The Problem with Kim Taehyung
The problem with Taehyung, Jeongguk thinks, is that he's far too touchy.
Jeongguk scowls at the scene in front of him, barely noticing the strong bass pounding through the club except for the way it makes Taehyung press his hips into the girl in front of him while she eagerly moves back, Taehyung's hands tight round her waist while she holds him there. Jeongguk decides she looks desperate, pathetic. She's got too much makeup on and surely her sleek hair's annoying Taehyung when he leans in. Her dress is skintight and shamelessly shows off her gorgeous body. Jeongguk decides she's a bitch.
I.E. Jungkook is really bad at feelings, especially when it comes to Taehyung. Who he totally doesn't have feelings for. And totally doesn't want to pin against the wall and press against him. Definitely not.
So he wishes Yoongi would stop fucking egging him on, because it's starting to sound like a good idea to ask Taehyung if he would consider some good old make-out bro time. Because they're bros.
Totally.