The Engineer's Guide to Dating the Avatar

All the nobles are to do The Ritual when they come of age to ensure the prosperity of the Continent. Perhaps once upon a time, there were no monsters but now with no one to equal them and kill them, they are so numerous that going outside and traveling has become a very dangerous pastime. Tonight, it’s Jaskier’s turn and he has been set to fail.Thankfully, Fate has something different planned for him and so instead he set things right. [tags will be updated as we go as not to spoil the whole thing, if anything of significance should happen, I will warn in the corresponding chapter]

“Bakugo, I have to tell you something.” “Fucking say it then.” “I can’t see.” “We know you can’t see, where are your damn glasses?” “No Bakugo.” Shoto’s voice was hollow, quieter than it needed to be. He cleared his throat trying to speak louder this time. “I mean I can’t see, anything.” Bakugo still didn’t know what that meant, so he put a hand in front of Todoroki’s face to confirm his suspicions. Tried doing all he could to make Half n Half flinch or blink or just about anything. But his idiot classmate stood there unmoving, not making any sort of reaction or response to it all. Or Todoroki is unsure why he’s going blind, and Bakugo – even though he hates this fucker with all his might – attempts to help this poor extra, as they both go through the days in denial about their newly formed crushes on each other.

Post-war setting, roughly five years after the war. Hermione Granger has not become minister of magic, but rather a single Mom who struggles in dating life and faces prejudices from old bigots in the magical world. Severus Snape is still stuck at Hogwarts, being tortured either by his colleagues or his students and for the love of Merlin cannot flirt to save his life.Together they get dumped into a mess of feelings, threats and of course a sprinkle of trauma... Just stick along with me on this one, I will try to update weekly :)Also tags will be updated on the go!

After his disgrace at Tol Sirion/Tol-in-Gaurhoth, Mairon has returned to Angband after about a year of self-imposed exile. Despite being banned from Melkor's Presence and sentenced to spend his days laboring in the mines under his own fortress, Mairon is not capable of forgetting where his true duty lies. Have you ever wondered how Mairon became so adept at manipulation to seduce poor Tyelpe into making the Rings of Power or persuade that git Ar-Pharazon "The Golden" into actually attacking Valinor? (Thank you to Morgause1 - from whom I've "borrowed" the concept of Mairon's punishment in the mines. And thank you to Jess - fantasychica37 on Tumblr - for the impetus necessary to put this beast to bed - literally.) I would like to Dedicate this story to the both of you in gratitude for the inspiration you've given me. Thank you again, very much!

Makoto gets drunk in front of his Iwatobi friends for the first time and becomes very handsy. He can't stay away from Haru to an embarrassing degree. Smut ensues.

Lance and Hunk are rewarded for defeating the Baku and saving Queen Luxia’s people. However, instead of a celebratory massage, Lance is given a classic tentacle up the ass. Well, a few actually. Who knew mermaids had such funky junk?

"Jyn adored Bodhi, but she absolutely hated when he was planning something.And she could tell he was.When he wasn’t looking at Cassian, he was looking at her, and when he was looking at her, he was certainly planning something." I don't know what came over me.

International Playboy Jeon Jungkook meets Flirty Park Jimin. What could go wrong?

Mickey has been staying with the Gallaghers and he's found himself becoming comfortable. Actually, it's more than that. It feels like comfort, like safety, like... home. Plus, he and Ian can't keep their hands off each other, which may or may not be a problem in a household full of people.

Enough is enough for Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived. One can only take murder attempts so many times in their life before it gets to be too much. So Harry does something stupid and reckless, as per the usual Gryffindor stereotype. However, the reaction he gets is nothing like what he expected.

