Casturbatus Interruptus

Neverland: Regina returns to camp to witness the discord created by rescuing Neal from the Echo Caves. Emma withdraws and has an problem with her magic and turns to Regina for help. Swan Queen. Set immediately after S3.06. (Spoilers for S3) Mature audiences...

Sheena, Anko, and Yuffie go on a camping trip, this and that happens, futafic ensues.One-shotRepost from Fanfiction.net

Set a year after the last installment, you are now a best selling author and are on a world promo tour to publicise your novel. You’d left behind the bookstore and the two men that had proven to be your making and your undoing, but also find yourself in the arms of two new men, one older and wiser, one younger and eager.

Park Jimin is a machine, a trained murderer, and a strong alpha. Nothing stands against him as the only heir of the Park Pack, the most violent and powerful criminal organization in the whole country. Once upon a time, he was forced to be a mere husk of a human being, all his feelings and emotions carefully hidden in a place even he himself can't reach anymore. He is like the water in an abandoned, covered pool—rotten, still, motionless. There's only one person capable of disturbing his composed facade: Jeon Jungkook, the son of his father's right hand and his rival since he can remember.

Anna Elizabeth Wayne was seven years old when she left Gotham. So was Annabeth Chase. Ten, almost eleven years later, only Annabeth returns. *** AKA, it's that 'Annabeth is Bruce Wayne's daughter' trope that I'm hopping on a few years late

Prompt: "I was wondering about life now in Winterfell I bet Sansa is jealous of the Free Folk and how Jon fits there. I'm sure Val is daily training in the yards with them, and Sansa thinks she is one of Jon's mistresses."

Harry's brother, Connor, is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has dedicated himself to protecting him, remaining a normal, ordinary boy. Sadly, some people aren't content to leave Harry hidden in the shadows.

Arya and Gendry both show up to a Halloween party without costumes and find themselves victims of an elaborate matchmaking scheme concocted by their friends.

The two instances Yuuri went to Russia.The first time, he got a concussion. The second time, he got a man.

Karasuma noticed that someone is watching him. When he finds out, that it is no other than Gakuho Asano himself, he goes and confronts him about it, only to find out that the chairman demands another favor for allowing Korosensei at his school. This is pure lemon between Karasuma and the chairman.

Derek let his feet move him forward to look at the wolves. There were 8 of them, each paired off. He noticed that most of them were wearing lacrosse jerseys with the names of the pack on them. There was one for Isaac, Jackson, Scott, Boyd and of course Stiles. Scott's wolf also had red googly eyes glued onto it. There was another wolf with cat ears, one with a leather jacket and black paint spattered all around it, and the last one, in the very front of all of the other wolves, was the one with a leather jacket and a red clown nose. “I'm best known for vomiting black. Awesome.” aka the one where Derek and Cora decide it's time to come back to Beacon Hills, and just in time for Christmas too. Derek learns what being home really means.

How the hell does a plucky illegal Russian migrant with a smile that could clear the clouds fall for Daryl Dixon? How does a quiet and badass redneck with a crossbow and angel wings on his back fall for someone with a name like Faye Katya Zastev? Read to find out, but brace yourselves.

Cassian and Jyn are trying to find their way through the rebellion and their feelings for each other. A collection of short stories of how many misunderstandings, half sayings and long glances these two needed to endure before they could act on their feelings.

When she first met Sherlock Holmes, Sarah hadn’t been impressed at all by his arrogance and disregard for the needs or even rights of others. No, she likes him much better the way he is now, naked and kneeling at her feet with his cock in a cage and head bowed. The shame and desire evident on his face excites her almost as much as the sight of John on the bed, watching them avidly as he strokes his prick.

The girl dressed as Black Widow reaches into the bucket and stares at Stiles. “I’m not adorable.” She says, voice sounding too serious for her size. “I have a gun.” She waves the plastic handgun in her hand, before stepping back. Stiles gapes for a few moments, then shakes himself and crouches down in front of her. “You know, I think you deserve more candy and it’s got nothing to do with the fact I’m a little scared of you right now.”

