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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success. Other consequences are not short-term at all. Archived Author's Notes:I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly. Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title. Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon. *I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with. I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.

She let in a shaky breath, before answering the question posed to her."I was a bad girl, daddy. I'm sorry. Just... Fuck..." She whimpered out softly, shifting to try and reduce the pressure on her nipples. "I need you."

Years later, Charles would remember that day. Sometimes he would wonder if he could have changed anything; other times he would despair over what he had since become. But he would always hold the image in his mind: Raven, laughing, and his thoughts flying alongside her on strong wings, silver-gold through the winter air. Once upon a time. More details, if desired, here. (Spoilers.)

Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours. Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway. Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?

When Harry sustains an injury in the line of work, he no longer knows how to navigate the life he loved, and finds help and solace from the most unexpected source.

The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past. The past wasn't at peace with him.

Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead.

After Sirius, along with Fred and George Weasley rescue a battered Harry Potter bound to his bed at Number 4 Privet Drive, they set off on a journey to help Harry learn what it means to be a Potter. With the loves of his life, his godfather, and his best friends by his side, Harry brings hell on earth to anyone who attempts to destroy the new family he has always wished that he'd always had.

Jessy and Mr. Winchester have been seeing each other for a while now. Jessy starts to let some of herself slip up to reveal just how much she enjoys him.

Tony Stark's born an omega in a world where that means he's supposed to follow certain social rules. He becomes Iron Man anyway: Fuck biology. If only his biology (and the world) would quit fucking him back. Note: This is a multi-pairing fic; this world works very differently; not all pairings will be tagged until work is complete. Read with caution.Rot13.com to decode spoiler: Obgu Fgrir naq Gbal unir frk jvgu bguref orsber trggvat gbtrgure. Gbal naq Fgrir unir ybgf bs frk, whfg gur gjb bs gurz, naq n qrrc ebznagvp eryngvbafuvc, ohg svany cnvevat vf Gbal Fgnex/Fgrir Ebtref/Bevtvany punenpgre, sbe pbzcyrk ernfbaf. Born from the Earth is currently on hiatus while I finish some life stuff. It will return February 2018. I have about 17 chapters written, but they need editing before posting.

He was a funny man. Mad, but harmless. What could the Lord of Winterfell do but shelter him from the North’s harshness? He never expected his guest to repay him in such a thoughtful way.

Creature!fic. After a plot to destroy the boy-who-lived, Harry becomes something that no one had imagined. He becomes stronger and more independent than ever and sets to right the world he finds himself in. After everything is done, all Harry wants is to have a life and live happily. Starts between 6th and 7th year during the summer, making Harry 16 at the beginning. Live Sirius and Dumbledore. Bashing: Dumbledore/Weasley/Granger.

Nothing could go wrong. It was just supposed to be a safe trip to the Nemeton. But this is Beacon Hills and things are rarely that simple. Welcome to the life of Stiles Stilinski. Or, that time that Stiles accidentally became a sorcerer against his will.

One shots of many TV shows and movies. From the Avengers to Harry Potter to the Walking Dead. Have any requests? Sorry for those who request for characters I do not know about. Warning: I haven't watched Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit so none of those requests!!Update: 7/27/17: (You Want Me?) Part 2: Steve x Reader x BuckyUpdate: indefinte hiatus. Don't know when I'll come back. Feeling a bit uninspired and with writer's block.

In which Derek is a hundred percent sure his parents never mentioned this, but then again, he never did pay much attention to stupid shit. An ongoing series.

Jessy takes a new job as a personal assistant. Her boss is Dean Winchester. Jessy wants to make a good impression and will do anything to keep her job.

Mike Ross is one of the best damn employees at Pearson Hardman. Only he's not Harvey's associate - he's Jessica's.

He couldn’t believe he was fucking collateral for a loan shark. What the fuck had his father gotten himself into this time? Stiles had no clue where his dad would come up with twelve grand but he knew his father wouldn’t leave him with a pair of criminals. Well, he hoped.

Intellectually, Harry Potter knew his mother was a sexual being with needs and desires of her own. Being a widow and celibate for over twenty years just wasn't realistic, that was why he'd urged her to start dating again, even if she never wanted to replace his father. Knowing something and seeing it are two incredibly different things. And seeing it will change his life forever.

Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.

Derek had blossomed steadily over the past year, growing into his ears and turning even more handsome, if that were possible. But instead of going out and melting the panties off the girls, suddenly he was coming to Stiles all bashed in, demanding that he patch him up like Stiles was some freelance nurse. It was a familiar pattern by now. AU in which Stiles has been living with the Hales for a few years as their assistant and friend. He needs to deal with Derek, who keeps coming to Stiles with bruises and cuts to be treated, while trying to figure out what the elderly alpha of the Hale pack is up to.