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Fear clambers into his mouth and tastes bitter on his tongue. “Who are you?” It takes him a moment to register the sound of his own voice. She stares at him. Blinks. “Lance, please, this isn’t time for one of your jokes--” He furrows his eyebrows and struggles to sit up, to stop leaning into the cradle of her arms. “I’m not--I’m not...joking.” * After sacrificing himself to save Allura, Lance wakes up in a strange new world where the only thing he knows is a deep connection to a boy he doesn't remember.

Draco Malfoy only wanted to jump straight into the family business and begin clearing the Malfoy name of its unsavoury associations after getting his NEWT scores. As Fate would have it, he would be once again stripped of his choice. Presenting as a male Veela on his 18th birthday, Draco is the first in over 200 years. He is also most vulnerable. With one half of the castle enamoured with him and the other half resenting him for the Dark Mark on his arm, he decided to keep his head low, his grades up, and comply with the strict restrictions the Ministry enforced on him for the length of his parole. It was hard enough to ignore the temperamental, beastly side of him, therefore a plot to exploit the legal system and enact an ancient curse was the last thing he needed on his already heavy and winged shoulders. Then there was Granger. Someone with whom he had no real desire to move past civility. Yet, his Veela had other ideas once she became his only lifeline.

One bullet from the Mountain Men and the Commander of the Twelve Clans tumbles down the mountain and onto the forest floor. The Commander is shocked when she's saved by a beautiful, blue-eyed Skai Girl and does everything in her power to keep her people safe by pretending that she does not understand English. Neither woman expects the sudden heat between them in the close quarters of the bunker as Lexa begins to heal. All hell breaks loose when they find out who the other is. My first attempt at fanfiction so please bear with me. Cheers.

"Did I turn into a unicorn?" Peter asks dryly, and Stiles glares at him for a moment before the laughter bubbles up, unbidden, nearly unwilling, and he looks so surprised at the sound, his shock dimming it for a moment before it bursts through with even more trembling ferocity. A long, thin, willowy hand curls into a soft fist over his mouth, and he's shaking, frail, more tears falling, but the copper of his eyes are glowing, crinkling around the edges and scrunched with mirth. "No," Stiles chokes, chuckling wetly. "No, fuck you, a unicorn? What, like, Rainbowcreep? Zombiesparkle?" [About a year before the fated Hale fire, Peter starts having nightmares that involve a woman with red hair. The nightmares lead to a spell that brings a man back through time, and, eventually, though the time-traveler is traumatized in the most horrific ways, and Peter's never been good with or for people, in general, they develop a bond that neither of them expects.]

“I’m Lando,” he quickly said, sticking out his hand. “Oh, you’re one of Charles’ pack mates right?” Carlos stepped closer, leaning forward to reach out and grab Lando’s hand- An electric shock went up Lando’s arm, and then he swayed on his feet for a moment as the most delicious scent he had ever smelled hit him in the face. ------ It’s been three months since Lando’s first heat that finally made him part of the pack for good. With Michael and Lando discovering their budding relationship, Charles on the edge of a big step in his career, and the first pack pup on the way, things are looking rosy- but then, Lando has a fateful encounter that ultimately threatens to upheavel the pack peace. Can they make it through this in one piece, or will there be casualties?

Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki spend a year together in the hyperbolic time chamber by random draw. When they emerge after one day on the outside, Class 2A notices some immediate differences: -Bakugou is taller.-Uraraka is ripped.-Why are they holding hands?

“Oh, no, you definitely don’t want to do that,” Kara said, picking up a paper cup and dumping a teabag in it. The woman next to her looked up, surprise etched onto her pale, drawn face. “Excuse me?” she rasped. Kara nodded at the coffee pot the woman had picked up and wrinkled her nose. “You’d get better coffee at the 7-Eleven across the street and that’s saying something. I’d stick with tea.” “Oh. Oh … okay.” “First time?” Kara asked, glancing sideways at the woman. She was striking, her medium height made a fraction taller by her heels, the tailored cut of her clothes precise, her makeup perfect and her dark hair long and sleek. In her scrubs and denim jacket, bare-faced and dishevelled, Kara felt positively inadequate. And yet, there was the same hollowed out look to the newcomer's face, a sadness in her green eyes, a weary slump to her shoulders that was recognisable. “Yes.” Picking up a glazed donut, Kara took a bite and gave her a strained smile. “I’d say it’s good to have you here but … well, obviously not.”

Several years after the war, Naruto is reveling in a budding relationship of profound love and wild sexual exploration with his shy, yet open minded girlfriend, Hinata. The reckless, mercurial jonin pushes the boundaries of propriety and decency as the two grow closer and comfortable in their union. Meanwhile, Sasuke returns more frequently to the village seeming colder, darker with each visit. Concerned, Naruto endeavors to help his best friend with a solution he thinks will benefit them both. NaruHinaSasu pairing ENDGAME! Don't like it, don't read it!