Typical stereotype for frat boys consists of non existent mannerisms and bad taste in colour schemes for matching clothing. At least that's what Harry's heard since he's started in college. Don't forget the massive ego, the tons of alcohol and school funding that gets wasted every year behind these dickheads but Harry doesn't have a thing to worry about right? He's never going to cross paths with those type of selfish people. Except he does. Looks like faith had another thing in store for Harry when he comes across the very loud and free spirited Louis Tomlinson. Captain of the school's football team and president of the Delta Psi U fraternity that has Harry questioning everything his life consisted of up until now. Or the very bregruding college AU where Louis is a bad ass frat boy and Harry is a shy and conservative catholic boy who wants to know whether Louis can show him what else he can do on his knees besides pray.

Second Age Lindon: Sauron, hiding from the Valar, chances upon a dying Elf and an opportunity to penetrate Lindon where the young King Gil-galad struggles to rule a newborn realm. Desperate to unify his people torn apart by the tragedy of the two kinslayings and the terrible destruction of the War of Wrath, Gil-galad forces Oropher to leave behind his young son to be trained and educated alongside Elrond, hoping the two kinsmen can become the bridge between the Sindar and the Noldor. But can Thranduil, traumatized and embittered by the horrific tragedies, see beyond his own hurt?

If Bucky had a boyfriend, the guy should flaunt Bucky. Hell, he should pamper Bucky and spoil Bucky and worship Bucky and put the world at his feet and pluck the moon from the sky.

A new English teacher arrives to Brittany's class.

AU where Grindelwald offers Credence to a tentacle monster and pain ensues *Warning for rape/non-con from the beginning*

When it’s all too much you find the best escape you can think of, even if it’s dangerous and deadly. When the world seems too much to bear you find your own relief. And one Harry Potter finds his relief in the cold steel of a dagger. No one knows what is under the mask of the Boy Who Lived; they don’t see what’s under the surface of his carefully built façade. But then two of the most unlikely people find out his secret or secrets as they later find out; Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape and their views of the Gryffindor Golden Boy change when they find all they thought about him to be a lie. Draco Malfoy’s not all he shows himself to be. Behind the sneer and the cold exterior he is hurting inside. With a father like Lucius Malfoy, his life is anything but the glamorous show he acts in. He’s got a hard life that no one but the Potions Master knows about. When he finds the one person who could possibly understand what he is going through and it happens to be his enemy, Harry Potter, can both boys put aside their animosity for each other? Or will they drown in their own darkness?

Aubrey loves Halloween and she wants to make sure that everybody is having a good time at the Bellas Bash - until she feels that maybe she is having too much fun. (No copyright infringement intended.)

Some believe Chell is mute, others she is not. We think of her as scared, utterly heartbroken, or strong and well aware of her surroundings. She is one and a hundred at the same time, different to each of us. For each chapter, I will give my voice to one of our many versions of Chell. These are the events of Portal, retold through the eyes of them all.

perleo oneshots.constructive criticism is appreciated.no hate please. *** percy x leo r e m i n d e r s / w a r n i n g s :- boy x boy- no smut- a bit of swearing d i s c l a i m e r s : i do not own any of rick riordan's characters

To Derek Hale hockey was everything. It was the only reason he even tolerated High School and if given a choice the only thing he would be doing for the rest of his life. Some called him driven others called him fanatic. Derek called himself determined. Only one day a random meeting with a strangely fascinating young ice skater turns Derek's life upside down. A odd friendship blooms between them and Derek slowly comes to realise that his life isn't quite as simple as he thought. There might be more to life than ice hockey. (update 2014-06-12 - all chapters have now been looked through by my beta and minor additions have been made to one chapter)

It was supposed to be a relaxing, fun drive out to California to visit Sam. That was what Dean promised him. Instead, Cas is spending every night lying awake, staring at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep because of how loudly Dean is snoring in the bed next to him. This is going to call for some drastic measures.