ordinal numbers mean nothing if you're not my last

In which Sokka tries to get Zuko to relax and succeeds a little too well.

Steve is an alpha and a servant to the aging lord Howard Stark. Bucky is lord Stark's beautiful new omega bride, and the new lady of Shield Hall. At first Steve tries to keep a respectful distance to his master's young wife, but he can't help but notice that lady Stark is throwing him looks as he waits on his table. And then one night, his lordship calls for Steve with an unusal request...

Inspired by lots of FFXV kinkmemesPrompto was born into this world to become Ardyn's.

It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh? Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.

Tim's trying to put things in perspective.

A prompt fic showcasing people and their sexual escapades with young girls.

Emmy couldn't believe it. Finally her Dad and Uncle Tony were coming home. If only she knew, if they'd be okay.

Lady Hogwarts awakes and decides to help her favourite daughters and sons...

"A fated destiny..." he frowned to himself, briefly tightening his grip on his soulmark. "To be honest, I'd rather not." "You don't exactly have a choice," his father deadpanned. At that, Tadashi scowled. Though this world had a lot of fascinating things, a soulmate was something that he could do without. It's not that he didn't think a soulmate would be interesting, but... The whole thing just seemed so troublesome. (There's a spinning compass on his wrist and an ache deep in his bones, but Tadashi refuses to let that stop him. Not now, when he can finally start over.)

Deliveryman wasn't exactly Derek's dream job but it helped put him through school so he couldn't complain. Especially since it helped him meet the love of his life.

Scott has noticed something strange about how Stiles smells since he became the True Alpha. He decides to ask Derek about it.

just cute idiots being idiots a perfectly imperfect mix of gay, friendship, pick up lines and love maybe a sprinkle of angst

"Falcon and Raven, Primrose and Vine, Son in the moonlight, Waiting to die." Hermione Granger is thrilled to learn that she's a witch, and rather less thrilled about the world she finds herself in once she steps foot inside Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Great power seems to lurk at her fingertips and potential allies abound, but the walls of the castle have ears, and the whisperers are very interested in one Hermione Granger. Who were her parents, really? What does everyone want from her? And Morgana, can somebody please get the Snakes to stop giving her a hard time? Over seven years, she'll learn who she is and what she's capable of, all under the shadow of a war that's about to recommence. Year 1: Chapters 1-4 Year 2: Chapters 5-7. Year 3: Chapters 8 & 9. Year 4: Chapter 10-???

He feels the world around him begin to shake, his back soaked with another's tears; and only then does it register to him that Spain is the one who's crying this time. "But why?" he whispers hoarsely, a mangled cry escaping his lips. "Why did it have to be you?" / A Spamano oneshot regarding the unification of Italy. ((Possible Sequel to "Standstill"))

“You’re refusing my hand in marriage! In what parallel universe is that not personal?!” Merlin is a single father working for his uncle’s newspaper. Arthur is in line to be the youngest CEO with a father who wishes him married with the possibility of offsprings in the future.

Loki has spent a thousand years searching for his Soulmate, traveling the skies and jumping through realms looking for the one whose spirit shines bright enough to bring him home. Tony has had a Soulmark since he was born, and knows his Soulmate is someone not of this world, but after years of heartbreak, after his parents death, after New York and his PTSD and losing Pepper, he has given up on the idea of true love, of a soulmate, and ignores the mark on his arm. When the Accords tear Tony’s life apart, he runs and leaves everything behind to live alone on the edge of a wild lake, drinking and staring out the window as he watches the seasons pass. But then Loki lands in his living room, and Tony comes face to face with his Soulmate, and suddenly has to deal with everything he had pushed away for all these years. Somehow together, they discover love, healing, and find the peace that only comes in the arms of your Soulmate. And at night Loki sings to Tony, the song of the Sky Traveler and the spirit light that called him home, two Soulmates whose bond was so strong not even death could keep them apart. (Re-edited and Reposted, divided into Chapters)

The boys decide to have their own party when Will doesn't get an invite to the party of the year. After many drinks Will is confronted by his Crush, a drunken Mike Wheeler who is far too flirty and clingy for Will to handle.-Fic Edited

A short “what-if” from 3.07 - Neal doesn’t interrupt Emma and Hook until several minutes later.

Jotaro changes Josuke

Stiles and Derek make a baby. (It's a little like a porno.)

When Penny shows up out of nowhere, Weiss and Ruby take it completely differently and somehow still end up in the same spot.

The first in the epic Mellon Chronicles.Mirkwood has suffered tragic losses in the Last Great Alliance, including her King. With the very survival of the kingdom at stake, Thranduil finds himself at deadly odds with his older brother Doriflen. When young Legolas becomes a pawn in his abusive uncle’s ruthless power games, the lies, deception and betrayal risk destroying more than just the young prince’s life.

There are better times than others to get stuck in an elevator. Amami learns that the hard way.

In Dragonstone, the years pass and her second life becomes more and more different from the first. Yet, Rhaenyra can't help but feel the looming of the war coming close at her heels, the shadows of those last years press against the back of her mind while she tries to father support in Westeros and divide the Green faction from the inside. In Essos, Daemon Targaryen is a prince in exile and a king far away from his kingdom determined to discover the conspiracies that have eaten away the strength of House Targaryen. In King's Landing, because of her husband's guilt and newfound conscience, Alicent Hightower realises she can't rely only on tradition or precedent and takes the future of her children and the ambitions of her House into her own hands.