something to remember (just in case)

A distant buzz of a power tool cut off Bruce's question, and he froze. "Alfred," he said. "Yes, Master Bruce?" Alfred asked serenely. "There are power tools. Being used. And you're not using them. Or....supervising." Bruce said, a bit dumbly. "That would be Master Jason, Master Bruce." Alfred said calmly. _____Jason hangs around the Manor for some R&R, which winds up involving some carpentry.

Instead of letting him go, the Guardians capture Pitch. Jack finds himself drawn to their prisoner.

You finally convince Bucky to put his left hand to good use... around your throat.

[reader x thomas/newt/minho; cyoa/wwyff format] "His face came to mind. Even though you hadn’t ever seen him before—you couldn’t remember seeing anybody, not even yourself—you felt as if he was the one letting you breathe easy. It was only too bad that you didn’t know why."

Rick didn't think this nightmare could get any worse, didn't think Negan could get any worse. But when he wakes up in a crib and Negan's demanding that Rick calls him Daddy, he's about to find out how unhinged the man can be.

Steve is being reckless again, so Sam calls in Tony. Inspired by this: http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/145575000443

Never in his life would he ever think he would be in this situation. Jesse McCree sat there with horrified eyes on the bathroom counter. He had a little strip on his fingers that had two straight lines. Positive.

“I knew you were too perfect, of course you had to be the leader of a Mafia… Of all things, the leader of a Mafia!”

Spock allows Jim to touch. (Sequel to "Map Your Body Like the Stars".)

Arya and her girlfriend Bellegere have been together for years and want to have a baby. They decide on IVF and when Belle suggests asking Jon to be the donor, it makes perfect sense to Arya, since the baby would be related to both of them, Jon looks so much like her, and the four kids he's had with his wife Daenerys are proof of his virility. When Daenerys suggests that they save themselves the extraordinary expense of IVF, though, and just do it the old fashioned way, it reawakens feeling Arya buried years ago and leads the four of them down a path of absolute debauchery.

Harry is in love with someone and is afraid to tell them. His love grows. He ends up in a place he never thought he could be. May continue if good response. I've never written anything like it. Slash Male/Male! HAPPY ENDING...MPREG!

You will meet your perfect man BUT he's a cannabalistic serial killer twenty years older than you.

Thanks to Fawkes, the Horcrux in Harry is destroyed by the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. But something destroyed needs to be replaced, and a soul bond is just the thing. Not that Harry or Ginny plan to tell anyone about it, of course.

Lena has the hots for Kara. Turns out it's more mutual than she thought.

Non-connected smutty Quinntana one-shots, some with more plot than others.

Octavia gets drunk at a party and calls Clarke, who thinks Lexa is about to take advantage of the drunk girls state. Obviously that's not the case. It's Lexa, she's a smol bean who wouldn't hurt anyone like that. Enemies(ish) to lovers - Clarke definitely wants to kick Lexa's ass for 2.5 seconds.

Dreams are just the product of an overactive imagination, right? How will Harry's dreams lead him to his future when he's trapped in the past?

Loki de-ages Captain America. This is not the best idea he's ever had, but he can work with it.

Magnus and Taako were married on a bright spring day in the year after they saved the world.

When Castiel opens the door for Dean on Saturday afternoon, he doesn't get a verbal hello. In fact, Dean doesn't say anything. Methodically, almost like he's been planning it, he steps inside, closes the door behind them, and then pins Castiel to the wall in the entryway.

Nico Di Angelo barely escaped from Tartarus with his life -and his sanity - but the land of the living presents a whole new kind of pain. Namely in the form of one Son of Poseidon. Nico's journey from The Last Olympian to the Trials of Apollo. WARNING SPOILERS

Harry dies at the hands of Voldemort and is transported to the past through unkown means. Who does me meet here but one Severus Snape. HPSS Dark!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, future Mpreg.

When a bounty hunter makes a threat against the life of Senator Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan must juggle an emotional Anakin, defending the Senator from a Bounty Hunter, and his own inner turmoil. The rain doesn't help much.

A suspicious car accident brings Gibbs, who’s still Mike’s probie, to Parris Island where he meets a cocky, young, Marine recruit, Tony DiNozzo. Gibbs is determined to uncover the secrets on the military base and prove himself as an investigator and Tony’s determined to find a way into Gibbs’ pants.

The "Witch Finder" Aredian ignored Gaius´ attempt to save Merlin from interrogation by taking the blame for the "magic bracelet". And Merlin is dragged away to Aredian´s chambers for a very hard interrogation. Merlin´s friends try to save him.