Abstruseness

At first, Loki means to devour him. Charlie is up north studying dragons, and catches the eye of a god with a penchant for shapeshifting.

“You think about me quite a lot, admit it, Harry. And fondly… most of the time.” In which Harry accidentaly brings his enemy back from the dead.

Edward is held captive as a human sacrifice and Envy is set to watch over him.

Betty knows she has gotten over Archie, since her last pang of jealousy was from when Archie and Veronica did whatever they did in the closet.At least she thought she was over it, until Archie told her that Veronica helped him wrap his wrist. At the thought of Ronnie helping him, Betty felt jealous once again.Betty thought about bringing it us with Veronica, but for some reason decided against it.Betty gets the girl

Being engaged to a living legend isn't always easy, especially when your traitorous brain is always looking for an excuse to remind you that you don't deserve him. On a date night, Viktor attracts once again the attention of a pretty girl and Yuuri doesn't handle that very well.

“All right.” Alastor refilled Angel’s glass, expecting he would need it very soon. “I skinned a man alive for talking during The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. I’ve always preferred my meat well done.” He paused to look down at his whiskey, swirling it around like he was checking its contents. “...And I want to kiss you.” Angel scoffed. “Too easy. You seriously think I’d believe that last one?” (Don't play Two Truths and a Lie: it's a tool created by the homosexual agenda).

It's a convenient place to lay the blame for now.

He thought he was doing better (UPDATED)TRIGGER WARNING

Severus is more than just displeased with the year ahead. Black has escaped and Lupin has taken the job of DADA teacher. One more year with a Marauder is bad enough. Especially since said Marauder is his ex.

Shouta always had a crush on Izuku but believed the other hero was happy in his existing relationship. When Shouta realizes that's not the case, he doesn't want his friend and co-worker to end up in a marriage simply because he thinks he can't do better. So he comes up with a plan: Mission Attract

When Jake finds out he's won a scholarship, he practically leaps the chance to get away from his family. His parents treat him like he doesn't exist, because he's always getting in fights, and they'd rather spend all their time with his older brother, Ryan. He feels like anywhere away from his family has to be an improvement. But he's in for a rude awakening when he starts at Aifam. The school is full of teenagers who have been trained since birth to kill without asking questions--they are the children of assassins. And Aifam was built for them. It is their final test--if they can graduate from Aifam, they can join the ranks of the pros. But in order to graduate, these students have to room with a scholarship student--a non-assassin--for the duration of four years. And until the final month of their senior year, they aren't allowed to kill their roommates. And Jake's used to winning fights--in fact, he lives to fight. But when he's neck deep in a school full of assassins who can kill faster than he can blink--well, there's no end to the trouble he'll find himself in.

Douglas asks Martin to be his best man.

Weaponizer returns to Los Angeles, causing all sorts of headaches for Lucifer. Meanwhile, Lucifer keeps hoping Chloe will kiss him, while she struggles to stay "just friends." Sequel to "Devil By Her Side," a couple of weeks later.

But all he can see is the demon - Jace, it’s Jace - looking at him, a cruel tilt to his mouth as he considers Simon.“Tell me.” Jace whispers. “Tell me, how much you desire me, how desperately you crave my attention. How I will never look at you, when all you can look at is me.”.

Newly human Cas and the boys are traveling around a lot, which makes them all feel run down. Sam suggests they drink more water to help them feel better. It works fine, but there are other consequences.

He is the first seer the Potter family has ever had, but is it really as much of a blessing as it appears? Harry knows he has a chance prevent the horrors of the First Wizarding War from ever happening and set things right. Things don't go quite as planned, however, and Harry instead finds himself being part of a larger game with hidden rules. A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired pawn that is trying to survive the war that looms.

harry didn't know when he agreed to babysit some kid that he would be so irresistible. (Or, the one where louis' babysitter harry rapes him because he really couldn't resist)

An Englishman and an American meet in a New York diner.

Bob attempts to make Sideswipe feel better after an argument with Sunstreaker.

Fitz wants Ward but can’t seduce him on his own, so he enlists the help of Simmons. But Simmons will only help Fitz if she gets in on the action. Basically, Fitz and Simmons seduce Ward.

”Is there a reason these specific records are here?” Will holds up some Doors album, reading the song titles from the cover. ”They’re the ones I usually listen to if I don’t feel like listening to the radio”, Nico explains and takes his seat behind the counter again. He sets his mug on top of the offensive coffee stain so he won’t have to look at it anymore. ”Personal favorites, and also some classics that never get old. They’re actually all mine, not even in sale.” Will nods and sips on his coffee. He doesn’t complain about the taste, even though it’s cheap brand and a far cry from the coffee he has brewed Nico those few times they’ve hung out in Will’s apartment. Nico is looking through his e-mails on the stone-aged computer when Will lets out a delighted sound and draws Nico’s attention. ”Hey, I actually have this one!”

At the age of 23, Adrien thought he was pretty independent finally living separately from his father. He had his job, friends and Marinette to whom he still hadn't confessed after years of silently loving. Then one night a phone call changes everything. A forced, "you don't really have an option if you value your life" marriage to a childhood friend whom he hadn't seen in years or prove that you have your own fiancée until the sun goes down. Marinette will help him. That's what best friends are for, right?

Kuro-chan is bored. A bored Kuro-chan is a dangerous Kuro-chan. Kuro-chan writes dirty stories. Kuro-chan is no longer bored. Kuro-chan might be in danger, though. A collection of imaginary dirty stories(but then, aren't they all).

“Are you a manifestation of my subconscious?” Eddie asks, tentatively shuffling closer to the wolf. He sways a little, stage-whispering, “What are you trying to tell me?” He knows the pills he took were strong but, well - he didn’t think they were ‘hallucinate a giant dog’ strong. (Or, the one where Steve turns into a wolf and befriends Eddie Munson.)

Ed and Oswald have rules regarding the physical aspects of their relationship. They grow to realize, however, that these rules are by no means set in stone.

Levi pulled his cup to his lips to take another sip. His face wrinkled at the taste of cold tea. There weren't very many things that could break Levi's straight stare, but cold tea was one of them. Cold tea and the titan brat.