angelina johnson/harry potter

...and the one time he lets them see it aka 5 times the kids torment Bruce, and the time that he actually arranges a meet-up and minds are blown

The coronavirus has hit Gotham, and through a boredom induced decision, Tim decides to make a Tik Tok account and have some fun....I’ve no idea what this is, but whew, I’m having fun.(Edit: October 31st 2020, I know exactly what this is, and man I had so much fun guys)

“Boss, something is wrong! That’s -" A body morphed in the glass case - a tall stature, solid bones and golden skin layered on the silhouette. A fist shot through the liquid, smashing into the glass. The glass shattered into fragmented pieces. The figure fell down on his knees, hands splayed, long hair obscured his face. He lifted his head and inhaled sharply. Vivid green eyes stared ahead at the group of masked men. He was alive.“Who…who are you?”Eren, his mind whispered silently, Eren Yeager. (Eren Yeager gets tossed into the DC universe)

Bullets, knives, a three story fall, even a fucking crowbar hadn't managed to keep Jason down permanently, but Dick Grayson (and the rest of his "family") was going to kill him with kindness.

People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn. People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving. Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank? Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread? Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.

A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne. Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.

When Jason is the victim yet again of the Joker's personal war with Batman, the batfamily begins to tear apart at the seams. Tim spearheads a risky mission to recover their fallen brother in an effort to hold them together. The last thing he expects to find on the other side of a mortuary door is a very much alive Jason Todd. But Jason's resurrection raises more questions than answers and Tim finds himself at odds with the rest of the family as he tries to uncover the truth of the second Robin's apparent immortality.

Then: The year is 2013. Jason Todd is alive, fourteen years old, and about to follow Sheila Haywood, his birth mother, into the hands of the Joker. All he wants is to save her life. Now: The year is 2018. Jason Todd was dead. But now he's a nineteen year old vigilante about to take down the latest C-Lister rogue. Unfortunately for him, its a rogue that specialises in time-travel technology. And what starts as an easy takedown...ends as a time travelling phenomenon. The two Jasons swap places.

After being outed to his parents and hunted down by an officially-lost-it Vlad, Danny finds himself down one home, two parents (who had gone full blown Hunter on him), a stable life and education, and a lot of blood. The only thing he had going for him was that the weird British guy he'd landed in front of seemed nice. Maybe he wouldn't turn him over to the Hunters. Meanwhile, Alfred just found a meta clone of Young Master Damian bleeding out in the Foyer, and is definitely Not Freaking Out. ***PROBABLY PERMANENT HIATUS/ABANDONED. My writing style has evolved and my knowledge of both DC and DP has increased, and it's to the extent that I do not feel that I will ever be able to get back to this story. My apologies for the inconvenience. If someone wants to pick it up they are welcome to it.***

It starts with a picture of a boy in Gotham, apparently called Robin and a vigilante/hero.Followed by an uproar, both in the news and within the League.But the information on Batman, and Gotham in general, that the League had was sparse at best.And not everything is black and white, especially in GothamSo they might just end up with more questions than answers and Gotham doesn't take kindly on being intruded upon. (or alternatively: How the League found out that describing Gotham and its protector(s) with 'The city with the highest crime rate, protected by the vigilante Batman' doesn't even cover one-fifth of the truth.)

Follows a few of the blowjobs that Dick has given in the Batcave over the years. Pure PWP.

It's been 5 years since Jason died.It's been 4 years since he came back with a chip on his shoulder and a taste for bloodshed.It's been 2 years since he started trying to detox from the Lazarus Pit and rejoin the Family.It's only been a year since his last major blow-up with the Family, 9 months since the last time he injured a fellow Bat severely enough to land them on the sidelines for over a week. So this working together with Red Robin thing is still new, still fragile, and Jason is not the only one struggling to cope with it. And when a routine disruption of a smuggling operation takes an odd turn, Tim and Jason find themselves with a whole new perspective to sift through. *** AKA - that stand-alone Bodyswap (taken very seriously) Fic I promised.

"If once is an incident, twice is coincidence, and three times is a pattern, what's four?" Tim asked. "A mistake," Jason said between clenched teeth. "A big mistake."

A new vigilante called Phantom shows up in Red Hood's turf and rather than sending him packing, Jason decides to let him work for him. Meanwhile the cutest guy Jason has ever met named Danny moves into the apartment below his. Will Red Hood be able to play nice with Phantom, and will Jason be able to muster up the courage to ask Danny out? AKA: A Danny/Jason fic with a lot of emotionally constipated Bruce who's currently in an arc where he pulls his head out of his ass.

Cat and Lena Grant-Luthor are the most powerful women in National City, and rank no. two on the all time richest in the world. They've been with each other for years, carrying one another through thick and thin. Now they are both bored and feel as if something is lacking in their lives. They decided to invest in their very own alien, purchasing her from the Fort Rozz black market so that they could participate in Roulette's Extreme CTF (Capture The Flag). Cat and Lena only meant for it to be as a form of entertainment to cure their boredom and bring a little excitement to their marriage and their lives. And it did, but what happens next is not what they had in mind. I'm always writing stuff no one asks for, but ya didn't know ya needed it until you read it. >:] The rules of the game? Don't die.

Peter Parker no longer exists in his world. Strange sent him to another. Now, alone in a world that is not his own, Peter has to find a way to live. Life in Gotham comes a set of problems all its own.

A new vigilante has started to stalk the criminals of Gotham and unlike the Bat, he's ending them where they stand. Batman is trying to team up with Nightwing to put the serial killer behind bars but between his own ailments, Dick's distraction with a mysterious and foul-mouthed young man named JT Bennet, and Tim's constant interrogations he's not sure he'll survive this investigation. (This story contains some canon but does not follow it. I cannot warn enough that this story is NOT canon compliant and because of this some characters will be a little OOC. Dick Grayson is GCPD instead of Bludhaven because I didn't like the man he became once he moved there. Other stuff changes to fit my story line. This is a male on male slash story with some explicit content.)

5 times the Justice league stumble upon a Batfamily member because Batman keeps avoiding to actually introduce them. +1 time he did but it wasn’t one of his children.

Tim gets gravely injured while on a mission. Luckily, wanted criminal, murderer, and mob boss Red Hood is there to save him, but due to an unfortunate mishap involving copious amounts of glitter, the Batcave’s medical stores have been destroyed. Instead, the closest emergency supplies are one Zeta away—in the Justice League’s Watchtower.

Poison Ivy has captured Nightwing, which means a very serious rescue mission is necessary.

Anon asked: The first time omega Bruce spent his heat was when he still in training with Ra's Al Ghul. Alpha Ra's managed to take Bruce to secure place at the few first time but as time moved on, Bruce became so desperate that he practically humping and grinding and licking him when they were alone. One man can only take so much teasing. Or the one where Damian is the resulting child of a heat Bruce spent with Ra's Al Ghul.