A Nameday Gift For Jaime

Dave is forced to join the school band because of his not-so-swell behavior, and meets some of the people he's bound to never forget.

"You and Scott decided that the big bad wolf should get a chance to redeem himself, and guess what? I was punished for your bad decisions. Again. I'd say 'silly human' but I'm not that either. Not anymore and not by my fucking choice."

to simply put it, izuku was a ball of energy. he loved to keep himself busy throughout the day to keep his energy levels at bay. though, what is he to do when he is utterly brimming with energy and nothing to do? well… perhaps katsuki will give him something to do with all of that energy.

When Emma kisses Hook, Regina expresses her opinion as she always does - with an abundance of angry sass. This is what should have occurred between then and the Echo Caves.

"I think my dead son is haunting the manor," says Draco when Harry runs into him in an antique book shop. Driven by yearning and suspicion, Harry offers his help and is drawn into a web of secrets and half-forgotten nightmare. Featured Book: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

Seven-year-old Otabek knew two things - he wasn't really related to a dragon, and he was never going to fall in love. Things like that belonged only in fairy tales.

Kirishima shrugged and looked at the notebook. It looked pretty normal on the outside, nothing really special. Just a black notebook. He opens it… and stares. Small doodles of himself are everywhere. Smiling, frowning, with his hair down… and most of them had angrily drawn hearts next to them. He flips through the pages, finding a few more doodles of himself, but a few other doodles as well. Some of Kaminari, some of Ashido... Even a couple of Midoriya! Near the end of the book, hidden between blank pages, is a full portrait of himself, rather than cute chibi doodles. He has his hand on his chin and a small smile, his crimson hair brushed down and smooth, looking towards the viewer… Or the artist.

Newt really, really wants to go to the convention for the best scifi film of the last 20 years, Atlantic Edge, but he doesn't have the money. Or: Newt and Hermann have to pretend to be engaged, everyone has a sad past, Mako owns a coffee shop, Raleigh's a giant puppy, and Hannibal Chau writes self-insert fanfic.

Alcohol brings out the worst in people, it brings out cat tendencies in awkward Changkyun.

Jim Moriarty gets a live-in one, just like Sherlock. Although he does lose his temper at times, as long as she abides by three simple rules, he keeps her satisfied and well-kept. As The Fall draws near, Sherlock manages to uncover a secret that makes the game that much more interesting. Just how ordinary is ordinary, and how innocent is the criminal’s pet?

Someone finds accidental footage of someone having sex.

UNDER A SEVERE EDIT.You've read this before? No you didn't Edited up to ch 6.

(Un)life seems pretty good for Phoenix Wright, recently made vampire. Miles is his boyfriend, Franziska no longer wants to kill him, and he's finally getting a handle on the "vampire-superpowers" thing. Kinda. It's a work in progress. It would be perfect if he could just get Miles into bed... or at least get the prosecutor to stop acting so weird... or if he could figure out what his murderous vampiric sire is plotting out there in the dark... There will be snark. There will be horrible misunderstandings. There will be sex. There will be blood.

Alastor’s shadow has a mind of its own, thank you very much. It does what it’s told when it comes to Alastor, but whenever its master has nothing specific planned for it, his shadow likes to wander. To explore the depths of the hotel and try and get a feel for it. Sneaking around, trying to scare other people’s shadows, and see if it can gather any useful information for Alastor. But his shadow is also an extension of its master, the thoughts he cannot bring himself to voice aloud. What happens when his shadow begins to wrap itself around a certain spider?

As per tradition, the soon-to-be Queen of Altea appoints a ceremonial guard to accompany her during the coronation. But spending six months at Allura's side may prove more difficult for Shiro than keeping her alive.

Newt needed to find a razor, for Hermann's sanity if for nothing else.

Born from a kink meme prompt: "Sub!Grantaire is denied orgasm until he accepts that he’s beautiful. He doesn't think he is, but his Dom Enjolras certainly does.”

Lance has recently been chosen by Black to be the new black paladin until Shiro returns. His team does not respect him. His feelings are hurt by that. They're supposed to be a space family.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be. Nine moments of Yunho and Changmin.

Sam loves to eat in, and his little sister is always on the menu.

Taehyung's best friend Jiminie went missing when he was twelve years old.Six years later Taehyung is working in New York's most prestegious strip club, LIE, when he meets the owner of the club and his boss, a mob syndicate heir who looks eerily like the best friend he had thought was dead.

Being a single mom hadn't been the plan, but that was okay. You were going to be fine, somehow, because you had to be. Meeting an odd and handsome stranger in the park makes that prospect a little bit easier.

A meandering random look at the relationship between Patric Jane and Grace Van Pelt done in eight parts

What if Experiment 1188 wasn't the first CatNap? What if there was one before, one that fits perfectly in with the Smiling Critters? What if Harley Sawyer couldn't create two Bigger Bodies of one toy? What if the second never ended up quite right? And... What if that CatNap escaped 10 years ago only to return with an employee? How would he change this story? Or I wanted Smiling Critter fluff and this is how I've decided to do it