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Dayvhe's Broken Diamond Club

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In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once. Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.
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‘Blow by blow Honest in every way I know You appear To face a decision, I know you fear’ CHVRCHES - Recover Nominated for pale anthem of the sweep You hear about Dayvhe long before you meet him. He’s Karkat Vantas’ full time crush, not that your best friend can decide whether he wants to kiss the g
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