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Harry's got blood on his pajamas and this is when life gets hard

A series of short stories centered on @get-rammed's AU and various Beast!Sans-es and Beast!Papyrus-es. Be warned - this is not for the faint of heart, and I recommend you read go to @get-rammed on tumblr to get a better of idea of what's to come. Safety harnesses off people. List of Sans-es and Papyrus-es written about so far: Bomberboy (OG BeastTale), Cherryboy (BeastFell), Canine (BeastSwap) Working on next: Acid (BeastLust) - (not prepared for HotBoi yet, so have more Papyrus XD)

"What the fuck was that..." I pant as I catch my breath, my rapidly beating heart not helping my current situation in the slightest. I couldn't bear to look at the tree any longer, and I was already ready to run, but then something happened that made me freeze in my tracks. "Aww... if you had just let me envelop you, you wouldn't have felt any pain..." A young feminine voice suddenly appeared out of thin air as my eyes darted to where the voice was coming from, my brain refusing to accept what my eyes were seeing. Coming out of the tree, or more accurately budding out of the tree, was a young girl who looked no older than 12. With long green hair that reached her hips and skin as dark as the wood of the tree itself, the young girl smiled at me as she pulled herself away from the hard bark. What the fuck's going on... I just wanted to pee and now I'm watching as a little girl magically appears from a tree... something doesn't feel right...

[COMPLETE] They know the world is waiting for them out there but they can't seem to let each other go just yet. Alec's inner world while in desperate search of Magnus. And beyond. It all ends with Love.

❝ …We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished. ❞In which Kuroo is a single father, and Kenma gets a little more than he bargained for.

Clint hoards his friends' clothes, and Phil grows jealous that Clint's not hoarding his clothes.

What if Naruto was forced to be the class idiot, the one who could barely do anything? But what if he also found out about how he had been wronged, and decided to change his life, his fate, and rise to his highest potential, all without anyone ever knowing. *REWRITE*

The more time passes, the more Blaine is sure he wants to spend all his life with Kurt. (or the one about apartment hunting and meeting Burt for the first time)

Park Jimin is hellbent on celebrating a breakup with his cheating ex while juggling his final semester at university. What he didn't expect was a one-night stand with Jeon Jeongguk, a successful CEO much older than Jimin with no interest in a relationship but much to offer.

“Do you… go commando often or?”

Bilbo isn't looking forward to attending his cousin's huge annual Halloween Party with his nephew Frodo and Thorin suggests that instead he bring him along trick or treating with his young nephews, Fili and Kili. Everyone agrees this is most definitely the best halloween ever.

It happens in slow motion. It's an out of body experience, really, but somehow Jinyoung's arm is raising up and then coming back down just as fast, slapping Jackson's ass.

Max has a new tenant. Can he win over his new resident without her discovering his secret? Lots of cute creepy Max. We're gonna go ahead and pretend that Juliet doesn't exist, which is pretty much my head cannon anyways. I love Max. I don't care if I shouldn't. Lol. Will get really smutty and Max is still a creeper.

Hermione shows up at Harry's doorstep for comfort once again, after a fight with Ron. After some firewhiskey and talking, the night turns out not quite as it was planned.

Eighth Year at Hogwarts was supposed to be Hermione’s. And it is, just not in the way she expects. Omegaverse fic.

He was a Shadowhunter, this pain wouldn’t last long. He can escape and give himself an iratze to heal everything. He would be fine, but he needed to get Madzie and the soul sword away from the Circle.

Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.

Inspired by this luscious fan art by Aegilef. It's just utterly gorgeous, and how could my imagination not take me somewhere. And I think that somewhere is Laketown, and Thorin suggests that Bella go to bed. Very suggestively suggests. And suggests quite a bit. Just a suggestion. One of my darling readers, skmitton, sweetly requested a fem!Bilbo version, and, well, my mind started running down that track. And then it started sprinting.

Park Jimin has another maknae in his life and Jeon Jungkook is completely losing it.

Instead of letting him go, the Guardians capture Pitch. Jack finds himself drawn to their prisoner.

Vincent is a dick and shows up for Scott's night shift. It gets weird.

Tony and Vision root out a Spider, Tony ups his dad game, and May Parker is fierce.

Jay Gatsby has been in love with Nick Carraway since... well, since they met. But he doesn't know if Nick loves him back. So instead, to get eyes off of his back, he pretends to be having a relationship with Daisy Buchanan. Daisy knows the whole deal. But will Jay ever be able to confess his true feelings to Nick?

In this moment, it was the easiest it's ever been to see where Blue was coming from. Adam deals with dating, hand-holding, the bad opinions of other people, and self-care.

Partial Sequel to 'Baby Panic.' In which Bumper is born earlier than expected.

They first met during the New Years Charity Event hosted by the Schnees. Second meeting Weiss was embarrassed. Third meeting she didn't even know. Fourth, he protected her. What happens when you meet the whole gang and a brute, pun loving, and fun blond? You get a whole Gang of Cupids All credits go to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum

Spending an afternoon on the chaise lounge is Darcy's idea of a great afternoon. Spending one tied down on a chaise lounge while Steve uses a fucking machine on her and then joins in himself--well, that turns out to be just about perfect.