Derek Doesn't Do Romance

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HOMO FOR SOME EXTRA HOMO HOMO. For Rovescio for being the cutest cute that was ever cute. She wanted Levi/Eren/Jean so voila! Basically nothing but sex. c:

In which Merlin's a part-time kindergarten teacher, and Arthur's watched too many chick flicks with Morgana to know what he's doing. Everything sort of snowballs from there, and Morgana never lets him live it down.

Sirius just can't believe what has happened.

Vex and Vax, and a quiet afternoon together after the Briarwoods.

Kylo stalked through the long corridors of the Finalizer on his way to Hux’s office, fury and hurt burning its way through him with each step closer. He should have known Hux hadn't meant it, would break his promise and leave Kylo to look the fool upon his return. He had been gone just shy of two weeks, his only desire to return and see Hux waiting for him as he had sworn he would be. But all that had greeted him as he descended the shuttle ramp had been a cold hanger bay crawling with troopers and technicians. Arriving at Hux’s office door, Kylo didn't even bother with knocking. Using the Force, he ripped the door open and stormed in only to stop in surprise, the angry words on the tip of his tongue finding a rather quick death as he took in the scene before him.

In which Yuuri becomes a pornstar and is 'training' under the one and only, the Living Legend, Vitya. Or the fic where, for Yuuri, sex comes first and love comes after. FIC DISCONTINUED.