It's been thirty five years since the Battle of Five Armies which left Bilba exiled from Erebor. Now a lone figure stands nervously at the gates, unsure as to the welcome she is to receive. For the rest of Thorin's Company, things are about to get turned upside down.

Thirteen years have passed since the defeat of Grindelwald by the hands of Hadrian and Tom. Tom is the Minister of Magic, with Hadrian taking the position of Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. During the uncertain time of change, the Order of the Phoenix has risen earlier than expected against Tom's new regime with Dumbledore at the helm and new dangers lurk around the corner. Death has also started acting strangely...

ALPHA/OMEGA VERSEALPHA MAGNUSOMEGA ALECCANON TIMELINE HAS BEEN ALTERED SLIGHTLYSOME CANON EVENTS HAVE BEEN ALTERED OR ERASED Apparently warlocks aren’t as infertile as has been assumed...! A few days after the Soul Sword triggered breakup Alec is feeling sick. Soon it’s revealed that he’s miraculously pregnant, at the worst time imaginable. How will this impact on his broken relationship with Magnus? And how will things turn out when their world is more dangerous than ever before with Valentine at large?

Imagine being blinded in an accident while helping S.H.I.E.L.D., you live in the Tower with everyone but dread the way they treat you like a helpless child. When Loki arrives on Midgard to carry out the rest of his sentence he becomes curious with your condition and how you manage to read and such. Over the months the two of you grow closer than the others thought possible. You come to love him without ever seeing him. Imagine Loki pleading with Thor to allow him back to Asgard for only a moment to retrieve a spell book that would help him return your sight so you could see once more. When he disappears for a period of time you grow worried that he will not return, but when he does, he gives you the greatest gift you could have ever hoped for. Your sight.

“There’s another token I require, Prince Daemon. Proof of where your loyalties lie. Until you have delivered it, I have nothing to say to you.” There’s a fire in her eyes, one that threatens to burn him alive. “Speak plainly, wife.” He knows what she’s talking about. He would be a fool if he didn’t. Still, Daemon needs her to put to words precisely what she means—that she leaped to believing the worst of him without even a single conversation between them. He needs her to tell him that she has chosen to trust others over her own husband. “A sapphire eye means little when I asked for a head.” Daemon survives the battle above the Gods Eye, only to be faced with a far more daunting task: finding a way to salvage his marriage. Despite his victory, he has lost his wife’s trust. In turn, he finds himself full of resentment at her continued insistence that he has betrayed her. Yet, he can’t live without her, which means he has little choice but to continue fighting for his queen, for his family, and for their legacy.

Bilbo banished by Thorin, carries Thorin's baby. Returning to the shire in utter dispair. Dont worry happiness is there too. :-D Things get better Kili falls in love!

Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry- Wilbur is a single dad who's struggling with his sudden feelings for his son's meanest teacher: Quackity. But Quackity has a secret, and Wilbur's still running from his past. Can they help each other, or will they only make things worse?

After the end of the five-year mission, Kirk and Spock go their separate ways. Spock to New Vulcan and Kirk to Iowa. But eventually they are reunited in Riverside where Jim is also navigating his relationship with his mother.

And then both of your fathers spoke, Camilo only ever hearing his Papá’s voice over the other’s. “Doing great, Hijo!” His father complimented, giving him a thumbs up that made him smile. Though that smile never lasted, as his ears caught the muttered syllables under your breath as you pulled away and walked over to your own father. “Show off.” And right then and there, Camilo had come up with a firm decision. If you were going to be a brat, then so was he. -- or the story where Camilo has no idea why you hate him but hates you back despite his cluelessness. This is not a negative story slandering Camilo, I really like him actually. LMAO Read the tagz [Previously known as Reasons to Hate Camilo Madrigal]

Something is wrong with the server, and Scar is the first one to notice. Injuries now hurt, and respawns are even worse.And turns out, the more you die, the worse it gets. Scar dies a lot.Sometimes by Grian's hand. Grian doesn't know things are broken.All he has is vague feelings of guilt and confusion when Scar starts avoiding him. So he goes to pick flowers.Until he finds himself dying, relying on Scar's help to save him.

Ellie has a horrible nightmare of Joel beat to death by an unknown – a young blond woman she glimpsed at the church hall earlier that same night. The girl wakes in a fervor after and runs to see if he is still alive. He is. The course of their story is altered forever and it appears to be a whole new beginning for Joel and Ellie. Still, as the haunting night terror changes Ellie's life and as a Jackson-wide mandate gets put into effect, the young woman finds herself at a crossroads. Does she hold to past resentments or move forward into a future that's far more uncertain than either of them could imagine...

[Please Heed The Tags] Owls were considered wise, all-knowing beings. Especially those of the Ars Goetia. Stolas was definitely not of that bracket. Not after this, at least.

A Hanahaki AU - She knit a red scarf for him. She never gave it to him. Days turned into months, months turned into too late. Naruto starts dating.Hinata decides to move on. A sickness takes root in the heart. Complete!*Chapter 8 is a couple of very short missing scenes addition. The fic ends at Chapter 7.