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I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—” “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me. “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge. He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

Melinda had just got out of the bathroom when a leather-gloved hand cupped her mouth. She had given up men for two years, but that night she found a stranger in her bedroom. Against all odds, things were going to change for both of them.

Lee Minho was a solitary witch working out of his successful magic shop in Seoul with only his cats as company. He got many unusual customers, human and supernatural alike, but none of them had ever surprised him as much as Yang Jeongin, an oracle bursting into Minho's life and bringing the other six boys from his pack too. A wolf pack with many species other than wolves, Minho has never quite met anyone like them. And despite his protests, he finds himself getting involved to help keep them safe. Along the way, they teach him about friendship, love and finding a place to belong.

Phil Coulson is SHIELD's best handler for a reason: he can deal with the broken people that nobody else can manage but desperately need anyway. So he comes up with an unusual teambuilding technique to shore up the Avengers.

After Hollow Mind, Hunter runs. Finding himself is a lot harder than he thought it would be.

Joker: I removed the clothes. Nice close up image on the Void.Oracle: can i drink itJoker: I mean you’ll probably get sick but go for it.Oracle: drink the hidden snaccQueen: Futaba for the love of god, please do not. ...Or in which I got bored and decided to try my hand at a group chat fic. This is super dumb and is mostly a joke that gets a little more serious as we go alone. Spoilers for and following Madarame's palace. Don't take this too seriously, this is just for fun. Does get a little darker towards later chapters.

A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.

Taehyung's taken under the wings of Namjoon and his groupchat filled with dysfunctional misfits—people trying to find their places in life. He thinks it'd be an easy distraction. (Here's a secret: he hadn't expected it to make old hurts feel again.) Joonie added Taehyung to BoyswithWUT Joonie:hi, taehyung! it's kim namjoon! :) Taehyung:ahhhkidnapper hyungnim, hello Hobi:LMAO SDHAHDSJH i— (Here's a secret: he hadn't expected to bloom. Taehyung bloomed.) ~ on mid-season hiatus!

"Being reborn into a fictional universe is dope. If you can cause a little chaos, of course." A doppelganger self-insert written by someone who is sick of the same stories and would just like to mess around a bit. Written completely for myself. Might not follow any plot, probably have plenty of inconsistencies, and could have zero storylines. Read at your own peril, you've been warned.

There are things that Law learns the hard way. One is that, if you involve yourself in Luffy's life, the Strawhats will involve themselves in yours. The other is that he is allowed to want, sometimes. In which Luffy is goodness, and light, and love, and the Strawhats all saw it coming.

Commanders Technoblade and Philza Watson Minecraft will be escorted to St. Malos to report for impending international trial regarding recent unauthorized military actions on behalf of Sky. Failure to comply will be met with threat of force. We thank you for your service and your cooperation. or That time Techno and Phil accidentally took over the world. (In their defense, Your Honor, they were left unsupervised.)

Where I post all my Tumblr requests and prompts that interest me for Jungkook pairings. Includes a variety of pairings, Au's, and situations. 43.) Jungkook/everyone

Izuku wakes when he's 4 with 10 soulmates, each signified by individual jewellery. He loves each of them, but he doesn't know them.No one is there to stop him from jumping.But someone is there to catch him https://discord.gg/MGXAceUDUK COMPLETEDIf anyone has any suggestions for extra chapters, comment them and I'll credit you when I write it

When Aizawa passed out a form asking his class to write down their irrational fears, this wasn't what he expected. The paper had scuff marks from being erased and rewritten over and over, until finally the word 'touch' was scribbled on. Aizawa doesn't like it, doesn't like the implications, and doesn't like the pit it creates in his chest.___ It takes him months to fully accept the fact that he's not dead, and even longer to grasp that superpowers weren't a figment of his imagination. Part of him is screaming at the universe for not giving him the peace he wanted, and the other part is lying down sobbing. But there was one thing he was sure of, waking up sucks. Waking up into a world where the unnatural was natural? That sucks even more. TW: Abuse, SA

From a very young age Harry Potter learned to hide and suppress his emotions. It was vital for his own survival, a way to deal with all the pain and hurt he was forced to live with. He was determined to eliminate them completely, he didn't need emotions. Not even if the principles of magic said otherwise. Not even when a certain snake warned him against it. A snake, who was a devoted Familiar to the Dark Lord; a chance encounter that naturally steered Harry towards a life-changing path.

Bucky has a bad day when his memory won't boot up quite right. This makes other people stressed out too. Attempts to help are partially successful, but then the team dynamics go severely pear-shaped.

Zhongli tapped his pen against the pitiful attempt of a letter.Of all his talents, prostrating himself was not one. ‘Excuse me, Lady of Cryo, I temporarily lost my mind to erosion and utterly wrecked your harbinger’s sphincter’ came and went through his mind in Childe’s voice. Amusing as it was, the statement was far too vulnerable to his state and vulgarly casual in tone to ever reach the page. A bit in poor taste, no matter how true. ----⤞❖⤝----The entire story of getting together- reconciliation, healing, pining from a ancient deity, the same deity going insane for a hot minute, misunderstandings, conclusions, Childe has a slut era (not a playboy tho), Zhongli does not get jealous because his dick is the best in Teyvat, Childe has a crisis because of this, everyone is confused, the romcom How to Date Your Dragon begins, feelings are had, and it all starts when a silly redhead unknowingly propositions the god of contracts for sex.----⤞❖⤝----This fic does not and will not contain: MCD, Cheating, NTR, Unhappy endingsThe tags are weird on purpose, but everything listed happens.Ends approximately at the 3.2 Update

Clint messes up his back while testing some new archery equipment. Bruce offers to fix his back for him.

Look, you're not supposed to wake up as character of a video game. Let alone the character of your favorite video game series. Yet somehow, that's exactly what's happened to me.And not just any video game character either.No, I have to be the clone one.The one and only Riku Replica.

Pete is a lonely soul, having yearned to be a father for a few years now. Unlucky in love, he decides to do it all alone.Enter Vegas, Pete's newest and only neighbour, whose eyes are dark and menacing, as if Pete were staring at a black hole. And boy, is he ready to be devoured by the man who gets home at the break of dawn, reeking of death. ♡♡♡ “Was everything a lie? When you said you loved me, was that all a lie?” ——— i do NOT own the kinnporsche characters, this is a work of fiction. ——— MAIN STORY COMPLETE. bonus chapters coming in the future.

There were worse things for an Omega than to end up the consort of a prince of another planet. So wildly AU.