A Nameday Gift For Jaime

Snow falls, rats multiply, cops converge, Mae gets a job. These might actually be the endtimes, Bea thinks.

Kurt and Blaine discover and explore a new kink together.

Hermione meets a lone wolf in the forbidden forest. The lone wolf develops a fascination with the girl. Written for the group Quills & Parchment - "Not Quite Human".

As Prometheus tortures him, Oliver holds on tight to hope. His team, his friends, his family…they are his strength, and they will find him. He trusts them; he trusts all of them. But more than anything, he trusts her. Felicity. He knows she will find him, and in the end, she does…. ...But at what cost? Based on the promo for 5x17 (no spoilers beyond what the promo shows).

Phil needs to see Clint. The last time he saw him was when his eyes were blue, and Phil can't handle being away any longer. First he has to get through the team, though, and they're not keen on letting him in. They're protective like that.

Carlos looks after the quivering mess that Cecil becomes following a long day of re-education, and is terrified when a letter arrives at the lab summoning him to City Hall the next day. It turns out that re-education in Night Vale isn't anywhere near as painful as Carlos had feared.

“Get on the bed, sensei, it’s time for me to fuck you now,” Satoru hums. “I won’t tell my dad, you’ll get to keep your job, and all will be forgiven.” Suguru hesitantly asks, “You won’t do this to me again?” “Haahaa,” shrewd laughter escapes from Satoru in reply. He runs a hand up his hair, flashing him a cocky smile that knows his dick is just as big as his ego. “Sure.” Or, rich entitled brat Gojo Satoru is pissed he got a zero on his essay. So he threatens to have his home tutor Geto Suguru fired, unless he lets Satoru fuck him.

There's probably a reason why most head detectives need a partner, especially when that partner is Junior Detective Moon Bin.

Or, "The Gang Tends Bar: A Coda." “Hey, man. Can I, uh, show you something in the, in the ladies’ room real quick?” Dennis says, and his teeth are a bit clenched, his jaw set, but his tone is still uncharacteristically soft. Despite all the tension in his body, Dennis’s voice remains at odds with the rest of him. After a pause, he throws in a “please” for good measure. “Yeah, sure man,” Mac says. “What’s up, is there something wrong with one of the toilets now that we’ve been getting female customers or something?” “What?” Dennis says, shaking his head. “No, Mac, there’s nothing wrong with the toilets. I just, uh. Wanted to show you something. In the ladies’ room. You know?” His brows are raised, and he’s peering up at Mac through his lashes with this expression that reads like he’s expecting Mac to catch some hidden meaning in his words. But Mac’s not too good at picking up on things like that. Now it’s his turn to get nervous. “I - Okay, Dennis. Sure.”

The promised Halloween mini for Zabuza, thanks to her inspiring post, and everyone else, of course.

I get a lot of requests to write short imagines on my tumblr. This will be just one big dump of them. My tumblr: the-marvel-imagines-blog.tumblr.com

After two years in the Air Force, Chris's superior officer suddenly gave him a month's leave. “We know you’ve been taking suppressants, Sergeant Schistad, and that’s commendable. But you need to understand the potential impact of long-term medication on Alpha mental stability. In the future, you will be one of our top pilots, and we need you to control your Alpha heat cycle in a more… natural and healthy way.” In short, his job required him to have a stable sex life. Not the kind you have in the back alleys of a bar near the military base with a flirty bartender. Or, an arranged marriage AU. Title from Frank Ocean's Lost.

Or: Fuck Treasure Island, And Also Actual History, And Probably Season Four Canon, Too "He is so terribly in love with you," Madi murmurs to him from out of nowhere, sitting easy in the curve of his arm in the shade of their small porch.

kim (@Iuthorlena on twitter): coffee shop au where kara encounters a customer who's always on her phone when she orders and kara considers it Rude and Annoying so she mispells the beautiful brunette's name every day till the brunette comes without her phone...

“There are less stupid ways to prove you’re brooding Jughead.” “Are there?” He asked. “Do you have a list?” Betty catches Jughead smoking, but everything is not as it first appears. Set between 1.02 and 1.03.

Dex should have known better than to think he could ever do casual with Derek Nurse.

After the neon party, still 100% confirmed Heterosexual Hyunwoo can't seem to stop thinking about the pretty boy with the pink tongue ring who went down on him. But he's not into him and he definitely doesn't want to take him up on that offer. Not at all.

"Morgana?" Arthur rolls his eyes and sasses him for asking, and Merlin is used to it, really. He should be by now. “Yes, Morgana. She needs you to lift … something.”

(Y/n) has only known a life of crime for most of his life, until she came and turned his life around...

Viagra is the best thing that ever happened to Charles and Erik's sex life, leading directly to the best thing that's happened to them since Lorna. But as happy as they are to be adding to their family, that doesn't mean there won't be some hurdles along the way.

Zayn has a crush on Harry not knowing that he and Louis are together and catches them having sex on the tour bus.

Rosie Watson-Holmes conducts an experiment on her dads.

A Handmaid's Tale was the first erotic movie I saw, the idea that women might be unable to conceive was interesting to me. Of course I tweaked it so some men can even as most women can't. Ianto is a professional 'Gifter' Jack and Gwen the latest couple to ask for a baby. Of course the best intentions always end in tears.

Inspired by an Imagine on the Tumblr blog DirtySPNImagines. "Imagine sex with Soulless!Sam. Imagine how rough, passionate, and desperate it would be. He would be so dominate and selfish, you wouldn’t even be able to walk the next day. I have a feeling he would also be really smug about it, wanting to leave marks all over you and make you scream so loud that it wakes up the entire motel floor."

Ritsu discovers something new about his powers. And then he takes it too far.