's not possible with human lungs as-” “Woah, calm down, buddy,” Percy chuckled nervously, his eyes searching for an escape from the conversation, “I don’t know how I can do it, I just can.” The look he got told him what Harrison thought of that, “You figured out you can breathe underwater and didn’t want to know why?” “I’m a son of Poseidon.” He missed the days that sentence caused a greater reaction than the rolling of eyes. Wait, no he didn’t. “Yes but did that change your anatomy? Does it impact your ability to breathe oxygen? Do you-” “Annabeth probably knows the answer to those questions and she’s a lot smarter than me. Why don’t you go ask her?” Percy interrupted, knowing that if he let a child of Athena start asking questions they wouldn’t stop. “I did. She told me to ask you.” Oh. Well, shit.

Donnie had been working on this for a few months; a machine that could help Mikey train with his mystic hands, making it so he would be able to open portals a lot easier, with his help of course. As Donnie began typing away on his laptop, Mikey looked over at the circular machine standing before him before looking back at his brother. "Are you sure this is gonna work, Don?" "Of course it will! Why wouldn't it?" Mikey gave a concerned side-eye look at the equipment wired to his arms. "You know.. Just call it a hunch?"_TLDR: A crossover where Rise! Donnie gets booted to the 2012 universe (and maybe giving him some very much needed emotional moments)

“Well, someone ate my cake!” Izuku yelled the only voice heard in a room of sixteen. He quickly turned to Sero, pointing his finger at him. “What about you? I’m guessing you don’t know either?” “I- I..” The boy was quickly cut off by Izuku, “I- I,” He mocked. “Just stop. Which one of you assholes ate my cake? The cake that I labeled in marker with my name, which you couldn’t even wipe off correctly for god's sake.”------- Featuring: Someone eats Izuku's cake (cough Mina) and the class finds out what true fear is. Izuku goes feral over his cake.

When Steve Harrington goes missing Hopper and the rest of The Party are hell-bent on getting him back, but the investigation leads them to find out a lot more about their favourite babysitter than they could have ever imagined...

“Ever since he can remember, Kyan Reki has known the feeling of abandonment like the back of his own hand.” or Reki and Langa’s friendship has been blossoming by the day, but a new student might just kick Reki right back to square one.

Set during the Christmas break of Harry's fifth year.Harry can't sleep, so he takes a walk and ends up bumping into Draco Malfoy. Verbal jabs are exchanged but then things start to get deep, and they both find out more than they intended about the other.

"Come, sweetheart, sit on Daddy's cock."Complying, the small boy whimpered when he pulled his wet fingers from his ass, but climbed up his father's large body without much complaint. "P- Put it in, Papa..." Eren sniffed, rubbing his weeping erection into the blonde's stomach."Baby, you tied me up, so you have to put it in yourself. This is the consequence." basically this is WAY under aged eren uses handcuffs on WAY over aged erwin and has to learn how to fuck himself on his daddy's cock all by himself

“If that omega isn’t you, then I don’t really care.” “But—“ “And if we’re talking about compatibility, I think we’re more than compatible. You take my knot just fine don’t you Yuuji?” Megumi practically purrs as he closes the distance between them until they’re only a hair's breadth away from each other.

'Cause you’re too sexy, beautiful. And everybody wants a taste. Jeongguk waits to claim Taehyung and they both end up getting a little bit jealous.

Will is a young rescue omega that was saved from a mill, and Bedelia acquires him to breed and have pups with her pedigree alpha, Hannibal, once his first heat hits. Collars, begging, scent/come marking, and tropes dealing with breeding are questionably involved among other things. (Not Beta'd)

When the Black Eagles Strike Force's top mole in the Leicester Alliance is discovered, Byleth proposes a drastic plan to gather the necessary intelligence for an invasion. Hubert and Ferdinand will have to fake a clandestine relationship, feud with Edelgard, flee the Empire, and take refuge in the Alliance to begin gathering the information the emperor needs . . . assuming they don't kill each other in the process.

Izuku Midoriya unadvertedly bonds with a being from beyond the stars, gaining the one thing he wished for beyond everything. Powers. But all powers come with a price. Some are felt immediatly, some only manifests later. Some are Happily paid, while others are regretted forever. (A crossover between My Hero Academia and the Spiderman Franchise.)

After a series of hardships and childhood trauma, Isak Valtersen is forced into the gruelling world of street prostitution, a nightmare in which he feels completely alone. Even Bech Næsheim is the bored adolescent heir to a billion dollar empire, living in a penthouse and listlessly spending his parents money in attempts to ease the existential despair. When Even pulls up to Isak's corner in the early hours of a dreary Thursday morning, neither of them can expect how similar their respective desires are, despite their vastly different social rankings. *Or the Pretty Woman au that no one asked for.

So.......I've been searching for specific smut FICS lately, and surprise surprise, I can't just imagine something into existence. So I've decided to start writing some for myself. This is also posted on Wattpad, https://www.wattpad.com/story/282757142?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=BB_Gorls_Wife&wp_originator=NeymQ%2F84zX%2FnLiWAPdT25uF49yLRS1sIuOrdkTxJ20pwV3Ka%2F6C9wC67zMSyeGpUt3hBUy2xSOkhGW6m2nHn4qHhdkekJ%2BhRGluqpjnGp027HZzsHdmGozC4D0laqLWB