The Butler and the Revolutionary/The Captain and the Creep

Another oneshot that's been floating around my hard drive for ages: What /are/ Hermione and the Weasley twins getting up to during all those time-turned hours? Well, this, among other things. Contains much overthinking of kissing, slight twincest, situational humor, and relatively little snogging. The Marauders get a Map Cameo.

Kurt's senior year is going beautifully. He has his boyfriend at McKinley and they've taken their private relationship to new levels. But a chance encounter at Breadstix makes him realize that he and Blaine might not be as "out" as he'd like to think they are.

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

Dr. Hermann Gottlieb came into existence sixteen years ago. He wasn't born then - he just stopped being Owen Harper. Of course, then Captain Jack Harkness had to come visit the Hong Kong Shatterdome. Meanwhile, Newt's just trying to figure out what's up with Hermann while simultaneously attempting to save the world.

Tony can't shake the guilt of nearly killing Steve while under the Purple Man's control.

She had spoken out of turn, but she didn't regret it. A small spark that lit the way towards a friendship that would have them both reconsidering their paths in life. Alone they were strong, but together they burned out their regrets and realized that maybe the way of the world, wasn't the way of their world.

Alhaitham first noticed the changes in Kaveh’s scent in the midst of their slumber. Something definitely wasn’t right. It couldn’t be just him imagining things…right?

Making a new life, in a new place, is a lot easier said than done. Particularly when people from your old one continue to haunt you. For Tony DiNozzo it's something he's done many times before, its never been quite like this though.

Someone or something, darted across the room like a swift flicker of a candle, an unknown intruder with a menacing presence. Ever since Katniss had seen the districts crumble before her eyes, she had been hunted and targeted by bio weaponize creatures. Katniss sat up straight, quickly grabbing the switchblade that was under her pillow and held at towards the source of the demonic presence. “Who are you?” She shouted, voice straining with demanding sharpness. “I'm here for Peeta” the darkness said. Katniss swallowed back the knot in her throat, grasping the blade with shaky, trembling hands. “I won't let you take him.”

Dean has been having the same dream every night for a week, and Sam pays it no mind until something goes wrong during a hunt. Castiel attempts to perform a spell, but gets sucked into Dean's subconscious instead.

Dean needs a new body part and Sam doesn't cope well with any of it. (A very AU!AU borrowing the lovely idea from Time Is on My Side - somewhat Burton inspired and super unserious.)

International Playboy Jeon Jungkook meets Flirty Park Jimin. What could go wrong?

Written for the prompt: Harry just wants to be good.

Jungkook didn't know it yet ,but a slip of the tongue, could lead him into a downward spiral. Now he has to deal with a possessive Park Jimin and he is willing to do anything to take revenge.

“If you wanted, you could share the bed again,” Steve said, still studiously looking at the wall directly in front of him. “We used to do it all the time, before. It isn’t weird. Not for me, anyway.” Whatever Bucky had been expecting, that hadn’t been it. “Oh,” he said. “I’m gonna go brush my teeth,” Steve said, and disappeared down the hallway.

"I double checked it myself; the science is sound," Val said. "This product really does attract male spiders.” Johnny’s mind had gone curiously blank. “Male spiders,” he said. “Huh.” “I wonder if I could weaponize it,” Valeria said, tilting the tablet.

It’s not the first time Jake’s been naked in Ryder’s basement. It is, however, the first time he’s been coaxed nude in under five minutes. And if he's extremely lucky the others will follow his lead.

Hope sees Klaus dancing with Cami, the smile on her face is true but his isn't so she goes to find someone that can help but is her journey pointless?

hari is done with fake friends and puppet masters. she breaks her bonds and ensures she will survive this war.

Hinata Shouyou had been scared for a very long time, of *him*, of what other people thought, of himself even. But Hinata is finding that with the help of those close to him he's getting braver again.

“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?” “Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.” She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January. “Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.” He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again. --- Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.

Phichit and Yuuri take their plugged up lover out to play.

It took Phil years to convince Clint that his "condition" isn't something that he needs to protect Phil from, that being a werewolf doesn't make him any less human than he has always been. Clint wants so badly to believe Phil, wants to believe that he can still have a normal life, or as normal as working for SHIELD can be. But when they give in to one night of careless passion, the consequences of their actions may change all of that... Phil took a deep breath and leaned forward to catch Clint’s face in his hands. Clint’s entire body was sheened with sweat, and even in the dim light Phil could see that his eyes were a lighter shade of sky blue than his normal blue-green, and there was a small tuft of grey fur between his eyes, a barest hint of a coat over the back of Clint’s normally smooth arms and all the way down his spine. He was still human, only with some animal features that looked like special effects make up, and he was the most beautiful creature Phil had ever laid eyes on. “It’ll be okay, Clint.”

It's all fun and games until someone falls in love.

“Keith! Keith asked me out!”“...Ok, I’m really happy for you but it’s your turn to make dinner, Lance.”“He asked me out!”Pidge and Hunk share a look before Hunk shrugs helplessly and Pidge sighs. “Fine, I’m going to order take out.”“I HAVE A DATE WITH KEITH!” (That time when Keith finally asks Lance out and stood him up by mistake.)