Bickering About Mackerel

He just wanted to be home now. He hated these after-work gatherings, and hated that there was a social expectation set upon him to have them, even if he liked to drink. He didn’t realize he had closed his eyes until a nudge from Takahashi startled him from his hardly-conscious trance. He blinked at his coworker, who waved at the waitress, who bowed apologetically and hastily explained that someone had offered to pay for his tab. Or, Gojo and Geto reach out to Nanami a few years after he retires from sorcery and decides to work as a salaryman. They have no ulterior expectations other than checking up on him, or so they claim.

Tony's finally giving birth to the twins after eight grueling months.

pizza boy Niall with shitty flirty Liam who keeps ordering from them when Niall's on his shift

Reader meets Penn Isley admist her mission and without even meaning to, becomes indebted. ( Male!Poison Ivy / Fem!Reader ) Request at my Tumblr: [ Sepia-Whiskey ]

In which Selina finds Jason trying to steal Batman's tires and offers to make his sticky fingers a bit stickier, Bruce finds Tim taking pictures of him and thinks that an orphan can take care of an abandoned boy, and the boys learn that life is a lot easier when there's another sidekick around to talk to.

Independent chapteers about Ginny's relationship with her brothers on various themes. Usually one brother per chapter, though I may use more than one sometimes.It is NOT a romance, but it goes with all the canon ships (listed above at relationships and other too)

"Fucking Striders. If they're not collapsing two existent personalities they're subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?" “Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.” Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare. You wiggle your eyebrows.

Castiel Novak suffers from the aftermath of a loss that traumatically changed his life when he comes in contact with Dean Winchester - an old acquaintance. That moment begins their story; a story built by tragedy, old coffee shops and empty playgrounds, held together by I Love You’s and each other’s warmth during cold nights, and eventually, torn apart by a notebook and a crushed dream for a long lost sister. It’s the story where pushing each other away is harder than facing what it’s really about, where two broken people always find their way back to each other - where two boys belong to each other, no matter much they feel like they don't.

Lily was not who everyone thought she was, but she would do anything to protect her baby. Yet, on that fateful Halloween night, ancient magic of the Slytherin family saves Harry and now he's to grow up in another time. He's raised by his ancestor. What happens when he rejoins his time?

SPN + TeenWolf CarRepairShop!AU where Dean and Derek work at the same garage and are frenemies. Though, after almost a year or so knowing each other, are probably pretty good friends at this point. Also, where their issues have issues and their lifes are horrible but things are starting to look up even though it doesn’t look like it at the first glance. Where Cas shows up looking for Dean possiably wanting to make amends and a teenage kid with a not so secret crush on Derek keeps showing up at the repair shop. This is pretty much a case of a blind leading a blind. Dean/Cas, Derek/Stiles

After a small party with the New Hebijo girls, you escort a very drunk Bashou to her room so you can go and get some rest. Bashou has other plans for you. And who would you be to refuse a lady's request?

There's nothing wrong with adding your best friend's older brother on Snapchat. (Unless said older brother is your history teacher who is very hot, very off-limits, but also...very into you). Written for 100KinkMeme over on LiveJournal.

Snape is ordered to court Harry Potter.

Love was a complex theme. Love could mean not giving up and never letting someone down. Love could mean friendship and affections. Love could symbolize adventure and a new experiences that enriched your life. Love was the feather on Freedom’s Wings that allowed people to follow their dreams and to not hold back. Love was protection and care against the harshest elements of Life. Love was the passionate kite runner that either disappeared in an instant or lasted forever. Love was being close to someone and sharing your imperfections and flaws without a judgmental glance. Love was the beating heart that helped heal a stitched heart when it didn’t believe in itself. In Regards to Life, that was Love. *a non-traditional omegaverse that is about as close to real life as a fic could get*Under Extreme Proof-Reading

When Henry's family comes to rescue him, it's too late. A fic about Henry and how he became Lost and became known as The Believer. Hopefully you'll enjoy it, my first fanfic on this page.

Louis Tomlinson was sure about something: it didn't matter where he was, something, or maybe someone was always protecting him. He was completely sure about this. His mother told him that maybe he had a very hard worker angel, or maybe he was just a lucky boy. What made Louis feel always protected? Harry. But Louis couldn't see him. Because Harry was invisible. (or Harry is Louis's invisible protector and he falls in love with him)

Hearing it makes Phil’s face go hot. ”Funnily enough, choking is the one kink I don’t actually have.” or, Dan declares he does not have a choking kink and the fans aren't the only ones with raised eyebrows.

After the events of 1X04 (The Poisoned Chalice), where Merlin had rather intense moments with both Arthur and Gwen, Gaius and Merlin have the most awkward talk ever!

Jess exacts her revenge on that job-stealing Alana and reclaims her rightful position as captain of the Supercorp ship. Aka Laura envisions what the heck happened to Jess in Exodus.

Yuuri gets somewhat of a rude awakening after he gets his hoodie back.

Castiel has never had to drink before, so he's never had to go. Waking up with a full bladder for the first time he confuses the sensation with arousal and masturbates, wets himself and realizing what he's done, continues to fantasize. Wetplay, drinking and watersports.

Dean and Lucifer are roommates in college, and Dean decides to peek at Lucifer's laptop

The scent had been impossible to ignore to the point that Michael had found himself following it trying to find the source. He was more then pleased when the Omega it belonged to collided with him.

It was unrealistic, though. Hannibal, even if they had perfectly cored his brain and reduced him down to something controllable, wasn't predictable. Whatever had been a man had been dead since childhood, and wet wiring was designed to fix a man's problems. A human's problems.

"Anthony Edward Stark. Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, ex-Merchant of Death. Number of people on the planet that expected “father” to be added to his list of titles: 0."What happens when Tony is unexpectedly revealed to be Harry Potter's father? And how do they deal with the increasingly convoluted world around them?||ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE||Waaay too many fandoms and characters. We might add or (less likely) remove fandoms, so not everything is set in stone until we actually write it. This story likely won't be done for years, but hopefully we'll make progress. Eventually we'll have to rewrite the prologue... Slow updates!

Lycanhood asked for someone to write smut for their 'I don't want to hurt you' story. I hadn't written smut in a while so offered, and basically here it is

Bilbo’s enthusiasm for Rivendell, particularly the elves, does not sit well with the dwarves. So one by one they broach the subject with Lord Elrond. Threatening? Ha! Who said anything about making threats? Movieverse.