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AU: Wing!fic - Clint's arms turn into wings. Takes place immediately after "Aerials." Clint and Bruce wake up and spend the morning together.

Finn and Jack made a bet, and the loser will do the winner said for twenty-four hours; But the catch is, the loser has to wear a maid suit. As they do the bet, Jack slip a little something before they start the bet.

Oliver decides to make his move on Felicity during a Halloween Party at the Queen Mansion but will his plan work? Without spoiling the plan, it's probably one of the best kisses ever featured in a movie.

You help Rick relax after a long, taxing day in Alexandria.

He clicks on the link. It redirects him to twitter, and Zoro goes still immediately once the post opens, his eyes widening as the pictures load. Whatever he's been expecting, it surely wasn't that._OR Sanji is the proud owner of a femboy account and posts adult content to the internet to get by in life; Zoro just happens to like the man's smile (and content). Shenanigans ensue.

Following their arranged marriage, Castiel travels to the lands of his new husband Dean. Before they reach the capital they have to pass through the Great Forest and Castiel gets to learn a thing or two not only about Dean's culture, but also about how little he likes the near absolute darkness that descends upon the forest as night falls.

“I could try to find someone to pretend to date you,” she said almost flippantly. “It sounds terrible, but it can’t be worse than what Dad has you doing.” ——— Gepard is constantly being set up on blind dates by his father, in the hopes of getting an heir. Gepard is losing sleep over it, so Serval has the “perfect” solution: fake dating. The only problem is, her idea of the perfect fake date is Sampo Koski. Joy. Can Gepard make it out of this without catching feelings? And why does Sampo seem to be hiding something…?

Ever since the elevator incident, Takagi's been watching Conan. A case comes up that gives him the perfect opportunity, but when things go wrong they find themselves in the hands of a professional criminal, with seemingly no chance of escape. Turns out things are much worse than they think.

Himchan leans in, giving Yongguk a devious look and lowering his voice as if that’s going to prevent the rest of the boys from hearing every word. "Like you've never wanted to take little Junhong here over your knee and spank him. Maybe you should even find a paddle. Then he'd really get the point of the punishment." Or: Yongguk and Junhong are teased by the other boys, Yongguk closes himself off, Junhong tries to get him to talk about it, and they both end up surprised.

After growing up in the shadow of war, Prince Lance of Altea would give almost anything to bring peace back to his people. So when a Galran ambassador arrives with an offer to make that a reality, Lance knows he can't refuse. Even if it means binding himself to his enemy's prince for as long as they both shall live.

Anthony likes it when Ian dresses up for him, Ian likes the aftermath far more.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

Keith is blind. Shiro is not. Chocolate wafer sticks are involved.

An au where Stiles is an art student and Derek is a drama dork and they have the sex

The story of Bai Qian/Mo Yuan. From the renowned novel turned top-rated TV Show "Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms" It was fate that brought them together first and then tore them away. But if the hearts stay true to each other, their path will cross again. The fateful reunion was finally here.

Tag to 5.03. Sick!Neal. Written for ivorysilk, because she commanded it, AGAIN. ;) This will most certainly be jossed on Thursday.

Working in an office can sometimes get boring. Hanamaki and Matsukawa often have to find ways to entertain themselves, and some of their methods are more appropriate than others. This is a Matsuhana one-shot that goes along with Seijoh, Inc.

Sebastian Smythe needs a strange kind of love, one who will just lie down and take it. When he can’t find it elsewhere he accesses his accounts to pay for a sex worker in a brothel two towns away. A young male, Kurt, sees his request form and happily obliges to be himself; a lingerie wearing, pain-loving man in need of Sebastian’s strange love. Things go awry when Kurt comes to work with more bruises than Sebastian gave him and so begins a beautiful relationship.

Lady Hogwarts awakes and decides to help her favourite daughters and sons...

Spock has just graduated with highest honors from the Vulcan Science Academy when Nero destroys his planet. Lucky to escape with his life, he is bound for Earth on a rescue ship where he meets a strange fellow traveler: an elder version of himself. Disturbed by his counterpart's experiences in his own timeline, Spock vows never to follow the desires of his human half. But when a man named Jim Kirk comes into Spock's life, he's faced with a struggle to find the balance between Vulcan and human.

“Sir, is everything alright? You didn’t skip out on medbay again, did you?” Kenobi shakes hir head, opens hir mouth, then hesitates. Ze makes a frustrated face, and a gesture Cody doesn't understand. “Something wrong with your voice?” Cody guesses, and Kenobi makes another face and a so-so gesture. “Are you sure you don’t need to go to medbay? You could have been exposed to something on the mission–” In which Obi-Wan is not having a good day, and Cody helps.

An AU in which Zayn learns to swim and let loose a little, and maybe finds love along the way. or the one where Zayn is a graduate student roped into taking care of his sister's kid and Harry's a charming, albeit eccentric swimming instructor.

Harry thought nothing of his Aunt Petunia until he saw her in a sexy dress

Biding his time after his failed rebellion, Balon Greyjoy learns that his erstwhile heir is returning home at the new Lord of Winterfell's behest, seeking terms for an alliance between the Iron Islands and the newly crowned King in the North. In one timeline, with his decision weighed upon his sense of pride and his sense of pragmatism, Balon's pride won out. But what if he made a different choice?

Rei's been distant from his teammates since regionals. Nagisa decides it requires the effort of their entire team to "reassure" him. Some Rin/Haru thrown in there for good measure.