Lying Low for Christmas

Ron and Hermione discuss their own anxieties and their moments of weakness over studying.

Set in a slightly canon-divergent S1. The five times Oliver is caught self-harming and the one time he isn’t. 4: Quentin Lance (And Hilton, by extension)

Methos often reminded him of a cat. The older man could lash out with verbal claws or keep unobtrusively to the shadows, only to sidle up when he wanted something or was in the mood. He could be terribly lazy, only helping when asked but always with the attitude that he was doing it of his own initiative. Duncan thought he was most like a cat though in these moments.

Victor likes being Yuuri's. Yuuri likes taking care of him. It comes together unexpectedly, but Yuuri is happy to indulge Victor - and finds that it's not much of an indulgence when he enjoys it too.

To save his sister from an arranged marriage to a dangerous hitman, Angel takes her place. He doesn't think he'll survive the wedding night. To his surprise, his new husband is nothing like what he expected. A lot of sex, very little plot, and a bit of self-discovery ensue. Detailed content warnings in the notes.

Seven has something he wants to try!

Lance goes to the club to pick up boys and ends up with more than he can handle.

Dean Winchester has never seen anyone more beautiful than that high school boy at soccer practice. Dean knew, he had to have him.

While in the dungeons of Mirkwood, Bilbo overhears several of Thranduil's guards talking about Fili and Kili in ways they shouldn't.

Out running a trio of Covenet ships, the crew of the UNSC Valiant jumps to slipspace three miles from the event horizon of a black hole. Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi is the first to find them.

Xander isn't the same needy, neglected kid he was in high school. He's almost thirty, now, and he's figured out how to manage his own life to a point where he could maybe even say he was happy. Or at least close to it.

Rin comes to terms with something he never thought he wanted. Sequel to This Gentle Heart Will Mess You Up.

Playing gigs across the country was Gwaine's idea, not Arthur's. But he agreed to it, so he has to deal with whatever his decision might bring. And what it brings is Merlin.

"A Soldier's Guide To Edible Wildlife" is written by Naked Snake, forced into existence by a pushy Para-Medic, and incomplete without a certain feline spy. Because what do you expect when you want Big Boss to write a book?

He's making different excuses now, and all to get back into Iruka's apartment, and more specifically, his kitchen.

Harry and louis were co-captains, problem was they couldn't stand each other. They played well together, but only where football was concerned

Very short, very fluffy. Each chapter is a mini-fic. The ideas that spawn these come from suggestions and requests on my Tumblr. If you have an idea, go submit it! thesickficsideblog.tumblr.com

“You know, I always thought that you were weird for carrying an umbrella whenever it snows.” Donghyuck mused, staring outside at the world which was covered in a thick blanket of white snow from his position inside the school’s lobby. “But now I can see why you do.” The snow didn’t look like it was going to stop anytime soon.

Father Jon Snow is a parish priest who never knew his earthly father. Raised in the Church by his devout, single mother, Jon has tried for years to be a good Catholic, even though he has experienced doubts about his decision to enter the priesthood. Devoting his life to God has not been easy, but when Sansa Stark, the new Latin teacher at the Catholic school attached to his parish, makes an unexpected confession in his office one morning, Jon seriously begins to doubt whether he can remain a man of the cloth for much longer. And when a handsome stranger comes to town with revelations about his birth father, Jon's world is completely turned upside down.

keith’s phone rang, waking him. he blinked at the screen telling him it was nearly 3am. he sighed before answering. "hello?" there was silence on the other end of the line, a sound of distant cars and crashing waves. was this a prank call? just as keith was about to hang up, a voice spoke. it was so quiet he could barely hear the person. "i-is this the suicide hotline?"----in which keith gets a call at 3am. /// TW: selfharm, suicide attempt/intentions/thoughts, referenced eating disorders

Klaus gets a goddamn F.R.I.E.N.D.S. quote when he’s three years old.

Logan notices that Laura doesn't know about certain animals. His solution is to take her to the zoo.