coran Novel & Fanfiction Archive

psych oglaf friends humor polyamory swimming hangover dancing Post-sex Banter sarcasm drabble pregnancy Costumes sunbathing disappointment domestication dialogue-only sybians kissing gross longing promises bittersweet Nostalgia backstory sleepovers romance crack rain family Angst fluff tweeting fisting handcuffs swingers commitment strap-ons infidelity escape ocean communication friendship memories desperation jealousy war pre-canon poisoning crossdressing legends seduction christmas fire arguing

A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

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Shot Through the Heart (And You're to Blame)

psych romance humor

Lassiter does something unexpected during a stressful moment, leading Shawn to re-evaluate their relationship.

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It Sounds Uncommon Nonsense

The BAU is called out to Santa Barbara on a case where Spencer Reid meets Shawn Spencer. Shawn helps put some things in perspective.

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The Dah-Ling Store-It-Yourself

The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer.

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Right Place, Wrong Time

17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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I've Heard It One Way

Shawn Spencer just got his appendix removed...and, at the same time, he's just found out that he has another problem. But he's not going to tell anyone. Until, one day, head detective Carlton Lassiter finds out his secret. Will this bring them closer together or ruin their friendship forever?

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Here a smut || There a smut || Everywhere a smut smut||

Just smut.....just smut for everything that I love. You can comment anyone you like and I will add them. || Reader-Inserts|| Will also include some of my Cullen x Elf Inquisitor.

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Halloween is for Criminals Too

It's almost Halloween and Santa Barbara's latest mugger is a big fan of the holiday. A fact Shawn discovers the hard way. Determined to unmask his mysterious assailant, Shawn and the gang must go undercover on the spookiest night of the year. Of course, things never go quite as planned. . .A tale of crime, love, and candy corn.

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Five Times Darcy Saved Someone from a Demon... And, Once When She Wished One Would Appear

Five crossovers where Darcy saves someone from a demon. And, the one crossover where she wanted a demon to appear.

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Paradise By the Gift Wrap Aisle

Shawn and Lassiter celebrate their first Valentine's Day together.

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Outed

A secret about a certain head detective is revealed, throwing Carlton's life into shambles. Dealing with the aftermath, he is surprised to find Shawn Spencer one of the few people he can still rely on, maybe even a friend. However, Carlton cannot help but remain suspicious of Shawn's real reason for helping him. What is it that the psychic is trying to hide? SLASH

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Pint-Sized Prompt Challenge - March 2017

NCIS emergency! psych supernatural naruto drabbles stalking obsession papabear!fornell teamleader!tony sleepdeprived!chet stalked!tony stalked!mulder traumatized!tim angry!lassiter lovestruck!danno annoyed!jim guilty!john drunk!dean drunk!sam drugged!reid drunk!tony drunk!abby drunk!tim vampire!tony betrayed!danno traumatized!sasuke

Written for the pint sized prompt challenge on r/fanfiction. Multiple shows involved. Multiple pairings/characters! NCIS, Emergency, Psych. Each chapter is a separate drabble. All can be read alone. Warning/Tags in each chapter. There will be 31 drabbles, one for each day of the month. Will be updating tags/relationships/characters/etc daily.

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Little Pieces

River met Shawn in the Academy. It's years before she sees him again.

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How I Spent My Zombie Apocalypse (by Shawn Spencer, age 33 3/4)

The outbreak reaches Santa Barbara, and an odd little family grows a little bit bigger. And odder.

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Hotmess

Carlton’s mystified by Shawn acting up again.

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Sunshowers

Juliet rescues Carlton from another lonely, boring Christmas.

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