crackfic

Y/n has never been allowed to join her father and psuedo uncle in picking out pumpkins for Halloween. A tradition that has been going on for years, but the time has finally come for her to join them and learn how to pick out the very best pumpkins. What she doesn't realize is the tradition is actually a sex game that Steve and Bucky play together, one she was never mature enough to play, until now.

“I can’t believe we’re back in time.” Sakura sourly pointed out, “One moment I was filing medical reports and the next? I wake up with a spoon shoved down my throat and I nearly choked because I was halfway through swallowing.” “Hn.” Sasuke agreed. She stood out menacingly, fist out ready to pounce. “If this was your fault,” she cracked her fists, “you understand?” Naruto nodded his head rapid fire. Long story short, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are thrown back into their puny, non-badass 12-year-old bodies. What do they do? Cause a riot, drive everyone insane and save the world. Kakashi was so proud of his students for restraining themselves.

Harry dives in front of Sirius, taking a curse meant for him & sending him into the Veil of Death. The Veil takes one at a time. With Harry carrying the horcrux, he has two & he is tossed out.Funny thing, time works differently in the realm of the dead. Now in the future, Harry has to adjust to a world where his friends are adults and their kids are around his age. Brought up on the stories of Harry's adventure, the new generation is eager to meet him. Some old friends are just as eager as well.

The newly designed cellphones from Fontaine are all the rage in Teyvat, and Venti uses this to put all his friends in one place. Chaos, of course, ensues. **No more updates. Thank you all for joining me on this journey and enjoying my writing, but I will be ending this fic because it has become too long and too many chapters for me to manage. This started in the pre-inazuma content void, when there were way less characters to keep track of. I never intended for this to be a long running series, and I want to turn my attention to more serious writing, as I find that to be more fun. Thank you! (Also there are too many chapters idk how to mark this as complete soz)**

What happens to Peter Parker when he gets dumped in Gotham City with nothing but the clothes on his back and his wallet? Adventures include:- Peter gets a sugar daddy- Peter gets recruited to a drug ring- Peter cons a crime boss

In which 'Adaar' is totally not a desire demon from the Fade, because Haven is a camp filled with Templars. Also morals and mortals are both confusing, and he would really just like to go home now please.

Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long. (AU for The Avengers)

Izuku is tired of working in Endeavor's Agency. He can't quit, but he can try getting fired. Watch his escapades. With a tv tropes page!https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/NotThatKindaFired

Diluc, Xiao, and Rosaria left the chatAether added Diluc, Xiao, and RosariaAether blocked the leave chat featureAether blocked the mute feature Diluc: You fucker

Tartaglia @tartaglia_progamer • tweetedStream at ##:## LST! Playing SCNH~Arkmage164, tartaliiii, lasignorasimp and 523K others liked this43K replies- TheHarbimbos @harbingersruleReplying to @tartaglia_progamer TARTAGLIA IS PLAYING SLIME CROSSING?! IS THE WORLD ENDING > TartaliAgenda @ihavenomoraReplying to @harbingersrule THIS IS 100% BC OF ZHONGLI RIGHT? HE SIMPIN’______AKAPro-Gamer and notoriously unhinged, "only games with fighting are fun" battle-crazy streamer Tartaglia discovers the magic of Mr. Infodumps-for-6-hours-about-Rock-Formations Zhongli's streams, and aims to become to ultimate Zhongli simp. Meanwhile, the entirety of Teyvat is losing their minds online.

Weiss is on spring break! With Yang. Without her girlfriend. Sadly, Blake's sick, Ruby got cold feet, and now she's on an island by Vacuo with students from schools she's never heard of and she's got no idea how to 'chill', as Yang says. She doesn't need to chill, and she's not going to take Yang's advice and get laid.

