Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't
AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.
"Lucifer could still remember the first time he’d seen Adam. Vividly. It was one of those memories that never quite seemed to fade. That tilted its head up in defiance at the cruel hand of time and stood its ground, refusing to be dulled by something so trivial as eternity.
He had been beautiful."
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An AU where Adam and Lucifer knew one another a bit more intimately during their time in Eden (and what comes after).
While having tea with her father, Charlie discovers some... Troubling things about her parents' relationship.
Now with a storyboard!!!!Creator's Name:Ao3: Lavander_fallTumblr: thefanartisthoho
Link: https://www.tumblr.com/thefanartisthoho/741249061474254848/storyboard-for-a-nice-hazbin-hotel-fanfic-im?source=share
Link to fan art:https://www.tumblr.com/thefanartisthoho/741282667752013824/you-guys-dont-understand-i-need-silly-cute-bby
It's so beautiful!!!!!!! Thank you again, Lavander_fall!!! You've really outdone yourself!
Alone in his room, Lucifer wants to deal with his lustful needs in peace -- but a certain Radio Demon keeps showing up in his fantasies.
Or: Lucifer can't stop thinking about Alastor while getting himself off.