Kuro-chan von Einzbern's Dirty Stories of 2814

Harry wants revenge. Harry has a plan. But is Harry Slytherin enough to avoid his own trap? Written and published before the release of HBP and DH.

Monsters have made it to the surface! Papyrus and Sans are happily living together, until Papyrus notices Sans is getting more friendly with Tories than he likes. He'll have to teach his smaller brother a lesson.

How do you live with pain and horror and sadness? How do you keep going on? How do you not? How do you give up a respite from all of it? You don't, not really. Everything gets taken in the end.

Since the very first time Bucky met Lallie, Clint's little sister, he's been dying to say the words he knew were marked onto her skin. But he never did... until that one time.

In which the café Musain has a wall dedicated to anonymous love letters: It had all started innocently enough. Jehan had written a sonnet about a pretty stranger in the corner of the café and had left it on the table. The barista for the morning shift had picked up the poem and hung it on the wall. Grantaire thought this was the most hilarious thing ever, Jehan had blushed, and Marius’s eyes had lit up. The next day, there was another poem next to Jehan’s, written on the back of a paper napkin. It wasn’t nearly as lyrical and smooth as Jehan’s, but it was honest and ecstatic. Grantaire had laughed from his chest and proceeded to rib Marius worse than he had Jehan. Enjolras had scowled at the wall, and Courfeyrac had gathered into a slow smirk which promised mischief.

What was she going to do? Pick "truth" and look like a big old chicken? In her bid to become well liked by all of her new friends Sunset Shimmer has no choice but to accept the dare, and suck off Rainbow Dash right in front of all of them! How will she do? Will her friends enjoy the show? Where will Dash squirt? All these questions and more are answered within!

As an Alpha who presented later in his life, Harry struggles to understand how it all works, especially when it comes to Malfoy and his incredibly captivating scent. But that doesn’t mean he’s attracted to Malfoy. Not at all. Right?

I'll be up front about this, the only plot here is Carlos learning to Dom for Cecil. No major weird stuff (background weird stuff, sure, but it's... you know, it's not plot-relevant weirdness), no dangers, no other characters really interfering in things... It is not PWP by any means, but the plot does revolve around the personal dynamic, sexual as well as otherwise, that they develop here. Starts off quite slow with a tiny little chapter that introduced Carlos to the idea of kink in general.

When Siuan Sanche takes over as principal at White Tower Prep, she expects the students to be her biggest problem, not tracking down a new chemistry teacher for the science department. But when the board sends Moiraine Damodred her way to fill the position, Siuan finds that she’s catching more than just sparks in the science lab. Good thing she has a firm boundary in place about dating coworkers. Or: The modern day turning of the Wheel where they all work at a high school.

With Myrtle's help, Luna discovers a few things about herself.

On every warlock's 25th birthday, there's a ritual to choose their perfect match. Normally it isn't a big deal, but for Magnus Bane - the son of Asmodeus, an Underworld crime lord - it's the party of the century. Everyone is more than a little surprised when Magnus' match turns out to be the bartender, Alec ... who's actually an undercover police officer. Alec's bosses want him to play along to get close to the organization, but Alec isn't sure he can mislead the man who's apparently his soulmate...

The sequel to 'Package Deal'. A year after the afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Bill, and Charlie are successfully navigating their unconventional three-way relationship, of course they still haven't told their friends or family just how close they've gotten...

Bucky provides bad advice and worse humor to all comers, plus occasional stories from the Good Old Days.Includes such tales as "How the Howlies got their name," "Steve and the Deathbike," and "Cows are Not Horses, Dumbass."(This story is listed as complete because it doesn't have a story arc, so you're never left on a cliffhanger. But it will continue to update as I answer questions and tell stories over on buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com)

Jungkook has to exercise incredible control not to think about Jimin, naked, just a room away. He’s not a pubescent boy. And it’s just Jimin. (Jimin, whose hands fit so perfectly into his. Jimin, who’s got the greatest thighs Jungkook’s ever seen and whose weight feels so perfect when he’s feeling playful enough to sit on his lap. Jimin, whose body is moves with fluid, sinuous grace that only a dancer could achieve — ) Okay, so maybe it isn’t just-Jimin. (or: jungkook and jimin end up sharing a bed after a hotel room mix-up)

Hogwarts flying instructor Ginny Weasley and Potions master Draco Malfoy have a contentious relationship, rife with insults, bad jokes, and unethical wagers. After five years of heated exchanges, their relationship takes a new turn, but will Ginny accept the gamble? Prequel to The Return of the Singing Valentines but can be read alone as well.

Accidental masked vigilante Victor Nikiforov. Or: how Victor's impulsiveness backfires and creates one of the greatest living internet memes to ever come out of Russia. Russian | Vietnamese

"He could get used to sitting next to Yoongi like this. To have him around. To have the band around. To smile and feel happy. To see Yoongi sitting in front of an instrument and having him play just for him. 'If this was my happy ending,' Jimin thinks, resisting the urge to lean his head on Yoongi's shoulder, 'if I wasn't who I am, I'd just let you have me whenever you want. You could have me anytime.'" As spring turns into summer, school band Cotton Candy unexpectedly loses its singer and the members are forced to look for a new vocalist. Six boys find one in the form of the promiscuous pink haired boy Park Jimin who makes a home in their hearts and finally finds a place he belongs.

Jason jumped up and down a bit more. He clearly wanted to be moving again. “Please Pythagoras, just one more lap. The sooner we start. The sooner we finish.”

Arthur's back in this life.Merlin means for them to fall in love all over again: to squabble, fuck, watch bad telly on a lumpy sofa... But there's just one little problem.

Set at the end of 02x13 "Mr. & Mrs. Mxyzptlk," Kara admits her feelings to Mon-El, and... things happen. A first time in two parts.

Jungkook is confused. The feelings inside him are strong and messy. This day he feels happy, the other something else he can't understand. With a little bit of thinking, Jungkook comes to the conclusion that his emotion bursts all have something to do with a certain someone. He finds himself being totally whipped for them. But what will he do with his feelings that only seem to increase day by day? Please do not reupload or translate my fics, thank you.

It never occurred to David that maybe he was supposed to be the one to reach out.

Certainly Jeeves doesn't ask for very much time off. Ever since the time he returned from an afternoon with his aunt (yes, he voluntarily spends time with an aunt!) to find the absolute cock-up I'd made of a poached egg and toast for tea, I think he may be somewhat reluctant to abandon the fort, to tell you the truth. Sometimes I have to positively order him to take a spot of rest and relaxation, for his own good. So it was on this particular morning, when I thought I detected the slightest hint of a droop in his starch. "Jeeves," I asked from the comfort of my bed, "how long has it been since you took a day off?"

Power outages, ghost stories, and the presence of a certain orange-haired boy lead to bad decision-making on Tobio's part. He'd planned to keep his crush a secret; the universe has other plans.

Anon prompt : can you please do a really fluffy supercat thingy where mon-el fucks off and Cat just like lives with kara and is really happy because that fuck boy went back to where he belongsssssss (which is hell) --- Or the one where I try to fix the show to give everyone the only homecoming we deserved.

For a prompt on my Tumblr: de-aged oro???? he was such a cute kid and i can just see everybody going wtf.