It was Wilbur's first Christmas alone. His roommates had all offered him a place at their dinner table, but he was fine. He was perfectly okay spending it home alone in front of the TV with microwave dinner and a bottle of whichever poison he wanted that night. He was okay with it. He wasn't even bothered by being alone. Really. Of course, that was before he started to hear scratching from the basement. - an au where tommy's a hybrid kid running away from his past, and wilbur's a lonely indie artist with almost no support system who finds said malnourished hybrid kid taking refuge from the cold in his laundry bin. crimeboys brainrot ensues <3

Two years before his tenth birthday, Ash comes up with the idea to make a forum where he can meet other kids who are or want to be Pokémon Trainers. With a little help from his Mom, they create Pokémon Forum: BattleNET! Bit by bit more kids around his age join the server and start forming friendships and sharing their ideas about being trainers. To various degrees of success.

“If anything,” Shouta huffs, “he’s my son.” “Oh?” All Might responds in a teasing voice that has just enough edge to it that the students know a fight be brewin’ on the other side of the door. “And how do you figure that, Aizawa-kun?” “Maybe from the fact that he’s in my homeroom class?” Aizawa challenged, to which a faint tsk could be heard from All Might. “I gave young Midoriya his power!” All Might challenged. “Oh, yes, congratulations,” Aizawa drawled on sarcastically. “Just go ahead and pass on an immense, immeasurable power to a literal child and then let him take the biggest exam of his life with little to no explanation because - well,” he scoffed, “if he can do a few community service hours lifting junk off a beach, then obviously breaking all the bones in both his legs and one arm will be a snap!” ___________________ TL;DR: A crackfic where Aizawa and All Might argue about who's got more of a right to be a parent to Midoriya (who's dying of embarrassment in the back corner).

Wasting no time, a man takes a resolute step forward, out of the shifting mass of sparks and into tangible reality. A pair of scrupulous eyes dart around, searching and searching and— Not even a second passes before he finds what he has long been looking for, being choked half-to-death. “Get your fucking hands off of him." Or 0th regression Yoo Joonghyuk travels to Kim Dokja's timeline.

Alec ends up drinking the entire stash of Magnus' Truth Serum without knowing. Worry not, he'll be fine, just the next few days are going to be very interesting and hilarious, especially for Magnus.

Hufflepuff added She-Ra, Kitty, Sparkles, Archer, Zen, Watergirl, Arsonist, Techy, and Actor to New Chat Hufflepuff named the chat EHS Homo Support group 12:24 pmHufflepuff: Welcome. Kitty: wtf is this She-Ra: A gay support group? Yeah, This sounds like a great idea.

The story of how a shitty thermostat leads to a transmigration love story for the ages. AKA; Shen Yuan's terrible, horrible, no-good immune system kills him off a bit later than canon, and he transmigrates into PIDW (directly into mbj's ice palace) right after Luo Binghe escapes the Abyss. Extreme shenanigans ensue.

UA is used to Enigmas.Goddamn, All Might, Eraserhead and Nedzu were at the school, they had to be. But a student always placing first place, no matter what competition or class, never even showing up to class?? Well, that was another level of mystery they were just not used to.

[SS/HG] [S/SS/HG] In her third year, when Hermione throws herself in front of Harry to protect him from the Dementors something strange happens. She awakens to a legacy she had no idea she even had, and it turns the entire school upside-down— and beyond. Crackfic. AU. EWE. NC. (all that jazz). (COMPLETE)

Something I have been working on and off for close to two years. Do not enter if A.) you don't know what a Futa is; B.) you are disturbed by Futa/Male relationships; or C.) are a canon purist. Canon has NO PLACE in this . . . well, madness is a good enough word for me. Yes, hpfanficarchive fellow authors, this is the piece I mentioned ages ago. Alt Universe Warnings apply. In the wake of the Kyuubi attack, Naruto is left the last fertile man on the planet while the women grow an extra appendage. He discovers the joys of sex with a hermaphrodite thanks to his tenant. Expanded Summary/Notes within. Obvious AU, OOC. Probably Abandoned at this point as I've lost interest in it...