Actually, they never planned on anything, life just happened. But the day of your wedding should be the best day of your life, and work out as you planned it, right? It’s not that easy, though, when the day before your wedding actually sucks…

“I’ve ruined – ah – more jeans because of you in this last semester than any other time in my life,” Hinata moaned in-between wet kisses and Kageyama couldn’t help but laugh as his thoughts jumped back to the bookstore when he helped bandage Hinata’s skinned knee. He picked his mouth up off Hinata’s swollen lips and drifted south, peppering the pale freckled skin in tiny kisses before replying. “Well, there’s more where that came from,” Kageyama teased as the tip of his tongue found Hinata’s nipple and earned a desperate whine as he licked. He’d never thought of himself as much of a sexy pillow talk kind of guy but with Hinata, the words flowed from his mouth effortlessly." ~~~ a smutty, drunken one-shot that accompanies my fic: Anonymous asked a questionthis can pretty much stand alone without reading it but if you wanna check it out, please do! **the events of this one-shot take place inbetween chapter 6 and 7 of AAQ, just so you know!! :) **

After human Castiel is kicked out of the bunker and eventually captured by demons, he finds himself only alive because Dean comes to rescue him. But is Dean there to help Cas, or make things worse?

Older!Eren is absolutely captivated by a too-innocent Armin.

Ahh, Peter Parker. Ever the butt of life's joke. Fighting for a city that hates him, disrespected at every corner, and let's not even think about the horror's of Marvel Editorial, yeesh. But what if Parker Luck finally swung back in a big way? What if ol Spidey found himself in a world full of frustrated women that had no able bodied men around? Would he embrace the gift or would he be swallowed by the responsibility of it all?

It was just a chance encounter of two strangers who had known each other once, when one of them had been the captive of the golden court, the other imprisoned by his own rage and hatred. Each had something they wanted to gain from the meeting fated by the gods. Sansa and Sandor meet again by chance in rather unusual circumstances. As brief as their encounter is, it has momentous consequences and ignites something that is hard to fight against. Yet Sandor tries... AU after DwD. A response to a fanfic writing challenge.

You became his best-friend and supported and helped him get the girl of his dreams, but since when did you begin to feel this terrible burning pain at the sight of him in an others arms?

*ABO SETTING* District 10 Little Sheep Application Plan! *CP Zhou Ye* Discipline and Anti-Discipline (not *fun play* can be thought of as a side story from the previous Hazelnut Latte article

It's been years, but it still feels the same.

The problem with Taehyung, Jeongguk thinks, is that he's far too touchy. Jeongguk scowls at the scene in front of him, barely noticing the strong bass pounding through the club except for the way it makes Taehyung press his hips into the girl in front of him while she eagerly moves back, Taehyung's hands tight round her waist while she holds him there. Jeongguk decides she looks desperate, pathetic. She's got too much makeup on and surely her sleek hair's annoying Taehyung when he leans in. Her dress is skintight and shamelessly shows off her gorgeous body. Jeongguk decides she's a bitch. I.E. Jungkook is really bad at feelings, especially when it comes to Taehyung. Who he totally doesn't have feelings for. And totally doesn't want to pin against the wall and press against him. Definitely not. So he wishes Yoongi would stop fucking egging him on, because it's starting to sound like a good idea to ask Taehyung if he would consider some good old make-out bro time. Because they're bros. Totally.

A look at what came to pass before Ludendorff, told mostly in the form of independent vignettes, but with an overall plot to tie them all together. Some canon details, with a lot of headcanon filling in the blanks.

When Abigail Hobbs' father is gunned down by the FBI, she is required to attend twice-weekly sessions with her school's counselling psychologist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Concerned for his student's welfare, biology teacher Will Graham intervenes but soon finds himself caught in a web of seduction, blackmail, and crime.

Keith and Lance get stuck together in a small space. An awkward boner, a panic attack, tender moments, and confessions ensue. “Well, you wouldn’t stop squirming! And you were rubbing your ass against my crotch!” Keith snapped. “I’m nineteen! What did you expect?" A loosely connected series of porn with plot. Chapter 1. Confined sex, handjobsChapter 2. Sweet sexChapter 3. Angry/sad wall sexChapter 4. Body worshipChapter 5. Shower sex

When she first met Sherlock Holmes, Sarah hadn’t been impressed at all by his arrogance and disregard for the needs or even rights of others. No, she likes him much better the way he is now, naked and kneeling at her feet with his cock in a cage and head bowed. The shame and desire evident on his face excites her almost as much as the sight of John on the bed, watching them avidly as he strokes his prick.

After a month apart due to competitions, Yuuri finally reunites with his fiance but it doesn't go as planned. Takes place after Season 1